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He saunters to the ring and snatches the microphone from announcer Lillian Garcia (Shaneo.) “Hey y’all,” this time he doesn’t smile at the mild Scott Hall reference. “I was hit by a double, no, a triple whammie this week. One, on numerous occasions Jetster, Mouldy Cheese, STD and even myself have had chances to take the HardCAW Championship from Hawk (AJ), but he’s managed to escape and is now scheduled for a title match against, Grandprix, at the next PPV.” Reaver said Grandprix as though it were a curse!
“Two, I lose my CAW Heavyweight Title match. I had everything planned out, I mean, I am the Commissioner here. Surely that means I cannot lose!? But no, obviously people like Hawk have different ideas. Hawk will pay for the Hawkmission he locked in on me, there’s no doubt about it, but that can wait. First, I have other business to attend to. And thirdly, I learn that Grandprix is making the matches for this week’s Eclipse. Fortunately he seems to have done a reasonable job, not scheduling me in a match.” He pauses for a minute, pondering what to say next.
“My main plan is to regain the CAW Heavyweight Title, but for the moment I have to concentrate on my upcoming PPV match.” The crowd cheer in anticipation, no one can wait for that one! “Yes, I’m sure you’ll love it. And so will I, especially when I pin Cong Man for the 3-count and make him LEAVE SRW!!”
Suddenly, the sound of a Formula 1 car revving up erupts throughout the arena, it’s Grandprix! The audience are going crazy for the System Fighter! He has a cocky look on his face, and has something to say. He stands on top of the ramp and speaks into the microphone.
“Hello Reaver (Ant)! And how are you today? Good good, anyway, I have something for you Reaver. A gift, some might say. A surprise gift. It involves a match.”
Reaver is shaking with fury in the ring!
“Don’t worry, it doesn’t involve you. However, it does involve your little friends Scotty The Doggy and Jetster. Now as you said, I’m scheduling the matches this week, and I have a very special one for the two of them to partake in. And if they don’t? THEN I’LL FIRE THEM!!”
Reaver looks shocked, but it’s true, Grandprix is Commissioner for this week!
“So Reaver, get the hell out of my ring, BECAUSE WE WANT TO SEE SCOTTY THE DOGGY VERSUS JETSTER!”
WHOA! STD has to fight Jetster, and if they don’t have the match then Grandprix will fire them! Reaver is totally livid, he’s slid out of the ring and started purposefully bashing his head on the ring pole!
(Jetster’s music hits) Here comes Jetster, a proud member of the Four Elements, he certainly won’t want to lose the match! He walks to the ring looking confused, and he looks at Reaver questioningly. Reaver shrugs, with no idea what to do!
“Who let the dogs out!?” And here’s Jetster’s opponent, Scotty The Doggy! STD looks totally shocked, he and Jetster are supposed to be friends! However as he reaches the ring he looks more determined, he doesn’t want to lose this match.
They step into the ring and begin to circle each-other, the bell rings and we’re all set for this massive bout, Jetster taking on Scotty The Doggy! They continue to circle each-other like Wolves, waiting for the perfect time to pounce.
Jetster leaps forward and taps STD on the chest, and STD falls over dramatically! Jetster scurries into a cover, 1…2…3! Oh c’mon! Reaver (Ant) is laughing on the outside, and there’s nothing Grandprix can do about it because there was physical contact! It looks like the Elements had a plan all along, and it shows what a strong faction they are! Grandprix stands on the top of the ramp, enraged!
CLANG! HAWK (AJ) COMES FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO RIVAL GRANDPRIX!
Reaver (Ant) sees Hawk, and he wants revenge for what happened in the CAW Title match! He sprints after him, and Hawk runs back behind the curtain! We see Reaver chasing him backstage, and out into the parking lot! It’s a cold night but Reaver doesn’t care, he wants to find Hawk, but this reminds me of something…Reaver better have his wits about him.
VROOOM!! WAIT, LOOK, THERE’S CONG MAN IN HIS CAR! HE’S DRIVING STRAIGHT TOWARDS REAVER (ANT)!!
REAVER DIVES OUT OF THE WAY, AND BEFORE CONG MAN CAN TURN THE CAR HE RUNS BACKSTAGE AGAIN!
We see him rush into his dressing room and lock the door, he knows that he could have lost his life there!
Meanwhile out in the parking lot we see Cong Man stepping out of his car, and smile. He knows that he’s done the damage tonight, not physically, but mentally.
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Thanks for reading, Ant.
"Look would you mind? Thats my toilet back there and I'm dying for a
*The camera turns and makes a quick exit from the room*
It's strange because all the feuds interconnect in some way.
I have to admit, the match between Jetster and STD was quite funny, and so was Reaver nearly getting run over. :P
;-)
Nah, great promo.
He saunters to the ring and snatches the microphone from announcer Lillian Garcia (Shaneo.) “Hey y’all,” this time he doesn’t smile at the mild Scott Hall reference. “I was hit by a double, no, a triple whammie this week. One, on numerous occasions Jetster, Mouldy Cheese, STD and even myself have had chances to take the HardCAW Championship from Hawk (AJ), but he’s managed to escape and is now scheduled for a title match against, Grandprix, at the next PPV.” Reaver said Grandprix as though it were a curse!
“Two, I lose my CAW Heavyweight Title match. I had everything planned out, I mean, I am the Commissioner here. Surely that means I cannot lose!? But no, obviously people like Hawk have different ideas. Hawk will pay for the Hawkmission he locked in on me, there’s no doubt about it, but that can wait. First, I have other business to attend to. And thirdly, I learn that Grandprix is making the matches for this week’s Eclipse. Fortunately he seems to have done a reasonable job, not scheduling me in a match.” He pauses for a minute, pondering what to say next.
“My main plan is to regain the CAW Heavyweight Title, but for the moment I have to concentrate on my upcoming PPV match.” The crowd cheer in anticipation, no one can wait for that one! “Yes, I’m sure you’ll love it. And so will I, especially when I pin Cong Man for the 3-count and make him LEAVE SRW!!”
Suddenly, the sound of a Formula 1 car revving up erupts throughout the arena, it’s Grandprix! The audience are going crazy for the System Fighter! He has a cocky look on his face, and has something to say. He stands on top of the ramp and speaks into the microphone.
“Hello Reaver (Ant)! And how are you today? Good good, anyway, I have something for you Reaver. A gift, some might say. A surprise gift. It involves a match.”
Reaver is shaking with fury in the ring!
“Don’t worry, it doesn’t involve you. However, it does involve your little friends Scotty The Doggy and Jetster. Now as you said, I’m scheduling the matches this week, and I have a very special one for the two of them to partake in. And if they don’t? THEN I’LL FIRE THEM!!”
Reaver looks shocked, but it’s true, Grandprix is Commissioner for this week!
“So Reaver, get the hell out of my ring, BECAUSE WE WANT TO SEE SCOTTY THE DOGGY VERSUS JETSTER!”
WHOA! STD has to fight Jetster, and if they don’t have the match then Grandprix will fire them! Reaver is totally livid, he’s slid out of the ring and started purposefully bashing his head on the ring pole!
(Jetster’s music hits) Here comes Jetster, a proud member of the Four Elements, he certainly won’t want to lose the match! He walks to the ring looking confused, and he looks at Reaver questioningly. Reaver shrugs, with no idea what to do!
“Who let the dogs out!?” And here’s Jetster’s opponent, Scotty The Doggy! STD looks totally shocked, he and Jetster are supposed to be friends! However as he reaches the ring he looks more determined, he doesn’t want to lose this match.
They step into the ring and begin to circle each-other, the bell rings and we’re all set for this massive bout, Jetster taking on Scotty The Doggy! They continue to circle each-other like Wolves, waiting for the perfect time to pounce.
Jetster leaps forward and taps STD on the chest, and STD falls over dramatically! Jetster scurries into a cover, 1…2…3! Oh c’mon! Reaver (Ant) is laughing on the outside, and there’s nothing Grandprix can do about it because there was physical contact! It looks like the Elements had a plan all along, and it shows what a strong faction they are! Grandprix stands on the top of the ramp, enraged!
CLANG! HAWK (AJ) COMES FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO RIVAL GRANDPRIX!
Reaver (Ant) sees Hawk, and he wants revenge for what happened in the CAW Title match! He sprints after him, and Hawk runs back behind the curtain! We see Reaver chasing him backstage, and out into the parking lot! It’s a cold night but Reaver doesn’t care, he wants to find Hawk, but this reminds me of something…Reaver better have his wits about him.
VROOOM!! WAIT, LOOK, THERE’S CONG MAN IN HIS CAR! HE’S DRIVING STRAIGHT TOWARDS REAVER (ANT)!!
REAVER DIVES OUT OF THE WAY, AND BEFORE CONG MAN CAN TURN THE CAR HE RUNS BACKSTAGE AGAIN!
We see him rush into his dressing room and lock the door, he knows that he could have lost his life there!
Meanwhile out in the parking lot we see Cong Man stepping out of his car, and smile. He knows that he’s done the damage tonight, not physically, but mentally.
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Thanks for reading, Ant.