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"How Goddamn funny is 'the Osbournes'!"

I watched my first episode the other night - and it makes 'Big Brother' look like 'The Real World'. They weren't playing up for the cameras -they're really like that! Just so funny. I'd be Ozzie's son anyday. Fave bits from the episode I watched:

"I love you all. I love you all to death, but you're all f**king mad."

"I'm gonna drown the f**ker in it [the pool] when he's built it."

"You need a computer to turn on the tele!? I pressed a button earlier and the shower came on...what's that noise?"

You have to watch this programme. Forget the falseness and blandness of Big Brother, The Osbournes has it all - arguments, swearing, cats and dogs fighting...and Ozzie Osbourne running around with a gun, only stopping to 'bond' with his son by fixing a bayonet to it!

swander87 wrote:
> Dr Giblets wrote:
> I am limited to four pitiful channels
>
> No Channel 5? I assume that's the one you missed out, anyways...
>
> Or was that a typo?

No, you read rightly.
I live in lovely Bittaford in sunny Devon, so I can't get old 5 on me Vision-O-Matic (*cough*....TV).
Channel 5 looks a bit bolox anyway, apart from the occasional good film, so i'm not missing out on much.

Dr Giblets wrote:
> I am limited to four pitiful channels

No Channel 5? I assume that's the one you missed out, anyways...

Or was that a typo?

The Osbourns will hit channel 4 later this year

You battys.
Fine, I don't need MTV. I'll just keep the blandness of terrestrial TV, thank you very much.
Bah.

(as may have gathered I have been unable to view the Osbournes as I am limited to four pitiful channels)

blahpro wrote:
> Ozzie and his wife were on V. Graham Norton last night...

That was funny as hell.

But the best bit of this show is WATCHING OZZY WALK! That's what years of drug abuse'll do to you, kids...

Ozzie and his wife were on V. Graham Norton last night...

Lawless Fever wrote:
> I heard that his other daughter refused to be filmed and take part in
> the documentary. Does anyone care to tell me WHY?

She's launching a music career of her own and doesn't want the show to interfere.

Saw it again last night - the one with the dog therapist.

Damn!! I've been meaning to watch this but I keep on forgetting!

:@

ive seen the first 2 episodes and its great

I heard that his other daughter refused to be filmed and take part in the documentary. Does anyone care to tell me WHY? I keep missing the show, and I missed it again, damnit.

Is he performing TODAY at the Jubilee cerimony? May he kill the queen with his breath and bite her head off, before spitting in on the floor. Feck the monarchy! Here comes a revolution-ah!!! ;D