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I got this idea from a games magazine that was kinda being sarcastic about games taking up a lot of your social life. This is a mixture of my ideas and some that I found elsewhere. You may have seen some of these before but this is still quite funny :) Anyway, You know when you have been playing FF10 too much when:
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You give the Blitzball Victory salute to people and say "Praise be to Yevon" when something good happens.
you become another Wakka and put "Ya?" at the end of everything you say.
You poke someone who looks tired with a stick and try to "send" them to the Farplane because they look like the undead.
Name your football team the "Zanarkand Abes" or "Besaid Aurochs".
...you can speak in Al Bhed fluently.
...you sing "Hymn of the Fayth" in the shower.
...you play Soccer and/or Team Handball and try to perform the Jecht Shot.
...you pray for an Aeon at your local church, then try to summon it.
...you see a car and say "That machina is forbidden!"
...when you take a broom with you to the sea and try walking on the water while waving madly with your "summoner's broom" ...
you pick a girl up and have blizball tickets, take her for a ride on the shoopuf, and then top the evening off by taking her wire sledding down your airship ancors.
You tore out an ad of FFX from a gaming mag from your school library.
You made an entire oratory over it for an upcoming speech tournament.
You took that ad you tore out and plastered it on your binder.
you know the amount of gil to bribe fiends off the top of your head
when you realize Wakka is horrible at blitzball
when 99999 doesn't seem like enough damage anymore
when you actually dodge lightning 200 times in succession
when you begin to wonder why fashion designers don't make a FFX line
when you start thinking that maybe you've been playing too much
You wanna ride elephants across the water as if they were shoopufs
You get contact lenses; one is green for your right eye, and the other is blue for your left eye.
In a soccer game you knock away two opposing players, then spin around and around and around, and kick the ball to the goal, provided that you had the physics to do it on land and not on water and all. (Jecht Shot, anyone?)
You start hating your father because you think it's cool.
You cry all of the time because you think it's cool.
You run away from home and say your father died at sea ten years ago because you think it's cool.
you start capturing animals that you find in your backyard and think you can fight them in your own monster arena.
You can breathe underwater.
You create a creature capable of destroying the planet out of a cat, a dog, a wild bird, a few insects, and some grass.
You play FF7, and wonder why Bahamut Zero can only do 9999 damage.
You actually attack someone with a real sword and wonder why your not seeing how much damage your doing...
Your work has fired you beacuse you called in being late too many times beacuse your at a boss fight...
You take vacation time to play this game...
Every time you kill a bug with your shoe you say, "Now that's how it's done."...
When you use a stuffed doll as a weapon.
You carry a basketball for self defense.
You are able to sucessfully perform the Jecht shot.
You actually have the best weapons for everyone
Your party is stronger than the Magus Sisters.
You dream that you go on a date with Yuna
You think Yuna looks better in her wedding dress.
You memorized a few tunes on the piano. (Particulary To Zanarkand and Path of Repetance).
You actually begin to like Tidus's pants.
You actually begin to like Tidus.
when you get twice the ammout of money from allowances that your friends and you say your basketball has gillionaire on it.
have 99 ledgendary pens, pencils, calculators, binders and folders.
when your PS2 explodes
when you try to put water in a knife
you try to light a basketball on fire
you perform the sphere shot in handball
you perform the jecht shot in soccer and wipe out a defender and the goalie
you perform the jecht shot in basketball and knock out two players on the other team
you write to the IOC telling them to make blitzball a summer olympic sport
you perform ^ 40 times
you're a modern day wakka and your friend (blonde) starts throwing rocks at a jellyfish and you say "leave that one to Lu"
you make a cactuar doll and you try to see an animal's weakness
you fuse knives and hourglasses trying to slow animals down when you hit them.
you convince your GF that tidus is hip. then dress like him.
you convince your best friend that Lulu has bigger b00bs than any woman he'll ever meet.
you wonder how the al bhed got swirly eyes w/ out contacts and why yuna doesn't have a swirly eye or semi-swirly eyes
you dress up for halloween as one of the chars.
you dress like Tidus Wakka or Auron every day (Rikku Lulu or Yuna for girls)
you are wakka.
you get your cat to stand up and you start dressing him/her like kimarhi.
you make metal sheeting pants.
you realise that Mohamad Ghandi and Yu Yevon are both a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
you go to the outback to find dingos to lvl up on
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You give the Blitzball Victory salute to people and say "Praise be to Yevon" when something good happens.
you become another Wakka and put "Ya?" at the end of everything you say.
You poke someone who looks tired with a stick and try to "send" them to the Farplane because they look like the undead.
Name your football team the "Zanarkand Abes" or "Besaid Aurochs".
...you can speak in Al Bhed fluently.
...you sing "Hymn of the Fayth" in the shower.
...you play Soccer and/or Team Handball and try to perform the Jecht Shot.
...you pray for an Aeon at your local church, then try to summon it.
...you see a car and say "That machina is forbidden!"
...when you take a broom with you to the sea and try walking on the water while waving madly with your "summoner's broom" ...
you pick a girl up and have blizball tickets, take her for a ride on the shoopuf, and then top the evening off by taking her wire sledding down your airship ancors.
You tore out an ad of FFX from a gaming mag from your school library.
You made an entire oratory over it for an upcoming speech tournament.
You took that ad you tore out and plastered it on your binder.
you know the amount of gil to bribe fiends off the top of your head
when you realize Wakka is horrible at blitzball
when 99999 doesn't seem like enough damage anymore
when you actually dodge lightning 200 times in succession
when you begin to wonder why fashion designers don't make a FFX line
when you start thinking that maybe you've been playing too much
You wanna ride elephants across the water as if they were shoopufs
You get contact lenses; one is green for your right eye, and the other is blue for your left eye.
In a soccer game you knock away two opposing players, then spin around and around and around, and kick the ball to the goal, provided that you had the physics to do it on land and not on water and all. (Jecht Shot, anyone?)
You start hating your father because you think it's cool.
You cry all of the time because you think it's cool.
You run away from home and say your father died at sea ten years ago because you think it's cool.
you start capturing animals that you find in your backyard and think you can fight them in your own monster arena.
You can breathe underwater.
You create a creature capable of destroying the planet out of a cat, a dog, a wild bird, a few insects, and some grass.
You play FF7, and wonder why Bahamut Zero can only do 9999 damage.
You actually attack someone with a real sword and wonder why your not seeing how much damage your doing...
Your work has fired you beacuse you called in being late too many times beacuse your at a boss fight...
You take vacation time to play this game...
Every time you kill a bug with your shoe you say, "Now that's how it's done."...
When you use a stuffed doll as a weapon.
You carry a basketball for self defense.
You are able to sucessfully perform the Jecht shot.
You actually have the best weapons for everyone
Your party is stronger than the Magus Sisters.
You dream that you go on a date with Yuna
You think Yuna looks better in her wedding dress.
You memorized a few tunes on the piano. (Particulary To Zanarkand and Path of Repetance).
You actually begin to like Tidus's pants.
You actually begin to like Tidus.
when you get twice the ammout of money from allowances that your friends and you say your basketball has gillionaire on it.
have 99 ledgendary pens, pencils, calculators, binders and folders.
when your PS2 explodes
when you try to put water in a knife
you try to light a basketball on fire
you perform the sphere shot in handball
you perform the jecht shot in soccer and wipe out a defender and the goalie
you perform the jecht shot in basketball and knock out two players on the other team
you write to the IOC telling them to make blitzball a summer olympic sport
you perform ^ 40 times
you're a modern day wakka and your friend (blonde) starts throwing rocks at a jellyfish and you say "leave that one to Lu"
you make a cactuar doll and you try to see an animal's weakness
you fuse knives and hourglasses trying to slow animals down when you hit them.
you convince your GF that tidus is hip. then dress like him.
you convince your best friend that Lulu has bigger b00bs than any woman he'll ever meet.
you wonder how the al bhed got swirly eyes w/ out contacts and why yuna doesn't have a swirly eye or semi-swirly eyes
you dress up for halloween as one of the chars.
you dress like Tidus Wakka or Auron every day (Rikku Lulu or Yuna for girls)
you are wakka.
you get your cat to stand up and you start dressing him/her like kimarhi.
you make metal sheeting pants.
you realise that Mohamad Ghandi and Yu Yevon are both a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
you go to the outback to find dingos to lvl up on
I got this idea from a games magazine that was kinda being sarcastic about games taking up a lot of your social life. This is a mixture of my ideas and some that I found elsewhere. You may have seen some of these before but this is still quite funny :) Anyway, You know when you have been playing FF10 too much when:
------------------------------------
You give the Blitzball Victory salute to people and say "Praise be to Yevon" when something good happens.
you become another Wakka and put "Ya?" at the end of everything you say.
You poke someone who looks tired with a stick and try to "send" them to the Farplane because they look like the undead.
Name your football team the "Zanarkand Abes" or "Besaid Aurochs".
...you can speak in Al Bhed fluently.
...you sing "Hymn of the Fayth" in the shower.
...you play Soccer and/or Team Handball and try to perform the Jecht Shot.
...you pray for an Aeon at your local church, then try to summon it.
...you see a car and say "That machina is forbidden!"
...when you take a broom with you to the sea and try walking on the water while waving madly with your "summoner's broom" ...
you pick a girl up and have blizball tickets, take her for a ride on the shoopuf, and then top the evening off by taking her wire sledding down your airship ancors.
You tore out an ad of FFX from a gaming mag from your school library.
You made an entire oratory over it for an upcoming speech tournament.
You took that ad you tore out and plastered it on your binder.
you know the amount of gil to bribe fiends off the top of your head
when you realize Wakka is horrible at blitzball
when 99999 doesn't seem like enough damage anymore
when you actually dodge lightning 200 times in succession
when you begin to wonder why fashion designers don't make a FFX line
when you start thinking that maybe you've been playing too much
You wanna ride elephants across the water as if they were shoopufs
You get contact lenses; one is green for your right eye, and the other is blue for your left eye.
In a soccer game you knock away two opposing players, then spin around and around and around, and kick the ball to the goal, provided that you had the physics to do it on land and not on water and all. (Jecht Shot, anyone?)
You start hating your father because you think it's cool.
You cry all of the time because you think it's cool.
You run away from home and say your father died at sea ten years ago because you think it's cool.
you start capturing animals that you find in your backyard and think you can fight them in your own monster arena.
You can breathe underwater.
You create a creature capable of destroying the planet out of a cat, a dog, a wild bird, a few insects, and some grass.
You play FF7, and wonder why Bahamut Zero can only do 9999 damage.
You actually attack someone with a real sword and wonder why your not seeing how much damage your doing...
Your work has fired you beacuse you called in being late too many times beacuse your at a boss fight...
You take vacation time to play this game...
Every time you kill a bug with your shoe you say, "Now that's how it's done."...
When you use a stuffed doll as a weapon.
You carry a basketball for self defense.
You are able to sucessfully perform the Jecht shot.
You actually have the best weapons for everyone
Your party is stronger than the Magus Sisters.
You dream that you go on a date with Yuna
You think Yuna looks better in her wedding dress.
You memorized a few tunes on the piano. (Particulary To Zanarkand and Path of Repetance).
You actually begin to like Tidus's pants.
You actually begin to like Tidus.
when you get twice the ammout of money from allowances that your friends and you say your basketball has gillionaire on it.
have 99 ledgendary pens, pencils, calculators, binders and folders.
when your PS2 explodes
when you try to put water in a knife
you try to light a basketball on fire
you perform the sphere shot in handball
you perform the jecht shot in soccer and wipe out a defender and the goalie
you perform the jecht shot in basketball and knock out two players on the other team
you write to the IOC telling them to make blitzball a summer olympic sport
you perform ^ 40 times
you're a modern day wakka and your friend (blonde) starts throwing rocks at a jellyfish and you say "leave that one to Lu"
you make a cactuar doll and you try to see an animal's weakness
you fuse knives and hourglasses trying to slow animals down when you hit them.
you convince your GF that tidus is hip. then dress like him.
you convince your best friend that Lulu has bigger b00bs than any woman he'll ever meet.
you wonder how the al bhed got swirly eyes w/ out contacts and why yuna doesn't have a swirly eye or semi-swirly eyes
you dress up for halloween as one of the chars.
you dress like Tidus Wakka or Auron every day (Rikku Lulu or Yuna for girls)
you are wakka.
you get your cat to stand up and you start dressing him/her like kimarhi.
you make metal sheeting pants.
you realise that Mohamad Ghandi and Yu Yevon are both a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
you go to the outback to find dingos to lvl up on
------------------------------------
You give the Blitzball Victory salute to people and say "Praise be to Yevon" when something good happens.
you become another Wakka and put "Ya?" at the end of everything you say.
You poke someone who looks tired with a stick and try to "send" them to the Farplane because they look like the undead.
Name your football team the "Zanarkand Abes" or "Besaid Aurochs".
...you can speak in Al Bhed fluently.
...you sing "Hymn of the Fayth" in the shower.
...you play Soccer and/or Team Handball and try to perform the Jecht Shot.
...you pray for an Aeon at your local church, then try to summon it.
...you see a car and say "That machina is forbidden!"
...when you take a broom with you to the sea and try walking on the water while waving madly with your "summoner's broom" ...
you pick a girl up and have blizball tickets, take her for a ride on the shoopuf, and then top the evening off by taking her wire sledding down your airship ancors.
You tore out an ad of FFX from a gaming mag from your school library.
You made an entire oratory over it for an upcoming speech tournament.
You took that ad you tore out and plastered it on your binder.
you know the amount of gil to bribe fiends off the top of your head
when you realize Wakka is horrible at blitzball
when 99999 doesn't seem like enough damage anymore
when you actually dodge lightning 200 times in succession
when you begin to wonder why fashion designers don't make a FFX line
when you start thinking that maybe you've been playing too much
You wanna ride elephants across the water as if they were shoopufs
You get contact lenses; one is green for your right eye, and the other is blue for your left eye.
In a soccer game you knock away two opposing players, then spin around and around and around, and kick the ball to the goal, provided that you had the physics to do it on land and not on water and all. (Jecht Shot, anyone?)
You start hating your father because you think it's cool.
You cry all of the time because you think it's cool.
You run away from home and say your father died at sea ten years ago because you think it's cool.
you start capturing animals that you find in your backyard and think you can fight them in your own monster arena.
You can breathe underwater.
You create a creature capable of destroying the planet out of a cat, a dog, a wild bird, a few insects, and some grass.
You play FF7, and wonder why Bahamut Zero can only do 9999 damage.
You actually attack someone with a real sword and wonder why your not seeing how much damage your doing...
Your work has fired you beacuse you called in being late too many times beacuse your at a boss fight...
You take vacation time to play this game...
Every time you kill a bug with your shoe you say, "Now that's how it's done."...
When you use a stuffed doll as a weapon.
You carry a basketball for self defense.
You are able to sucessfully perform the Jecht shot.
You actually have the best weapons for everyone
Your party is stronger than the Magus Sisters.
You dream that you go on a date with Yuna
You think Yuna looks better in her wedding dress.
You memorized a few tunes on the piano. (Particulary To Zanarkand and Path of Repetance).
You actually begin to like Tidus's pants.
You actually begin to like Tidus.
when you get twice the ammout of money from allowances that your friends and you say your basketball has gillionaire on it.
have 99 ledgendary pens, pencils, calculators, binders and folders.
when your PS2 explodes
when you try to put water in a knife
you try to light a basketball on fire
you perform the sphere shot in handball
you perform the jecht shot in soccer and wipe out a defender and the goalie
you perform the jecht shot in basketball and knock out two players on the other team
you write to the IOC telling them to make blitzball a summer olympic sport
you perform ^ 40 times
you're a modern day wakka and your friend (blonde) starts throwing rocks at a jellyfish and you say "leave that one to Lu"
you make a cactuar doll and you try to see an animal's weakness
you fuse knives and hourglasses trying to slow animals down when you hit them.
you convince your GF that tidus is hip. then dress like him.
you convince your best friend that Lulu has bigger b00bs than any woman he'll ever meet.
you wonder how the al bhed got swirly eyes w/ out contacts and why yuna doesn't have a swirly eye or semi-swirly eyes
you dress up for halloween as one of the chars.
you dress like Tidus Wakka or Auron every day (Rikku Lulu or Yuna for girls)
you are wakka.
you get your cat to stand up and you start dressing him/her like kimarhi.
you make metal sheeting pants.
you realise that Mohamad Ghandi and Yu Yevon are both a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
you go to the outback to find dingos to lvl up on
Triple H wrote:
You tore out an ad of FFX from a gaming mag from your school library.
LOL i admit to that one, gamesmaster mag, i tore it out during Geography LOL.
Most were funny :D
You tore out an ad of FFX from a gaming mag from your school library.
LOL i admit to that one, gamesmaster mag, i tore it out during Geography LOL.
Most were funny :D
Triple_H wrote:
you become another Wakka and put "Ya?" at the end of everything you say
I can admit that I have started to use "ya?" quite a lot but not at everything I say.
you become another Wakka and put "Ya?" at the end of everything you say
I can admit that I have started to use "ya?" quite a lot but not at everything I say.
you know when you have been playing ff10 too much when...
you are actually sad enough to post messages like this.
you are actually sad enough to post messages like this.
I guess I've been playing FF10 too much then, because I do the blitzball victory salute all the time.
Although I only do it for comedic reasons, of course.
Although I only do it for comedic reasons, of course.
Hello. I havnt even touched FF6 at all since I got FF10. On FF10 I have just legged it from that Macadeilai temple (sp) and about to fight some weird freak whos got berserk on all the time
Ha, I am well in front of you :)
When I first got this game I took off work for a week just to play it and missed many of my classes at school.
Also, when I play other games, almost any game I find myself sing that song. I'll be in a three point game on NBA2K2 and will catch myself going AHH AHH AHHHHH. I think there is something wrong with me.
Also, when I play other games, almost any game I find myself sing that song. I'll be in a three point game on NBA2K2 and will catch myself going AHH AHH AHHHHH. I think there is something wrong with me.