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It seems that rappers the world around have seen the light, spawning a new genre in the process. No longer do we have Gangster Rap, for Christian Rap is now the new 'flava' on the streets.
Too fit in with this new movement P Diddy, formally known as Puff Daddy, has announced that he no longer wishes to be known by either of those names, and is now called G Zuzzy. Snoop Doggy Dog has also decided to change his name, switching a couple of letters around to become Snoop Goddy-God. The two of them plan to colaberate on a concept album, in which they rap the words to famous hymns over samples from 70's disco tunes.
"G to the O to the D, God wiz a ganster jus' like me" barks Dr DRE in his latest single 'I seen da light' and has traded in all of his guns to fund the building of his own church. Further to this he plans to enlist other young talent to his church, and release music with them under his new label 'Sounds God 2 Me'.
Perhaps the biggest name to be born again would be Eminem. It seems that his next album will see his stop singing songs about himself, and he will apologise for past blasphemy. Gone also is the bleached blonde hair, as Marshall Mathers now wishes to be true to himself, and has left his natural mousy brown hair grow, combing in a side parting. His next single is to be the strangely titled "Jesus - Bo Besus" in which he raps:
"Jesus
Bo Besus
Yo please us"
Featuring a gospel choir, it's predicted to be a huge hit.
Buster 'nursery' Rhymes, however, seems to be bucking the trend, exlaiming he too found Jesus, but it didn't last in his latest single "Bite This, Jesus!"
"One, two, three, four five, I once found Jesus alive
Six, seven, eight, nine ten, but I let him go again.
Why did I cast him out?
Because he bit me on the snout
I was gonna listen to what he say,
But now I'll blow his mother-loving head away"
Buster's stance has not pleased the other rappers, but they hold no grudges. "He'll be welcomed back to the flock when he so chooses." Said G Zuzzy.
Too fit in with this new movement P Diddy, formally known as Puff Daddy, has announced that he no longer wishes to be known by either of those names, and is now called G Zuzzy. Snoop Doggy Dog has also decided to change his name, switching a couple of letters around to become Snoop Goddy-God. The two of them plan to colaberate on a concept album, in which they rap the words to famous hymns over samples from 70's disco tunes.
"G to the O to the D, God wiz a ganster jus' like me" barks Dr DRE in his latest single 'I seen da light' and has traded in all of his guns to fund the building of his own church. Further to this he plans to enlist other young talent to his church, and release music with them under his new label 'Sounds God 2 Me'.
Perhaps the biggest name to be born again would be Eminem. It seems that his next album will see his stop singing songs about himself, and he will apologise for past blasphemy. Gone also is the bleached blonde hair, as Marshall Mathers now wishes to be true to himself, and has left his natural mousy brown hair grow, combing in a side parting. His next single is to be the strangely titled "Jesus - Bo Besus" in which he raps:
"Jesus
Bo Besus
Yo please us"
Featuring a gospel choir, it's predicted to be a huge hit.
Buster 'nursery' Rhymes, however, seems to be bucking the trend, exlaiming he too found Jesus, but it didn't last in his latest single "Bite This, Jesus!"
"One, two, three, four five, I once found Jesus alive
Six, seven, eight, nine ten, but I let him go again.
Why did I cast him out?
Because he bit me on the snout
I was gonna listen to what he say,
But now I'll blow his mother-loving head away"
Buster's stance has not pleased the other rappers, but they hold no grudges. "He'll be welcomed back to the flock when he so chooses." Said G Zuzzy.
LOL, excellent.
'Snoop Goddy-God!'
Brilliant stuff Meka.
Brilliant stuff Meka.
Look, I have to put up with having this kind of stuff come into my head, you can at least relieve the pain a little by reading it, okay? ;o)
Brilliant Meka! LOL :D
LOL!
Nicely done Meka.
Nicely done Meka.
That song "Gotta get thru this" was sung by a christian.
It seems that rappers the world around have seen the light, spawning a new genre in the process. No longer do we have Gangster Rap, for Christian Rap is now the new 'flava' on the streets.
Too fit in with this new movement P Diddy, formally known as Puff Daddy, has announced that he no longer wishes to be known by either of those names, and is now called G Zuzzy. Snoop Doggy Dog has also decided to change his name, switching a couple of letters around to become Snoop Goddy-God. The two of them plan to colaberate on a concept album, in which they rap the words to famous hymns over samples from 70's disco tunes.
"G to the O to the D, God wiz a ganster jus' like me" barks Dr DRE in his latest single 'I seen da light' and has traded in all of his guns to fund the building of his own church. Further to this he plans to enlist other young talent to his church, and release music with them under his new label 'Sounds God 2 Me'.
Perhaps the biggest name to be born again would be Eminem. It seems that his next album will see his stop singing songs about himself, and he will apologise for past blasphemy. Gone also is the bleached blonde hair, as Marshall Mathers now wishes to be true to himself, and has left his natural mousy brown hair grow, combing in a side parting. His next single is to be the strangely titled "Jesus - Bo Besus" in which he raps:
"Jesus
Bo Besus
Yo please us"
Featuring a gospel choir, it's predicted to be a huge hit.
Buster 'nursery' Rhymes, however, seems to be bucking the trend, exlaiming he too found Jesus, but it didn't last in his latest single "Bite This, Jesus!"
"One, two, three, four five, I once found Jesus alive
Six, seven, eight, nine ten, but I let him go again.
Why did I cast him out?
Because he bit me on the snout
I was gonna listen to what he say,
But now I'll blow his mother-loving head away"
Buster's stance has not pleased the other rappers, but they hold no grudges. "He'll be welcomed back to the flock when he so chooses." Said G Zuzzy.
Too fit in with this new movement P Diddy, formally known as Puff Daddy, has announced that he no longer wishes to be known by either of those names, and is now called G Zuzzy. Snoop Doggy Dog has also decided to change his name, switching a couple of letters around to become Snoop Goddy-God. The two of them plan to colaberate on a concept album, in which they rap the words to famous hymns over samples from 70's disco tunes.
"G to the O to the D, God wiz a ganster jus' like me" barks Dr DRE in his latest single 'I seen da light' and has traded in all of his guns to fund the building of his own church. Further to this he plans to enlist other young talent to his church, and release music with them under his new label 'Sounds God 2 Me'.
Perhaps the biggest name to be born again would be Eminem. It seems that his next album will see his stop singing songs about himself, and he will apologise for past blasphemy. Gone also is the bleached blonde hair, as Marshall Mathers now wishes to be true to himself, and has left his natural mousy brown hair grow, combing in a side parting. His next single is to be the strangely titled "Jesus - Bo Besus" in which he raps:
"Jesus
Bo Besus
Yo please us"
Featuring a gospel choir, it's predicted to be a huge hit.
Buster 'nursery' Rhymes, however, seems to be bucking the trend, exlaiming he too found Jesus, but it didn't last in his latest single "Bite This, Jesus!"
"One, two, three, four five, I once found Jesus alive
Six, seven, eight, nine ten, but I let him go again.
Why did I cast him out?
Because he bit me on the snout
I was gonna listen to what he say,
But now I'll blow his mother-loving head away"
Buster's stance has not pleased the other rappers, but they hold no grudges. "He'll be welcomed back to the flock when he so chooses." Said G Zuzzy.