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Sounds like a bad dream doesn't it - perhaps even a terrifying nightmare; something, so completely frightening that you may have to think about counciling. And that's just his 'Sweet Pepperrrr' pasta sauooce. The most annoying import the UK has ever seen? Undoubtedly. Lloyd Grossman, despite his 'oh-soo exquisite' culinary capabilities, has 'the' most annoying vocal capacity in the world, and quite possibly the galaxy. If only it was a galaxy, far, far away...
Scene:
Selecting from Ainsley-Wan Ke-Harriot, Master Worral Thompson and C3P Rhodes (with unlockable extras include the highly talkative although you can never understand him Ozbacca) your mission is to uncover the mystery surrounding Tattokitchen where it is thought Lord Grossman resides, cloning himself and indulging in ear destroying conversations with himself.
Who will you choose?
Character profiles:
Ainsely-Wan; he's wiser now, highly excited at all times, very friendly but deadly with the light whisker. He was training a young apprentice, but he didn't smile enough or wash his hands before preparing to battle.
Master Worral Thompson; small in stature, but very wise. He may appear weak, but he's got incredible skills - he is the master, don't let his appearance fool you.
C3P Rhodes; very particular battle style, often gets left behind and rarely shuts up, ability to switch off. If during play this character annoys you, you are able to play as Rhodes 2D2 for short stints. Very technical.
It won't be an easy challenge, and very few even know about Lord Grossman's scheming, but many that do have the knowledge feel he must be working for someone else.
In this epic adventure you will have to choose from one of the pre-mentioned characters in order to stop and destroy the millions of Lloyd Grossmans out there. It'll be a tough an emotional experience, with so many styles of gameplay including sizzling speed races, bonus exotic fruit fighting levels and of course the traditional roll playing style of gaming. Who will save the galaxy caramel?
--- --- --- ---
Watch out for Darth Oliver. Driven to the dark side of the oven, possibly after realising he wasn't as good as he thought, couldn't speak quite properly, and got caught up in promoting needless causes, Darth Oliver seeks to get his reputation back, or at least dent the reputation of others.
Boasting incredible flavours and visually stunning areas and character animation, Attack of the Lloyd Grossmans will be a game to forget in a hurry.
Be warned
Scene:
Selecting from Ainsley-Wan Ke-Harriot, Master Worral Thompson and C3P Rhodes (with unlockable extras include the highly talkative although you can never understand him Ozbacca) your mission is to uncover the mystery surrounding Tattokitchen where it is thought Lord Grossman resides, cloning himself and indulging in ear destroying conversations with himself.
Who will you choose?
Character profiles:
Ainsely-Wan; he's wiser now, highly excited at all times, very friendly but deadly with the light whisker. He was training a young apprentice, but he didn't smile enough or wash his hands before preparing to battle.
Master Worral Thompson; small in stature, but very wise. He may appear weak, but he's got incredible skills - he is the master, don't let his appearance fool you.
C3P Rhodes; very particular battle style, often gets left behind and rarely shuts up, ability to switch off. If during play this character annoys you, you are able to play as Rhodes 2D2 for short stints. Very technical.
It won't be an easy challenge, and very few even know about Lord Grossman's scheming, but many that do have the knowledge feel he must be working for someone else.
In this epic adventure you will have to choose from one of the pre-mentioned characters in order to stop and destroy the millions of Lloyd Grossmans out there. It'll be a tough an emotional experience, with so many styles of gameplay including sizzling speed races, bonus exotic fruit fighting levels and of course the traditional roll playing style of gaming. Who will save the galaxy caramel?
--- --- --- ---
Watch out for Darth Oliver. Driven to the dark side of the oven, possibly after realising he wasn't as good as he thought, couldn't speak quite properly, and got caught up in promoting needless causes, Darth Oliver seeks to get his reputation back, or at least dent the reputation of others.
Boasting incredible flavours and visually stunning areas and character animation, Attack of the Lloyd Grossmans will be a game to forget in a hurry.
Be warned
Enjoyable, and yet scary at the very same time. :o)
Lol, I enjoyed that.
Good post.
How about a part for AnaKenHom Skywalker?
:)
Good post.
How about a part for AnaKenHom Skywalker?
:)
Sounds like a bad dream doesn't it - perhaps even a terrifying nightmare; something, so completely frightening that you may have to think about counciling. And that's just his 'Sweet Pepperrrr' pasta sauooce. The most annoying import the UK has ever seen? Undoubtedly. Lloyd Grossman, despite his 'oh-soo exquisite' culinary capabilities, has 'the' most annoying vocal capacity in the world, and quite possibly the galaxy. If only it was a galaxy, far, far away...
Scene:
Selecting from Ainsley-Wan Ke-Harriot, Master Worral Thompson and C3P Rhodes (with unlockable extras include the highly talkative although you can never understand him Ozbacca) your mission is to uncover the mystery surrounding Tattokitchen where it is thought Lord Grossman resides, cloning himself and indulging in ear destroying conversations with himself.
Who will you choose?
Character profiles:
Ainsely-Wan; he's wiser now, highly excited at all times, very friendly but deadly with the light whisker. He was training a young apprentice, but he didn't smile enough or wash his hands before preparing to battle.
Master Worral Thompson; small in stature, but very wise. He may appear weak, but he's got incredible skills - he is the master, don't let his appearance fool you.
C3P Rhodes; very particular battle style, often gets left behind and rarely shuts up, ability to switch off. If during play this character annoys you, you are able to play as Rhodes 2D2 for short stints. Very technical.
It won't be an easy challenge, and very few even know about Lord Grossman's scheming, but many that do have the knowledge feel he must be working for someone else.
In this epic adventure you will have to choose from one of the pre-mentioned characters in order to stop and destroy the millions of Lloyd Grossmans out there. It'll be a tough an emotional experience, with so many styles of gameplay including sizzling speed races, bonus exotic fruit fighting levels and of course the traditional roll playing style of gaming. Who will save the galaxy caramel?
--- --- --- ---
Watch out for Darth Oliver. Driven to the dark side of the oven, possibly after realising he wasn't as good as he thought, couldn't speak quite properly, and got caught up in promoting needless causes, Darth Oliver seeks to get his reputation back, or at least dent the reputation of others.
Boasting incredible flavours and visually stunning areas and character animation, Attack of the Lloyd Grossmans will be a game to forget in a hurry.
Be warned
Scene:
Selecting from Ainsley-Wan Ke-Harriot, Master Worral Thompson and C3P Rhodes (with unlockable extras include the highly talkative although you can never understand him Ozbacca) your mission is to uncover the mystery surrounding Tattokitchen where it is thought Lord Grossman resides, cloning himself and indulging in ear destroying conversations with himself.
Who will you choose?
Character profiles:
Ainsely-Wan; he's wiser now, highly excited at all times, very friendly but deadly with the light whisker. He was training a young apprentice, but he didn't smile enough or wash his hands before preparing to battle.
Master Worral Thompson; small in stature, but very wise. He may appear weak, but he's got incredible skills - he is the master, don't let his appearance fool you.
C3P Rhodes; very particular battle style, often gets left behind and rarely shuts up, ability to switch off. If during play this character annoys you, you are able to play as Rhodes 2D2 for short stints. Very technical.
It won't be an easy challenge, and very few even know about Lord Grossman's scheming, but many that do have the knowledge feel he must be working for someone else.
In this epic adventure you will have to choose from one of the pre-mentioned characters in order to stop and destroy the millions of Lloyd Grossmans out there. It'll be a tough an emotional experience, with so many styles of gameplay including sizzling speed races, bonus exotic fruit fighting levels and of course the traditional roll playing style of gaming. Who will save the galaxy caramel?
--- --- --- ---
Watch out for Darth Oliver. Driven to the dark side of the oven, possibly after realising he wasn't as good as he thought, couldn't speak quite properly, and got caught up in promoting needless causes, Darth Oliver seeks to get his reputation back, or at least dent the reputation of others.
Boasting incredible flavours and visually stunning areas and character animation, Attack of the Lloyd Grossmans will be a game to forget in a hurry.
Be warned