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Hi! This is Dark Mark: The Diabolically Evil Apocalyptic Demon Albino Warlord of Cardiff, presenting this week's edition of Top Of The Pops! The bloke / girl / shemale who usually presents the show is currently... erm... unavailable at the moment, so I'm filling in from them. And their mysterious disappearence has got NOTHING to do with me... honest.
Anyway, this week promises to show you the very latest of whats hot in the music industry, right here, right now! And if you're lucky, I might even throw in some diabolically evil prizes for you as well.
So without further ado, here's our first performence for this week, Sloprano and his debut single; "Sweet Melody!" We must inform you that certain amounts of "bleeping" occur within this song in order to stick with the Gameaday rules and regulations.
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Give it up for the one and only Sloprano, ladies and gentlemen!!! Now, our next act is one of the biggest names in poprock at the moment. Please give it up for Sonic the Hedgehog and his newest single; "It Doesn't Matter", taken from his newest album; "Sonic Adventure 2". Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, Sonic the Hedgehog!
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"Well I don't show off, don't critisize,
I'm just living by my own feelings.
And I won't give in, won't compramise,
'Cos I only have a steadfast heart of gold.
I don't know why I can't leave, though it might be tough,
And I'm not out of control, just living by my word.
Don't ask me why, I don't need a reason.
I got my way, my own way.
It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right.
Well I don't look back, I don't need to.
Time won't wait and I've got so much to do.
Where do I stop now? It's all a blur, it's so unclear.
Well I don't know but I can't be wrong.
It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
Place all your bets on the one you think is right."
"It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right.
Oh no, no, no!
It doesn't matter!"
----------
As expected, another superb performence from Sonic the Hedgehog there, ladies and gentleman. Sonic really is the king of the poprock world at the moment, folks; with tracks including "Open Your Heart", "Live and Learn" and "Speed Highway" already under his belt, you can expect to see a lot mroe of Sonic in the very near future.
It's now time to check out the ever-important weekly chart, people! SO heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go! *ahem!*
At number 10, it's Sloprano with "Sweet Melody".
At number 9, it's id Software accomponied by Raster Productions with "Revolver".
At number 8, it's Knuckles the Echidna with "Unknown, from Master Emerald".
At number 7, it's Dr Eggman with "I Am The Eggman".
At number 6, it's EAD with "1080 Snowboaring".
At number 5, it's.. oh!! EAD once again, with "F-Zero X".
At number 4, it's the Rareware team with "Perfect Dark: Chicago Mission".
At number 3, it's Sonic the Hedgehog with "It Doesn't Matter".
At number 2, it's the Rareware Team's second appearence in this week's chart with "Perfect Dark: The Credits".
And at number 1 this week... oh my God! For the 17th week in a row, the number one single is "The DK Rap" from The DK Crew! Give 'em a round of applause, people! And now here especially for you, it's the one... the only.... D...K....CREEEEWWWWWWWWW!
----------
"They're finally here performing for you.
If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you wanna clap,
As we take you through this monkey rap.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail.
His coconut gun can fire in spurts.
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt.
He's bigger, faster and stronger too,
He's the first member of the DK Crew.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style so listen up, dudes!
She can shrink in size to suit her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be.
She can float through the air and climb up trees.
If you choose her you'll not choose wrong.
With a skip and a jump, she's one cool Kong.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace,
But this Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to,
And stretch his arms out just for you.
Inflate himself just like a balloon,
This crazy Kong just digs this tune.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong is here! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too,
And this time he's in the mood.
He can fly real high with his jetpack on.
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune,
But Kremlings beware 'cos he's after you.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
And finally, he's here for you,
It's the last member of the DK Crew.
This Kong's so strong it isn't funny.
He can make a Kremling cry out for mummy.
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease,
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move slow, he can't jump high,
But this Kong's one hell of a guy.
Huh!
Come on Kranky! Take it to the fridge.
Walnuts, peanuts, pinapple smells.
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
Ah yeah!"
----------
That's it for this week, ladies and gentlemen! Tune in next week for more from the exciting world of the videogames music industry! See ya, and goodnight!
Anyway, this week promises to show you the very latest of whats hot in the music industry, right here, right now! And if you're lucky, I might even throw in some diabolically evil prizes for you as well.
So without further ado, here's our first performence for this week, Sloprano and his debut single; "Sweet Melody!" We must inform you that certain amounts of "bleeping" occur within this song in order to stick with the Gameaday rules and regulations.
----------
----------
Give it up for the one and only Sloprano, ladies and gentlemen!!! Now, our next act is one of the biggest names in poprock at the moment. Please give it up for Sonic the Hedgehog and his newest single; "It Doesn't Matter", taken from his newest album; "Sonic Adventure 2". Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, Sonic the Hedgehog!
----------
"Well I don't show off, don't critisize,
I'm just living by my own feelings.
And I won't give in, won't compramise,
'Cos I only have a steadfast heart of gold.
I don't know why I can't leave, though it might be tough,
And I'm not out of control, just living by my word.
Don't ask me why, I don't need a reason.
I got my way, my own way.
It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right.
Well I don't look back, I don't need to.
Time won't wait and I've got so much to do.
Where do I stop now? It's all a blur, it's so unclear.
Well I don't know but I can't be wrong.
It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
Place all your bets on the one you think is right."
"It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right.
Oh no, no, no!
It doesn't matter!"
----------
As expected, another superb performence from Sonic the Hedgehog there, ladies and gentleman. Sonic really is the king of the poprock world at the moment, folks; with tracks including "Open Your Heart", "Live and Learn" and "Speed Highway" already under his belt, you can expect to see a lot mroe of Sonic in the very near future.
It's now time to check out the ever-important weekly chart, people! SO heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go! *ahem!*
At number 10, it's Sloprano with "Sweet Melody".
At number 9, it's id Software accomponied by Raster Productions with "Revolver".
At number 8, it's Knuckles the Echidna with "Unknown, from Master Emerald".
At number 7, it's Dr Eggman with "I Am The Eggman".
At number 6, it's EAD with "1080 Snowboaring".
At number 5, it's.. oh!! EAD once again, with "F-Zero X".
At number 4, it's the Rareware team with "Perfect Dark: Chicago Mission".
At number 3, it's Sonic the Hedgehog with "It Doesn't Matter".
At number 2, it's the Rareware Team's second appearence in this week's chart with "Perfect Dark: The Credits".
And at number 1 this week... oh my God! For the 17th week in a row, the number one single is "The DK Rap" from The DK Crew! Give 'em a round of applause, people! And now here especially for you, it's the one... the only.... D...K....CREEEEWWWWWWWWW!
----------
"They're finally here performing for you.
If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you wanna clap,
As we take you through this monkey rap.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail.
His coconut gun can fire in spurts.
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt.
He's bigger, faster and stronger too,
He's the first member of the DK Crew.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style so listen up, dudes!
She can shrink in size to suit her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be.
She can float through the air and climb up trees.
If you choose her you'll not choose wrong.
With a skip and a jump, she's one cool Kong.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace,
But this Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to,
And stretch his arms out just for you.
Inflate himself just like a balloon,
This crazy Kong just digs this tune.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong is here! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too,
And this time he's in the mood.
He can fly real high with his jetpack on.
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune,
But Kremlings beware 'cos he's after you.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
And finally, he's here for you,
It's the last member of the DK Crew.
This Kong's so strong it isn't funny.
He can make a Kremling cry out for mummy.
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease,
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move slow, he can't jump high,
But this Kong's one hell of a guy.
Huh!
Come on Kranky! Take it to the fridge.
Walnuts, peanuts, pinapple smells.
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
Ah yeah!"
----------
That's it for this week, ladies and gentlemen! Tune in next week for more from the exciting world of the videogames music industry! See ya, and goodnight!
Cyclone wrote:
> Empahsis on WHAT!
>
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> That DK64 rap is the best game intro ever!
*
And that's exactly why it's been at number 1 for 17 weeks in a row. ;)
> Empahsis on WHAT!
>
>
> That DK64 rap is the best game intro ever!
*
And that's exactly why it's been at number 1 for 17 weeks in a row. ;)
If you wanna see more of the videogaming version of Top Of The Pops, then say so! And you could also tell me which songs from videogames you'd like to appear in the "show". All songs must have a reasonable amount of lyrics, of course.
Empahsis on WHAT!
That DK64 rap is the best game intro ever!
That DK64 rap is the best game intro ever!
Lets see who and what you're gonna put in next week :D
Hi! This is Dark Mark: The Diabolically Evil Apocalyptic Demon Albino Warlord of Cardiff, presenting this week's edition of Top Of The Pops! The bloke / girl / shemale who usually presents the show is currently... erm... unavailable at the moment, so I'm filling in from them. And their mysterious disappearence has got NOTHING to do with me... honest.
Anyway, this week promises to show you the very latest of whats hot in the music industry, right here, right now! And if you're lucky, I might even throw in some diabolically evil prizes for you as well.
So without further ado, here's our first performence for this week, Sloprano and his debut single; "Sweet Melody!" We must inform you that certain amounts of "bleeping" occur within this song in order to stick with the Gameaday rules and regulations.
----------
----------
Give it up for the one and only Sloprano, ladies and gentlemen!!! Now, our next act is one of the biggest names in poprock at the moment. Please give it up for Sonic the Hedgehog and his newest single; "It Doesn't Matter", taken from his newest album; "Sonic Adventure 2". Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, Sonic the Hedgehog!
----------
"Well I don't show off, don't critisize,
I'm just living by my own feelings.
And I won't give in, won't compramise,
'Cos I only have a steadfast heart of gold.
I don't know why I can't leave, though it might be tough,
And I'm not out of control, just living by my word.
Don't ask me why, I don't need a reason.
I got my way, my own way.
It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right.
Well I don't look back, I don't need to.
Time won't wait and I've got so much to do.
Where do I stop now? It's all a blur, it's so unclear.
Well I don't know but I can't be wrong.
It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
Place all your bets on the one you think is right."
"It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right.
Oh no, no, no!
It doesn't matter!"
----------
As expected, another superb performence from Sonic the Hedgehog there, ladies and gentleman. Sonic really is the king of the poprock world at the moment, folks; with tracks including "Open Your Heart", "Live and Learn" and "Speed Highway" already under his belt, you can expect to see a lot mroe of Sonic in the very near future.
It's now time to check out the ever-important weekly chart, people! SO heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go! *ahem!*
At number 10, it's Sloprano with "Sweet Melody".
At number 9, it's id Software accomponied by Raster Productions with "Revolver".
At number 8, it's Knuckles the Echidna with "Unknown, from Master Emerald".
At number 7, it's Dr Eggman with "I Am The Eggman".
At number 6, it's EAD with "1080 Snowboaring".
At number 5, it's.. oh!! EAD once again, with "F-Zero X".
At number 4, it's the Rareware team with "Perfect Dark: Chicago Mission".
At number 3, it's Sonic the Hedgehog with "It Doesn't Matter".
At number 2, it's the Rareware Team's second appearence in this week's chart with "Perfect Dark: The Credits".
And at number 1 this week... oh my God! For the 17th week in a row, the number one single is "The DK Rap" from The DK Crew! Give 'em a round of applause, people! And now here especially for you, it's the one... the only.... D...K....CREEEEWWWWWWWWW!
----------
"They're finally here performing for you.
If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you wanna clap,
As we take you through this monkey rap.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail.
His coconut gun can fire in spurts.
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt.
He's bigger, faster and stronger too,
He's the first member of the DK Crew.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style so listen up, dudes!
She can shrink in size to suit her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be.
She can float through the air and climb up trees.
If you choose her you'll not choose wrong.
With a skip and a jump, she's one cool Kong.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace,
But this Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to,
And stretch his arms out just for you.
Inflate himself just like a balloon,
This crazy Kong just digs this tune.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong is here! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too,
And this time he's in the mood.
He can fly real high with his jetpack on.
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune,
But Kremlings beware 'cos he's after you.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
And finally, he's here for you,
It's the last member of the DK Crew.
This Kong's so strong it isn't funny.
He can make a Kremling cry out for mummy.
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease,
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move slow, he can't jump high,
But this Kong's one hell of a guy.
Huh!
Come on Kranky! Take it to the fridge.
Walnuts, peanuts, pinapple smells.
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
Ah yeah!"
----------
That's it for this week, ladies and gentlemen! Tune in next week for more from the exciting world of the videogames music industry! See ya, and goodnight!
Anyway, this week promises to show you the very latest of whats hot in the music industry, right here, right now! And if you're lucky, I might even throw in some diabolically evil prizes for you as well.
So without further ado, here's our first performence for this week, Sloprano and his debut single; "Sweet Melody!" We must inform you that certain amounts of "bleeping" occur within this song in order to stick with the Gameaday rules and regulations.
----------
----------
Give it up for the one and only Sloprano, ladies and gentlemen!!! Now, our next act is one of the biggest names in poprock at the moment. Please give it up for Sonic the Hedgehog and his newest single; "It Doesn't Matter", taken from his newest album; "Sonic Adventure 2". Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, Sonic the Hedgehog!
----------
"Well I don't show off, don't critisize,
I'm just living by my own feelings.
And I won't give in, won't compramise,
'Cos I only have a steadfast heart of gold.
I don't know why I can't leave, though it might be tough,
And I'm not out of control, just living by my word.
Don't ask me why, I don't need a reason.
I got my way, my own way.
It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right.
Well I don't look back, I don't need to.
Time won't wait and I've got so much to do.
Where do I stop now? It's all a blur, it's so unclear.
Well I don't know but I can't be wrong.
It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
Place all your bets on the one you think is right."
"It doesn't matter now what happens.
I will never give up the fight.
Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight,
It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right.
Oh no, no, no!
It doesn't matter!"
----------
As expected, another superb performence from Sonic the Hedgehog there, ladies and gentleman. Sonic really is the king of the poprock world at the moment, folks; with tracks including "Open Your Heart", "Live and Learn" and "Speed Highway" already under his belt, you can expect to see a lot mroe of Sonic in the very near future.
It's now time to check out the ever-important weekly chart, people! SO heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go! *ahem!*
At number 10, it's Sloprano with "Sweet Melody".
At number 9, it's id Software accomponied by Raster Productions with "Revolver".
At number 8, it's Knuckles the Echidna with "Unknown, from Master Emerald".
At number 7, it's Dr Eggman with "I Am The Eggman".
At number 6, it's EAD with "1080 Snowboaring".
At number 5, it's.. oh!! EAD once again, with "F-Zero X".
At number 4, it's the Rareware team with "Perfect Dark: Chicago Mission".
At number 3, it's Sonic the Hedgehog with "It Doesn't Matter".
At number 2, it's the Rareware Team's second appearence in this week's chart with "Perfect Dark: The Credits".
And at number 1 this week... oh my God! For the 17th week in a row, the number one single is "The DK Rap" from The DK Crew! Give 'em a round of applause, people! And now here especially for you, it's the one... the only.... D...K....CREEEEWWWWWWWWW!
----------
"They're finally here performing for you.
If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you wanna clap,
As we take you through this monkey rap.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail.
His coconut gun can fire in spurts.
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt.
He's bigger, faster and stronger too,
He's the first member of the DK Crew.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style so listen up, dudes!
She can shrink in size to suit her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be.
She can float through the air and climb up trees.
If you choose her you'll not choose wrong.
With a skip and a jump, she's one cool Kong.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace,
But this Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to,
And stretch his arms out just for you.
Inflate himself just like a balloon,
This crazy Kong just digs this tune.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong is here! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too,
And this time he's in the mood.
He can fly real high with his jetpack on.
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune,
But Kremlings beware 'cos he's after you.
Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!
And finally, he's here for you,
It's the last member of the DK Crew.
This Kong's so strong it isn't funny.
He can make a Kremling cry out for mummy.
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease,
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move slow, he can't jump high,
But this Kong's one hell of a guy.
Huh!
Come on Kranky! Take it to the fridge.
Walnuts, peanuts, pinapple smells.
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
Ah yeah!"
----------
That's it for this week, ladies and gentlemen! Tune in next week for more from the exciting world of the videogames music industry! See ya, and goodnight!