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Jonny = Millionaire
Last night at roughly 10:50pm Jonny became the victor of Survivor and at the same time picked up one million pounds.
The final was amazingly close, with Jonny winning by the scruff of his neck; the final score was 7-0.
The public alone gave the Scotsman 89% of their votes leaving Susannah worried and 11%; this however didn’t put the posh bint down, she even cracked the funniest ever joke on British television……….well no, my gran tells a better joke, for anyone who missed the final it went something like this:
Presenter “What’s your reaction after getting only 11% of the publics votes?”
Susannah “I was hoping to get 1% of the votes so that I could be known as the most hated woman on British television; I feel guttered”
What a cracker, if you don’t find that funny then you are a social retard…. no wait, no you would be normal, and if you found it the least bit amusing you are a social retard.
Johns vote was first out of the jug type thing; he voted for Jonny, his mate; his comments were:
“I’m voting for Jonny because I think if Susannah were to win one million pounds it would have a negative affect on your personality. Jonny if you do win please please please seek professional advice on that dreadful hair colour.”
That comment absolutely cracked me up, if there was a title for funniest comment, he should get it.
Next to vote was Bridget; she basically said that Jonny had played the game very well and that he disserved to win.
At this point Jonny was winning 3-0 and if he got the next vote he would become a millionaire, the next person was Dave.
He remarked:
Jonny deserves the title “Survivor” more than Susannah does.
At this moment of time Jonny froze for a second, and jumped to his feet with joy, he smashed the case with his money in and put it in his pocket, pretty stupid really, how do you fit one million pounds in your pocket?
Drew, Alistair, and the fit one all voted for Jonny as well.
I would say that that just about wrapped up a very nice night indeed for Jonny!
Thanks for reading
Kram
Last night at roughly 10:50pm Jonny became the victor of Survivor and at the same time picked up one million pounds.
The final was amazingly close, with Jonny winning by the scruff of his neck; the final score was 7-0.
The public alone gave the Scotsman 89% of their votes leaving Susannah worried and 11%; this however didn’t put the posh bint down, she even cracked the funniest ever joke on British television……….well no, my gran tells a better joke, for anyone who missed the final it went something like this:
Presenter “What’s your reaction after getting only 11% of the publics votes?”
Susannah “I was hoping to get 1% of the votes so that I could be known as the most hated woman on British television; I feel guttered”
What a cracker, if you don’t find that funny then you are a social retard…. no wait, no you would be normal, and if you found it the least bit amusing you are a social retard.
Johns vote was first out of the jug type thing; he voted for Jonny, his mate; his comments were:
“I’m voting for Jonny because I think if Susannah were to win one million pounds it would have a negative affect on your personality. Jonny if you do win please please please seek professional advice on that dreadful hair colour.”
That comment absolutely cracked me up, if there was a title for funniest comment, he should get it.
Next to vote was Bridget; she basically said that Jonny had played the game very well and that he disserved to win.
At this point Jonny was winning 3-0 and if he got the next vote he would become a millionaire, the next person was Dave.
He remarked:
Jonny deserves the title “Survivor” more than Susannah does.
At this moment of time Jonny froze for a second, and jumped to his feet with joy, he smashed the case with his money in and put it in his pocket, pretty stupid really, how do you fit one million pounds in your pocket?
Drew, Alistair, and the fit one all voted for Jonny as well.
I would say that that just about wrapped up a very nice night indeed for Jonny!
Thanks for reading
Kram
Susannah was so embarrased after she tried cracking a joke.
I didn't watch Survivor that much: Only a bit.
Jonny = Millionaire
Last night at roughly 10:50pm Jonny became the victor of Survivor and at the same time picked up one million pounds.
The final was amazingly close, with Jonny winning by the scruff of his neck; the final score was 7-0.
The public alone gave the Scotsman 89% of their votes leaving Susannah worried and 11%; this however didn’t put the posh bint down, she even cracked the funniest ever joke on British television……….well no, my gran tells a better joke, for anyone who missed the final it went something like this:
Presenter “What’s your reaction after getting only 11% of the publics votes?”
Susannah “I was hoping to get 1% of the votes so that I could be known as the most hated woman on British television; I feel guttered”
What a cracker, if you don’t find that funny then you are a social retard…. no wait, no you would be normal, and if you found it the least bit amusing you are a social retard.
Johns vote was first out of the jug type thing; he voted for Jonny, his mate; his comments were:
“I’m voting for Jonny because I think if Susannah were to win one million pounds it would have a negative affect on your personality. Jonny if you do win please please please seek professional advice on that dreadful hair colour.”
That comment absolutely cracked me up, if there was a title for funniest comment, he should get it.
Next to vote was Bridget; she basically said that Jonny had played the game very well and that he disserved to win.
At this point Jonny was winning 3-0 and if he got the next vote he would become a millionaire, the next person was Dave.
He remarked:
Jonny deserves the title “Survivor” more than Susannah does.
At this moment of time Jonny froze for a second, and jumped to his feet with joy, he smashed the case with his money in and put it in his pocket, pretty stupid really, how do you fit one million pounds in your pocket?
Drew, Alistair, and the fit one all voted for Jonny as well.
I would say that that just about wrapped up a very nice night indeed for Jonny!
Thanks for reading
Kram
Last night at roughly 10:50pm Jonny became the victor of Survivor and at the same time picked up one million pounds.
The final was amazingly close, with Jonny winning by the scruff of his neck; the final score was 7-0.
The public alone gave the Scotsman 89% of their votes leaving Susannah worried and 11%; this however didn’t put the posh bint down, she even cracked the funniest ever joke on British television……….well no, my gran tells a better joke, for anyone who missed the final it went something like this:
Presenter “What’s your reaction after getting only 11% of the publics votes?”
Susannah “I was hoping to get 1% of the votes so that I could be known as the most hated woman on British television; I feel guttered”
What a cracker, if you don’t find that funny then you are a social retard…. no wait, no you would be normal, and if you found it the least bit amusing you are a social retard.
Johns vote was first out of the jug type thing; he voted for Jonny, his mate; his comments were:
“I’m voting for Jonny because I think if Susannah were to win one million pounds it would have a negative affect on your personality. Jonny if you do win please please please seek professional advice on that dreadful hair colour.”
That comment absolutely cracked me up, if there was a title for funniest comment, he should get it.
Next to vote was Bridget; she basically said that Jonny had played the game very well and that he disserved to win.
At this point Jonny was winning 3-0 and if he got the next vote he would become a millionaire, the next person was Dave.
He remarked:
Jonny deserves the title “Survivor” more than Susannah does.
At this moment of time Jonny froze for a second, and jumped to his feet with joy, he smashed the case with his money in and put it in his pocket, pretty stupid really, how do you fit one million pounds in your pocket?
Drew, Alistair, and the fit one all voted for Jonny as well.
I would say that that just about wrapped up a very nice night indeed for Jonny!
Thanks for reading
Kram