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"The most ever?"

I've just had a satsuma thing for my lunch.

It had 11 segments and 24 pips.

Is this the highest pip to segment ratio ever? It's certainly damn high.

Anyone here beat it?

Ant wrote:
>
> I know I'm weird. I mean, I'm an Ant that lives in the Phillipines
> that loves sugar and peeing on people's kitchens floors, especially
> the owner of Special Reserve's.
>

You rule. :D I loved those stories and when you used to threaten people with that. :D

General Vanya wrote:
> Several things...
>
> 1)Ant, u r weird if u don't like fruit. I know i that wasn't nice,
> but it needed to be said. I luv fruit. They're great!

I know I'm weird. I mean, I'm an Ant that lives in the Phillipines that loves sugar and peeing on people's kitchens floors, especially the owner of Special Reserve's.

Banana's have got to be the most disgusting food ever...apart from Parmesan Cheese.

Several things...

1)Ant, u r weird if u don't like fruit. I know i that wasn't nice, but it needed to be said. I luv fruit. They're great!

2)U can get seedless fruit, by injecting the plant with a growth hormone, so the plant develops fruit without being fertilised, so u don't get seeds. U cannot cross satsumas with bananas without knowing a lot about genetics and being very sad and having a lot of free time on your hands.

3)That was an extremely high pip:segment ratio and u are very unlucky. I'm also quite surprised u got so many segments, and that you actually counted them. I once got a plum with two stones in the middle.

I don't like fruit.

None at all.

But I like fruit flavoured stuff.

They'd just get a banuma. Or a satana.

(It's a satana a sword or something?)

I haven't a clue.

Is eleven segments normal, or is that out of the ordinary too?

At this rate, before you know it we'll have single-segmented GM satsumas before too long. But they'll still have pips, because science can't seem to cure that. Wonder what would happen if we crossed a satsuma with a banana? A segmented banana, or a seedless satsuma?

You take the title of this forum very seriously don't ya :D

'Everything'.

I can't beat it. :(

I've just had a satsuma thing for my lunch.

It had 11 segments and 24 pips.

Is this the highest pip to segment ratio ever? It's certainly damn high.

Anyone here beat it?