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"'I think I just died.' er-no.tv"

In conversation with Grix Thraves today. Read and smile.

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************* Grix Thraves - 06/04/02 21:27:37 *************
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[21:27] er-no says: you might find this funny
[21:27] Grix Thraves says: Ok.
[21:28] er-no says: You know those eletro pads that do your workout for you
[21:28] Grix Thraves says: Yup.
[21:28] er-no says: well.. I could leave you to make up the rest
[21:28] er-no says: however, that would ruin the huge laughter ordeal I am going through
[21:28] Grix Thraves says: :D
[21:29] er-no says: I attached (with help from my brother) two pads on my face, on the cheeks, and two on my bicep muscles on my right arm
[21:29] er-no says: it was an experiment
[21:29] Grix Thraves says: Right... :)
[21:29] er-no says: we selected 'workout' from the machine
[21:30] er-no says: and selected level 1 (herte are 5)
[21:30] er-no says: there*
[21:30] er-no says: nothing much happened
[21:30] er-no says: so my brother was disappointed and grabbed the machine and turned to level 5
[21:30] er-no says: I face began to shake
[21:30] er-no says: my arm lifted by itself
[21:30] er-no says: and a huge smile came on my face as the pads were on my cheeks
[21:31] Grix Thraves says: :D
[21:31] er-no says: I was shaking and in pain
[21:31] er-no says: yet smiling like never before
[21:31] er-no says: in the end I was on the floor in a heap
[21:31] Grix Thraves says: lol
[21:31] er-no says: and twitching severely
[21:31] er-no says: he got bored of near dying with laughter
[21:32] er-no says: and I managed to use my left arm and hand to get the pads of me inbetween shocks
[21:32] er-no says: I tried using my right arm before but a shock hit the bicep before I got to the pad, and I touched the wrong side of the pad.
[21:32] er-no says: giving a direct shock to my fingers
[21:32] er-no says: I have never had so much fun
[21:32] Grix Thraves says: :D:D
[21:32] er-no says: best workout ever
[21:33] er-no says: *thumbs up to those people who made it*
[21:33] Grix Thraves says: :D
[21:33] er-no says: better than a gamecube or ANYTHING
[21:33] er-no says: Why did I tell you this?
[21:33] er-no says: Well, because I am using that idea for my own er-no.tv series pilot episode
[21:33] Grix Thraves says: heh. :D
[21:33] er-no says: and I shall be wanting you to come up with similar original ideas
[21:34] Grix Thraves says: :D Right, ok. :)
[21:34] er-no says: jackass meets er-no meets triger happy
[21:34] er-no says: my nipples hurt the most :(
[21:34] Grix Thraves says: lol
[21:34] er-no says: I dont think my heart is working
[21:34] er-no says: brb
[21:34] Grix Thraves says: Heh. :D
[21:34] er-no says: can't feel it at all
[21:34] er-no says: crap
[21:34] er-no says: very very faint
[21:35] Grix Thraves says: Heh... christ...
[21:35] er-no says: erm... i am going to go and talk to my brother
[21:35] er-no says: I think I just died
[21:35] Grix Thraves says: lol
[21:35] er-no says: again. BEST FUN EVER
[21:35] er-no says: and dont you be putting this topic in Prime
[21:35] er-no says: It deserves chat
[21:35] er-no says: lol
[21:35] Grix Thraves says: :D
[21:36] Grix Thraves says: Nah, I'll leave it to you... being with your programme and all.
[21:36] er-no says: where can you feel the pulse?
[21:36] er-no says: CRAP. Nowhere apparently
[21:36] er-no says: *runs

You shall all see it soon on television (if the beggers buy it from me).

*collapses because his nipples still hurt*

I want your ideas.
er-no

I bet I know what cheeks they were, eh Jobeh? :P

cookie monster wrote:
> Sounds like a copycat Jackass....

I had planned stunts and stuff for it since I was about twelve years old.

This was different. This was er-no.tv - we 'never stop filming'.

Or so we said.

Sounds like a copycat Jackass....

No jokes either.

I still have the first pilot episode.

It just doesn't seem right to ever show it to anyone though.

The 'upside down table race' was the show finisher. It broke 9 bones, and there were only 4 of us riding the tables.

er-no wrote:
> We buried them on Wimbledon Common.

*Imagines Wombles bedding made of video tape*

Hmm...

Azul wrote:
> Did this ever get done?
> I want to see this.

Lots of things got done. Lots of things we all regret now.

We had to stop. Some of us will never make a full recovery and we swore to never let the video footage be released. We buried them on Wimbledon Common.

Did this ever get done?
I want to see this.

heh, I put one on my bicep once, (I dont actually have 6 or so like other people), and turned it up to level 70, yes, 70, My arm flew upwards, extending fully,and hurting, quuite scarily, then, the vein which doctors use to take your blood started to expand, heh, I then put it down to 40, give my biceps an easy workout without weight lifting. Yay.

pop


for the sake of popping

http://www.apple.com /trailers/paramount/jackass_the_movie.html