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"Cheer up"

Blimey, this forum hasn't half got depressing. Sure, all this poetry is nice and stuff, but it's a sunny day, we've got a four day weekend coming up and I plan to drink lots of alcohol, have some good times with my friends and have a jolly good time. I suggest you do the same.

Never know, it might never happen.

*gunshot*

Ant wrote:
> That's probably right. Although there isn't a divide sign either...I'm
> absolute crap with Excel.

The division sign on any computer is /

Or you could multiply by 0.5

Ant wrote:
> And anyway, I've just spent around three hours working on a rather
> small percent of my maths coursework, and most of it was spent trying
> to work out how to put a "half" into a formula on Excel '97.

Surely you can just use 0.5? Put it in brackets just to make sure and you should be laughing!

Mouldy Cheese wrote:
> Ant wrote:
>
> And anyway, I've just spent around three hours working on a rather
> small percent of my maths coursework, and most of it was spent
> trying
> to work out how to put a "half" into a formula on Excel
> '97.
>
> I'm not an expert, but.... divide by 2?

*smiles wryly*

That's probably right. Although there isn't a divide sign either...I'm absolute crap with Excel.

Bah, why am I so damn stupid.

Ant wrote:
> Bah, all I've been writing on this forum lately is poncey love
> stories. :D

--

Me too. I want to write something about monkeys. With lightsabers. And Kit Fisto can be involved in some way.

Then I'll write more poncy love stories.

Ant wrote:

> And anyway, I've just spent around three hours working on a rather
> small percent of my maths coursework, and most of it was spent trying
> to work out how to put a "half" into a formula on Excel '97.

I'm not an expert, but.... divide by 2?

monkey_man wrote:
> This is exactly what I wanted to say, but I didn't have the balls or
> the authority (Snuggly has both). Cheer the hell up. Now. Or I'll
> set my monkey army that I am creating loose to eat you and your
> families.

Do that, and my Ant colony will make all your puny monkeys cower like cowardly cowards!

And then, obviously, we shall nick all your sugar!

Bah, all I've been writing on this forum lately is poncey love stories. :D

And anyway, I've just spent around three hours working on a rather small percent of my maths coursework, and most of it was spent trying to work out how to put a "half" into a formula on Excel '97. And I never did work it out either. So this has left me feeling mentally and emotionally exhausted, with no reason to write anything happy. Maybe something in the middle though.

And to think that I was gonna post a massive topic on how nothing big ever works out for me, and that I should stick to a boring, simple life. :D Fortunately, the football team I'm setting up had some decent news today, if we're allowed to play on saturday we can definitely find a home ground and have a discount on the price too. Excellent, and it means I don't have to post that topic now.

I've been asked to, so ner.

Excuse me. If I am in the mood to type about my emotions and depressive state and hell that goes on around me. I will.

:) I haven't done it in over a week.

Sibs wrote:
> well, I had my last GCSE exam for 10 days today... my next is on the
> tenth of June, (not good...)


Me too! Trouble is i've got to work this weekend, and I hate my work!