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Some Jokes:
>A blonde and a brunet jump off a cliff hand in hand; who hits the ground first?
>The brunet.....the blonde had to ask for directions!!
>A man and woman were driving down the motorway at seventy miles per hour, the woman says to the man “I want a divorce” the man replies
“Ok” and puts his foot down to eighty miles per hour.
The woman tells the man that he will never be able to see the kids, she will get the house, and money, the man replies by saying;
“Fine what ever I’ve got everything I need right here”
Woman: “What’s that then?”
Man: “The airbag”
>What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
>Women don’t accept three and half floppies!!
>What’s the similarity between the Queen Mother and Princess Diana?
>They both died at 102!!
Some Puzzles:
>What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
>Some twins were born in May, but their birthdays are in September, they married each other, one is 40 and the other is 42 explain this. (the age one has to be read to you read it over to yourself a lot)
>Henry has been in the police force for 6 years and hasn’t been paid a penny, why not?
>What gets bigger when you take something out of it?
I will reveal all tomorrow.
>A blonde and a brunet jump off a cliff hand in hand; who hits the ground first?
>The brunet.....the blonde had to ask for directions!!
>A man and woman were driving down the motorway at seventy miles per hour, the woman says to the man “I want a divorce” the man replies
“Ok” and puts his foot down to eighty miles per hour.
The woman tells the man that he will never be able to see the kids, she will get the house, and money, the man replies by saying;
“Fine what ever I’ve got everything I need right here”
Woman: “What’s that then?”
Man: “The airbag”
>What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
>Women don’t accept three and half floppies!!
>What’s the similarity between the Queen Mother and Princess Diana?
>They both died at 102!!
Some Puzzles:
>What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
>Some twins were born in May, but their birthdays are in September, they married each other, one is 40 and the other is 42 explain this. (the age one has to be read to you read it over to yourself a lot)
>Henry has been in the police force for 6 years and hasn’t been paid a penny, why not?
>What gets bigger when you take something out of it?
I will reveal all tomorrow.
Errrr, ok. Thats....interesting!
Henry has been in the police force for 6 years and hasn’t been
paid a penny, why not?
HE'S A POLICE DOG.
paid a penny, why not?
HE'S A POLICE DOG.
Some Jokes:
>A blonde and a brunet jump off a cliff hand in hand; who hits the ground first?
>The brunet.....the blonde had to ask for directions!!
>A man and woman were driving down the motorway at seventy miles per hour, the woman says to the man “I want a divorce” the man replies
“Ok” and puts his foot down to eighty miles per hour.
The woman tells the man that he will never be able to see the kids, she will get the house, and money, the man replies by saying;
“Fine what ever I’ve got everything I need right here”
Woman: “What’s that then?”
Man: “The airbag”
>What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
>Women don’t accept three and half floppies!!
>What’s the similarity between the Queen Mother and Princess Diana?
>They both died at 102!!
Some Puzzles:
>What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
>Some twins were born in May, but their birthdays are in September, they married each other, one is 40 and the other is 42 explain this. (the age one has to be read to you read it over to yourself a lot)
>Henry has been in the police force for 6 years and hasn’t been paid a penny, why not?
>What gets bigger when you take something out of it?
I will reveal all tomorrow.
>A blonde and a brunet jump off a cliff hand in hand; who hits the ground first?
>The brunet.....the blonde had to ask for directions!!
>A man and woman were driving down the motorway at seventy miles per hour, the woman says to the man “I want a divorce” the man replies
“Ok” and puts his foot down to eighty miles per hour.
The woman tells the man that he will never be able to see the kids, she will get the house, and money, the man replies by saying;
“Fine what ever I’ve got everything I need right here”
Woman: “What’s that then?”
Man: “The airbag”
>What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
>Women don’t accept three and half floppies!!
>What’s the similarity between the Queen Mother and Princess Diana?
>They both died at 102!!
Some Puzzles:
>What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
>Some twins were born in May, but their birthdays are in September, they married each other, one is 40 and the other is 42 explain this. (the age one has to be read to you read it over to yourself a lot)
>Henry has been in the police force for 6 years and hasn’t been paid a penny, why not?
>What gets bigger when you take something out of it?
I will reveal all tomorrow.