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Some of you may remember my "Concepts" topic which appeared in the Future of Gaming: Prime Topics forum. Well for all you lucky tykes out there, here's the official sequel, Concepts: The Second Coming (heh heh! I said "come").
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- Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies: The Game -
You play as one of 12 kids, all aged between 3 and 5 years old, and it's your mission to undergo as many sessions of playing Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies, consuming milk and cookies, and wetting their pants... all without falling down. Think you can rise to the challenge?
- Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies: The Falling (Down) of the Empire -
The sequel to The Best Game Ever (tm) is bigger, better and much more challenging. Yes! The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is finally here! Guide Link through the mystical land of Termina and.... oh, wait... that's not it. Damnit! Forget it, dudes. Weak!
- Tomb Raider 8 -
After her traumatic experience in Tomb Raider 7, Lara returns home to her swanky, ill-gotten mansion to find out that the creepy butler guy has had a huge house party and totally wrecked the joint. And to top it all off, he's using the place as a Playboy mansion! Make your way through 20 more identical levels in order to stop the creepy butler guy from using Lara as a sex toy. Or, once again, get the highest score and most enjoyment by not bothering.
- Jerry Springer -
In this 3D beat-em-up, you play as either Jerry Springer, one of over 10,000 traumatized individuals or 5 bouncers, within the fully interactive Jerry Springer studio. Pick up chairs, tables and.... stuff in an attempt to pummel your opponent into the ground or reunite them with their estranged transexual, 3-legged mothers.
- Baseketball -
Based on the frankly hilarious film starring South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, this game brings the wonders of Baseketball into your very own living room. Play as Joe Cooper, Doug Remer or Squeak and masrer the sport of Baseketball and the many different psyche-outs stored onto the disc, along with option to create your own. Play through Denslow Cup Mode or any one of the other no other modes on offer!
- GCSE's: Who Gives a Rat's Buttocks? -
I can't see this game selling very well, but the concept fills some space in this topic at least. Play the ultimate gaming experience by choosing what exams you wish to accompony your core subjects, sit and revise for countless boring hours, and try and achieve the highest grades possible. Or, just hang out and play Nintendo... just like Coop and Remer!
- Quality StreetFighter -
The sequel to Sesame StreetFighter, Quality StreetFighter sees you and your mates against each other to see just who gets to eat the last fudge thing at the bottom of the tin. Play as Bratty Kidd (who uses his collection of toy trains, cars and genitals), The Nan (who uses her snapping false teeth and brick-carrying handbag) or Dad (who sits in an armchair, reading the Daily Sport and farting until he wins).
- StreetFighter: The Movie meets Mortal Kombat: The Movie -
This is the unofficial sequel to Mario Bros: The Movie meets Men In Black, and once again you play as a disgruntled games designer who needs to wipe the minds of the public clean so that no one remembers the travesties that were the StreetFighter and Mortal Kombat movies. Your mortal (ha!) enemy in this game is the diabolically evil....(wait for it)..... Kylie Minogue!!!
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And for those of you who missed the original topic, here's the gaming concepts I came up with:
------------
- Sesame StreetFighter -
Capcom's StreetFighter series is pretty dated now, and seeing as it's now the brand spanking 21st Century an' all, surely there's some way that Capcom could inject some originality and new life into the StreetFighter games? Bring on Sesame StreetFighter! Where the likes of Elmo, Mr Hooper, the deaf lady, Ernie, Bert and Big Bird all get together and have a jolly good, 2D pixellated scrap!
- Osama Crisis (+ Lightgun) -
Bored of Point Blank? Tired of Time Crisis? Epileptic from Confidential Mission? Fear not, because a new lightgun game is in town! As a George Bush clone, it's your mission (whether you choose to bloody accept it or not, mate!) to infilatrate Osama Bin Laden's top secret....... cave and blast your way through hoards of........ smelly Afghans in order to prevent Osama from taking over the.......... Middle East.
- Super Mario Bros: The Movie meets Men In Black -
After the tragedy that was the Super Mario Bros movie, Shigeru Miyamoto teams up with J and K in order to wipe the memories of the entire world so that no one can remember how crap the Mario Bros movie was. A 3D third person shoot-em-up adventure where you must wipe out the memories of the general public and avoid the likes of Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper.
- Luigi's Mansion 2: Mario's Revenge -
Mario's pretty cheesed off! Luigi stealing Mario's thunder during the Gamecube launch was the last straw and now the short, fat plumber is out for revenge! What follows is a dastardly plan whereby Mario plots to switch Luigi's vacuum cleaner to "blow" and smash Luigi's mansion into the ground with a giant wrecking ball. Luigi's Manion 2 plays pretty much the same as the original, except this time instead of hoovering up ghosts you just sit around eating lasange until Mario shows up with his permit to knock down the mansion.
- James Bond 007 and Joanna Dark in "Operation JUMP" -
Baffled by the fact that neither of them posess the ability to jump, MI5 agent James Bond and Carrington Institute agent Joanna Dark team up to foil the diabolical plans of Rareware in an attempt to gain the ability to bend their legs and propel themselves approximately 5 feet into the air.
- Super Mario Bros: Again and Again and Again and Again etc -
Mario and Luigi have just noticed that Super Mario Advance, Super Mario Advance 2 and the upcoming Super Mario Advance 3 are all just exact ports of their old NES and SNES games. This goes completely against their religion, and the Mario Bros are now setting out to create a totally new Mario game. Make way for an "exciting" experience whereby you spend hours trying to type out a storyline without using a keyboard (get the highest score by not making spelling mistakes or using abreviations at all), and sit around removing all the objects from Mario's SNES games, plonking them in "different" locations and attempting to fob off the public with yet another blatant cash-cow of a re-hash.
- Tomb Raider 7 -
After years succeeding to make millions of dollars by simply having large breasts, Lara Croft's pin-width waist has finally snapped under the weight! You must play as that old buttler guy who hangs around Lara's mansion, and stagger your way across 20 identical levels....or get the highest score and most enjoyment by not bothering.
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And the Gameaday member, Edgy, also came up with these concepts and posted them in his reply to the original Concepts topic.
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- The Simpsons Road Rage 2 -
The Simpsons are in another blatent rip-off (like this reply) of Crazy Taxi 2, where all your favourite characters, and Lisa, have to drive around a place called "Big Apple" and take passengers to places like HMV and the bank. Control many vehicles in this time based game, but it's not worth it. It's a dull copy, and isn't even as good as the original Road Rage.
- Star Wars: Attack of the Ewoks -
You control Teepo, one of the Ewoks who befriended Chewbacca in Return of the Jedi. Your mission is to protect Teddy-kind any way you can. You are armed with a catapult, a rock and a stick, and have to defeat such vehicles as the Imperial Walkers and Speedbikes, and you have to protect the other Ewoks against Storm Troopers, and the ultimate enemy in the universe....Graham Norton!
- Fifa 20002: Universe Championship Cup -
Once again you get the chance to take on Xygote 3 and Venedictus 4 in the Universe Championship Cup in the latest of Fifa's top selling football games. ISS50 and Virtua Soccer 72 watch out, Fifa 20002: Universe Championship Cup is here to kick your FOOTBALL!
- F-Zerd -
This game is in no way a complete rip-off of the F-Zero series. In this game, you fly futuristic racers around a course where hitting the walls brings complete chaos. Race many different F-zerd cars at warp speed around many a dangerous track!
- Halo 12 -
Halo was Microsoft's only success in the videogames field, so they developed 11 sequels for it, all ready to hit our shelves all at once, knocking everything off. The games are all the same, nothing different about them at all, but Bill Gates having such a large fanbase these are sure to sell.
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Anyways, hope you enjoyed it all mateys!
------------
- Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies: The Game -
You play as one of 12 kids, all aged between 3 and 5 years old, and it's your mission to undergo as many sessions of playing Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies, consuming milk and cookies, and wetting their pants... all without falling down. Think you can rise to the challenge?
- Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies: The Falling (Down) of the Empire -
The sequel to The Best Game Ever (tm) is bigger, better and much more challenging. Yes! The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is finally here! Guide Link through the mystical land of Termina and.... oh, wait... that's not it. Damnit! Forget it, dudes. Weak!
- Tomb Raider 8 -
After her traumatic experience in Tomb Raider 7, Lara returns home to her swanky, ill-gotten mansion to find out that the creepy butler guy has had a huge house party and totally wrecked the joint. And to top it all off, he's using the place as a Playboy mansion! Make your way through 20 more identical levels in order to stop the creepy butler guy from using Lara as a sex toy. Or, once again, get the highest score and most enjoyment by not bothering.
- Jerry Springer -
In this 3D beat-em-up, you play as either Jerry Springer, one of over 10,000 traumatized individuals or 5 bouncers, within the fully interactive Jerry Springer studio. Pick up chairs, tables and.... stuff in an attempt to pummel your opponent into the ground or reunite them with their estranged transexual, 3-legged mothers.
- Baseketball -
Based on the frankly hilarious film starring South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, this game brings the wonders of Baseketball into your very own living room. Play as Joe Cooper, Doug Remer or Squeak and masrer the sport of Baseketball and the many different psyche-outs stored onto the disc, along with option to create your own. Play through Denslow Cup Mode or any one of the other no other modes on offer!
- GCSE's: Who Gives a Rat's Buttocks? -
I can't see this game selling very well, but the concept fills some space in this topic at least. Play the ultimate gaming experience by choosing what exams you wish to accompony your core subjects, sit and revise for countless boring hours, and try and achieve the highest grades possible. Or, just hang out and play Nintendo... just like Coop and Remer!
- Quality StreetFighter -
The sequel to Sesame StreetFighter, Quality StreetFighter sees you and your mates against each other to see just who gets to eat the last fudge thing at the bottom of the tin. Play as Bratty Kidd (who uses his collection of toy trains, cars and genitals), The Nan (who uses her snapping false teeth and brick-carrying handbag) or Dad (who sits in an armchair, reading the Daily Sport and farting until he wins).
- StreetFighter: The Movie meets Mortal Kombat: The Movie -
This is the unofficial sequel to Mario Bros: The Movie meets Men In Black, and once again you play as a disgruntled games designer who needs to wipe the minds of the public clean so that no one remembers the travesties that were the StreetFighter and Mortal Kombat movies. Your mortal (ha!) enemy in this game is the diabolically evil....(wait for it)..... Kylie Minogue!!!
------------
And for those of you who missed the original topic, here's the gaming concepts I came up with:
------------
- Sesame StreetFighter -
Capcom's StreetFighter series is pretty dated now, and seeing as it's now the brand spanking 21st Century an' all, surely there's some way that Capcom could inject some originality and new life into the StreetFighter games? Bring on Sesame StreetFighter! Where the likes of Elmo, Mr Hooper, the deaf lady, Ernie, Bert and Big Bird all get together and have a jolly good, 2D pixellated scrap!
- Osama Crisis (+ Lightgun) -
Bored of Point Blank? Tired of Time Crisis? Epileptic from Confidential Mission? Fear not, because a new lightgun game is in town! As a George Bush clone, it's your mission (whether you choose to bloody accept it or not, mate!) to infilatrate Osama Bin Laden's top secret....... cave and blast your way through hoards of........ smelly Afghans in order to prevent Osama from taking over the.......... Middle East.
- Super Mario Bros: The Movie meets Men In Black -
After the tragedy that was the Super Mario Bros movie, Shigeru Miyamoto teams up with J and K in order to wipe the memories of the entire world so that no one can remember how crap the Mario Bros movie was. A 3D third person shoot-em-up adventure where you must wipe out the memories of the general public and avoid the likes of Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper.
- Luigi's Mansion 2: Mario's Revenge -
Mario's pretty cheesed off! Luigi stealing Mario's thunder during the Gamecube launch was the last straw and now the short, fat plumber is out for revenge! What follows is a dastardly plan whereby Mario plots to switch Luigi's vacuum cleaner to "blow" and smash Luigi's mansion into the ground with a giant wrecking ball. Luigi's Manion 2 plays pretty much the same as the original, except this time instead of hoovering up ghosts you just sit around eating lasange until Mario shows up with his permit to knock down the mansion.
- James Bond 007 and Joanna Dark in "Operation JUMP" -
Baffled by the fact that neither of them posess the ability to jump, MI5 agent James Bond and Carrington Institute agent Joanna Dark team up to foil the diabolical plans of Rareware in an attempt to gain the ability to bend their legs and propel themselves approximately 5 feet into the air.
- Super Mario Bros: Again and Again and Again and Again etc -
Mario and Luigi have just noticed that Super Mario Advance, Super Mario Advance 2 and the upcoming Super Mario Advance 3 are all just exact ports of their old NES and SNES games. This goes completely against their religion, and the Mario Bros are now setting out to create a totally new Mario game. Make way for an "exciting" experience whereby you spend hours trying to type out a storyline without using a keyboard (get the highest score by not making spelling mistakes or using abreviations at all), and sit around removing all the objects from Mario's SNES games, plonking them in "different" locations and attempting to fob off the public with yet another blatant cash-cow of a re-hash.
- Tomb Raider 7 -
After years succeeding to make millions of dollars by simply having large breasts, Lara Croft's pin-width waist has finally snapped under the weight! You must play as that old buttler guy who hangs around Lara's mansion, and stagger your way across 20 identical levels....or get the highest score and most enjoyment by not bothering.
------------
And the Gameaday member, Edgy, also came up with these concepts and posted them in his reply to the original Concepts topic.
------------
- The Simpsons Road Rage 2 -
The Simpsons are in another blatent rip-off (like this reply) of Crazy Taxi 2, where all your favourite characters, and Lisa, have to drive around a place called "Big Apple" and take passengers to places like HMV and the bank. Control many vehicles in this time based game, but it's not worth it. It's a dull copy, and isn't even as good as the original Road Rage.
- Star Wars: Attack of the Ewoks -
You control Teepo, one of the Ewoks who befriended Chewbacca in Return of the Jedi. Your mission is to protect Teddy-kind any way you can. You are armed with a catapult, a rock and a stick, and have to defeat such vehicles as the Imperial Walkers and Speedbikes, and you have to protect the other Ewoks against Storm Troopers, and the ultimate enemy in the universe....Graham Norton!
- Fifa 20002: Universe Championship Cup -
Once again you get the chance to take on Xygote 3 and Venedictus 4 in the Universe Championship Cup in the latest of Fifa's top selling football games. ISS50 and Virtua Soccer 72 watch out, Fifa 20002: Universe Championship Cup is here to kick your FOOTBALL!
- F-Zerd -
This game is in no way a complete rip-off of the F-Zero series. In this game, you fly futuristic racers around a course where hitting the walls brings complete chaos. Race many different F-zerd cars at warp speed around many a dangerous track!
- Halo 12 -
Halo was Microsoft's only success in the videogames field, so they developed 11 sequels for it, all ready to hit our shelves all at once, knocking everything off. The games are all the same, nothing different about them at all, but Bill Gates having such a large fanbase these are sure to sell.
------------
Anyways, hope you enjoyed it all mateys!
I like Halo 12!
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Some of you may remember my "Concepts" topic which appeared in the Future of Gaming: Prime Topics forum. Well for all you lucky tykes out there, here's the official sequel, Concepts: The Second Coming (heh heh! I said "come").
------------
- Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies: The Game -
You play as one of 12 kids, all aged between 3 and 5 years old, and it's your mission to undergo as many sessions of playing Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies, consuming milk and cookies, and wetting their pants... all without falling down. Think you can rise to the challenge?
- Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies: The Falling (Down) of the Empire -
The sequel to The Best Game Ever (tm) is bigger, better and much more challenging. Yes! The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is finally here! Guide Link through the mystical land of Termina and.... oh, wait... that's not it. Damnit! Forget it, dudes. Weak!
- Tomb Raider 8 -
After her traumatic experience in Tomb Raider 7, Lara returns home to her swanky, ill-gotten mansion to find out that the creepy butler guy has had a huge house party and totally wrecked the joint. And to top it all off, he's using the place as a Playboy mansion! Make your way through 20 more identical levels in order to stop the creepy butler guy from using Lara as a sex toy. Or, once again, get the highest score and most enjoyment by not bothering.
- Jerry Springer -
In this 3D beat-em-up, you play as either Jerry Springer, one of over 10,000 traumatized individuals or 5 bouncers, within the fully interactive Jerry Springer studio. Pick up chairs, tables and.... stuff in an attempt to pummel your opponent into the ground or reunite them with their estranged transexual, 3-legged mothers.
- Baseketball -
Based on the frankly hilarious film starring South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, this game brings the wonders of Baseketball into your very own living room. Play as Joe Cooper, Doug Remer or Squeak and masrer the sport of Baseketball and the many different psyche-outs stored onto the disc, along with option to create your own. Play through Denslow Cup Mode or any one of the other no other modes on offer!
- GCSE's: Who Gives a Rat's Buttocks? -
I can't see this game selling very well, but the concept fills some space in this topic at least. Play the ultimate gaming experience by choosing what exams you wish to accompony your core subjects, sit and revise for countless boring hours, and try and achieve the highest grades possible. Or, just hang out and play Nintendo... just like Coop and Remer!
- Quality StreetFighter -
The sequel to Sesame StreetFighter, Quality StreetFighter sees you and your mates against each other to see just who gets to eat the last fudge thing at the bottom of the tin. Play as Bratty Kidd (who uses his collection of toy trains, cars and genitals), The Nan (who uses her snapping false teeth and brick-carrying handbag) or Dad (who sits in an armchair, reading the Daily Sport and farting until he wins).
- StreetFighter: The Movie meets Mortal Kombat: The Movie -
This is the unofficial sequel to Mario Bros: The Movie meets Men In Black, and once again you play as a disgruntled games designer who needs to wipe the minds of the public clean so that no one remembers the travesties that were the StreetFighter and Mortal Kombat movies. Your mortal (ha!) enemy in this game is the diabolically evil....(wait for it)..... Kylie Minogue!!!
------------
And for those of you who missed the original topic, here's the gaming concepts I came up with:
------------
- Sesame StreetFighter -
Capcom's StreetFighter series is pretty dated now, and seeing as it's now the brand spanking 21st Century an' all, surely there's some way that Capcom could inject some originality and new life into the StreetFighter games? Bring on Sesame StreetFighter! Where the likes of Elmo, Mr Hooper, the deaf lady, Ernie, Bert and Big Bird all get together and have a jolly good, 2D pixellated scrap!
- Osama Crisis (+ Lightgun) -
Bored of Point Blank? Tired of Time Crisis? Epileptic from Confidential Mission? Fear not, because a new lightgun game is in town! As a George Bush clone, it's your mission (whether you choose to bloody accept it or not, mate!) to infilatrate Osama Bin Laden's top secret....... cave and blast your way through hoards of........ smelly Afghans in order to prevent Osama from taking over the.......... Middle East.
- Super Mario Bros: The Movie meets Men In Black -
After the tragedy that was the Super Mario Bros movie, Shigeru Miyamoto teams up with J and K in order to wipe the memories of the entire world so that no one can remember how crap the Mario Bros movie was. A 3D third person shoot-em-up adventure where you must wipe out the memories of the general public and avoid the likes of Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper.
- Luigi's Mansion 2: Mario's Revenge -
Mario's pretty cheesed off! Luigi stealing Mario's thunder during the Gamecube launch was the last straw and now the short, fat plumber is out for revenge! What follows is a dastardly plan whereby Mario plots to switch Luigi's vacuum cleaner to "blow" and smash Luigi's mansion into the ground with a giant wrecking ball. Luigi's Manion 2 plays pretty much the same as the original, except this time instead of hoovering up ghosts you just sit around eating lasange until Mario shows up with his permit to knock down the mansion.
- James Bond 007 and Joanna Dark in "Operation JUMP" -
Baffled by the fact that neither of them posess the ability to jump, MI5 agent James Bond and Carrington Institute agent Joanna Dark team up to foil the diabolical plans of Rareware in an attempt to gain the ability to bend their legs and propel themselves approximately 5 feet into the air.
- Super Mario Bros: Again and Again and Again and Again etc -
Mario and Luigi have just noticed that Super Mario Advance, Super Mario Advance 2 and the upcoming Super Mario Advance 3 are all just exact ports of their old NES and SNES games. This goes completely against their religion, and the Mario Bros are now setting out to create a totally new Mario game. Make way for an "exciting" experience whereby you spend hours trying to type out a storyline without using a keyboard (get the highest score by not making spelling mistakes or using abreviations at all), and sit around removing all the objects from Mario's SNES games, plonking them in "different" locations and attempting to fob off the public with yet another blatant cash-cow of a re-hash.
- Tomb Raider 7 -
After years succeeding to make millions of dollars by simply having large breasts, Lara Croft's pin-width waist has finally snapped under the weight! You must play as that old buttler guy who hangs around Lara's mansion, and stagger your way across 20 identical levels....or get the highest score and most enjoyment by not bothering.
------------
And the Gameaday member, Edgy, also came up with these concepts and posted them in his reply to the original Concepts topic.
------------
- The Simpsons Road Rage 2 -
The Simpsons are in another blatent rip-off (like this reply) of Crazy Taxi 2, where all your favourite characters, and Lisa, have to drive around a place called "Big Apple" and take passengers to places like HMV and the bank. Control many vehicles in this time based game, but it's not worth it. It's a dull copy, and isn't even as good as the original Road Rage.
- Star Wars: Attack of the Ewoks -
You control Teepo, one of the Ewoks who befriended Chewbacca in Return of the Jedi. Your mission is to protect Teddy-kind any way you can. You are armed with a catapult, a rock and a stick, and have to defeat such vehicles as the Imperial Walkers and Speedbikes, and you have to protect the other Ewoks against Storm Troopers, and the ultimate enemy in the universe....Graham Norton!
- Fifa 20002: Universe Championship Cup -
Once again you get the chance to take on Xygote 3 and Venedictus 4 in the Universe Championship Cup in the latest of Fifa's top selling football games. ISS50 and Virtua Soccer 72 watch out, Fifa 20002: Universe Championship Cup is here to kick your FOOTBALL!
- F-Zerd -
This game is in no way a complete rip-off of the F-Zero series. In this game, you fly futuristic racers around a course where hitting the walls brings complete chaos. Race many different F-zerd cars at warp speed around many a dangerous track!
- Halo 12 -
Halo was Microsoft's only success in the videogames field, so they developed 11 sequels for it, all ready to hit our shelves all at once, knocking everything off. The games are all the same, nothing different about them at all, but Bill Gates having such a large fanbase these are sure to sell.
------------
Anyways, hope you enjoyed it all mateys!
------------
- Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies: The Game -
You play as one of 12 kids, all aged between 3 and 5 years old, and it's your mission to undergo as many sessions of playing Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies, consuming milk and cookies, and wetting their pants... all without falling down. Think you can rise to the challenge?
- Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies: The Falling (Down) of the Empire -
The sequel to The Best Game Ever (tm) is bigger, better and much more challenging. Yes! The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is finally here! Guide Link through the mystical land of Termina and.... oh, wait... that's not it. Damnit! Forget it, dudes. Weak!
- Tomb Raider 8 -
After her traumatic experience in Tomb Raider 7, Lara returns home to her swanky, ill-gotten mansion to find out that the creepy butler guy has had a huge house party and totally wrecked the joint. And to top it all off, he's using the place as a Playboy mansion! Make your way through 20 more identical levels in order to stop the creepy butler guy from using Lara as a sex toy. Or, once again, get the highest score and most enjoyment by not bothering.
- Jerry Springer -
In this 3D beat-em-up, you play as either Jerry Springer, one of over 10,000 traumatized individuals or 5 bouncers, within the fully interactive Jerry Springer studio. Pick up chairs, tables and.... stuff in an attempt to pummel your opponent into the ground or reunite them with their estranged transexual, 3-legged mothers.
- Baseketball -
Based on the frankly hilarious film starring South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, this game brings the wonders of Baseketball into your very own living room. Play as Joe Cooper, Doug Remer or Squeak and masrer the sport of Baseketball and the many different psyche-outs stored onto the disc, along with option to create your own. Play through Denslow Cup Mode or any one of the other no other modes on offer!
- GCSE's: Who Gives a Rat's Buttocks? -
I can't see this game selling very well, but the concept fills some space in this topic at least. Play the ultimate gaming experience by choosing what exams you wish to accompony your core subjects, sit and revise for countless boring hours, and try and achieve the highest grades possible. Or, just hang out and play Nintendo... just like Coop and Remer!
- Quality StreetFighter -
The sequel to Sesame StreetFighter, Quality StreetFighter sees you and your mates against each other to see just who gets to eat the last fudge thing at the bottom of the tin. Play as Bratty Kidd (who uses his collection of toy trains, cars and genitals), The Nan (who uses her snapping false teeth and brick-carrying handbag) or Dad (who sits in an armchair, reading the Daily Sport and farting until he wins).
- StreetFighter: The Movie meets Mortal Kombat: The Movie -
This is the unofficial sequel to Mario Bros: The Movie meets Men In Black, and once again you play as a disgruntled games designer who needs to wipe the minds of the public clean so that no one remembers the travesties that were the StreetFighter and Mortal Kombat movies. Your mortal (ha!) enemy in this game is the diabolically evil....(wait for it)..... Kylie Minogue!!!
------------
And for those of you who missed the original topic, here's the gaming concepts I came up with:
------------
- Sesame StreetFighter -
Capcom's StreetFighter series is pretty dated now, and seeing as it's now the brand spanking 21st Century an' all, surely there's some way that Capcom could inject some originality and new life into the StreetFighter games? Bring on Sesame StreetFighter! Where the likes of Elmo, Mr Hooper, the deaf lady, Ernie, Bert and Big Bird all get together and have a jolly good, 2D pixellated scrap!
- Osama Crisis (+ Lightgun) -
Bored of Point Blank? Tired of Time Crisis? Epileptic from Confidential Mission? Fear not, because a new lightgun game is in town! As a George Bush clone, it's your mission (whether you choose to bloody accept it or not, mate!) to infilatrate Osama Bin Laden's top secret....... cave and blast your way through hoards of........ smelly Afghans in order to prevent Osama from taking over the.......... Middle East.
- Super Mario Bros: The Movie meets Men In Black -
After the tragedy that was the Super Mario Bros movie, Shigeru Miyamoto teams up with J and K in order to wipe the memories of the entire world so that no one can remember how crap the Mario Bros movie was. A 3D third person shoot-em-up adventure where you must wipe out the memories of the general public and avoid the likes of Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper.
- Luigi's Mansion 2: Mario's Revenge -
Mario's pretty cheesed off! Luigi stealing Mario's thunder during the Gamecube launch was the last straw and now the short, fat plumber is out for revenge! What follows is a dastardly plan whereby Mario plots to switch Luigi's vacuum cleaner to "blow" and smash Luigi's mansion into the ground with a giant wrecking ball. Luigi's Manion 2 plays pretty much the same as the original, except this time instead of hoovering up ghosts you just sit around eating lasange until Mario shows up with his permit to knock down the mansion.
- James Bond 007 and Joanna Dark in "Operation JUMP" -
Baffled by the fact that neither of them posess the ability to jump, MI5 agent James Bond and Carrington Institute agent Joanna Dark team up to foil the diabolical plans of Rareware in an attempt to gain the ability to bend their legs and propel themselves approximately 5 feet into the air.
- Super Mario Bros: Again and Again and Again and Again etc -
Mario and Luigi have just noticed that Super Mario Advance, Super Mario Advance 2 and the upcoming Super Mario Advance 3 are all just exact ports of their old NES and SNES games. This goes completely against their religion, and the Mario Bros are now setting out to create a totally new Mario game. Make way for an "exciting" experience whereby you spend hours trying to type out a storyline without using a keyboard (get the highest score by not making spelling mistakes or using abreviations at all), and sit around removing all the objects from Mario's SNES games, plonking them in "different" locations and attempting to fob off the public with yet another blatant cash-cow of a re-hash.
- Tomb Raider 7 -
After years succeeding to make millions of dollars by simply having large breasts, Lara Croft's pin-width waist has finally snapped under the weight! You must play as that old buttler guy who hangs around Lara's mansion, and stagger your way across 20 identical levels....or get the highest score and most enjoyment by not bothering.
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And the Gameaday member, Edgy, also came up with these concepts and posted them in his reply to the original Concepts topic.
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- The Simpsons Road Rage 2 -
The Simpsons are in another blatent rip-off (like this reply) of Crazy Taxi 2, where all your favourite characters, and Lisa, have to drive around a place called "Big Apple" and take passengers to places like HMV and the bank. Control many vehicles in this time based game, but it's not worth it. It's a dull copy, and isn't even as good as the original Road Rage.
- Star Wars: Attack of the Ewoks -
You control Teepo, one of the Ewoks who befriended Chewbacca in Return of the Jedi. Your mission is to protect Teddy-kind any way you can. You are armed with a catapult, a rock and a stick, and have to defeat such vehicles as the Imperial Walkers and Speedbikes, and you have to protect the other Ewoks against Storm Troopers, and the ultimate enemy in the universe....Graham Norton!
- Fifa 20002: Universe Championship Cup -
Once again you get the chance to take on Xygote 3 and Venedictus 4 in the Universe Championship Cup in the latest of Fifa's top selling football games. ISS50 and Virtua Soccer 72 watch out, Fifa 20002: Universe Championship Cup is here to kick your FOOTBALL!
- F-Zerd -
This game is in no way a complete rip-off of the F-Zero series. In this game, you fly futuristic racers around a course where hitting the walls brings complete chaos. Race many different F-zerd cars at warp speed around many a dangerous track!
- Halo 12 -
Halo was Microsoft's only success in the videogames field, so they developed 11 sequels for it, all ready to hit our shelves all at once, knocking everything off. The games are all the same, nothing different about them at all, but Bill Gates having such a large fanbase these are sure to sell.
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Anyways, hope you enjoyed it all mateys!