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What about if other companines throughout the world decided that it was time they entered the industry in a similar way that Sony and then Microsoft did. If they decided to use their image to sell consoles, what would happen?
Dyson
Famous for their Cyclone Vacuum cleaners and dual cylinder washing machine, the new Dyson ZX2000 consoles will fufill your gaming needs, Style is the first thing you will notice, fancy colours that nobody expects to go with anything else you own, glows in the dark and also has a cool little gadget which you can plug your dyson vacuum onto which removes dust ect, from within the console.
Performance wise it is ok, some faults seem to occur with the cable and you will wait days before the service technician bothers to show up to fix it and even then they still may have to take it away to fix it. Monkeys, that is what these people are.
Apple Mac
Adding a little sparkle and shine to the industry once again, quick and reliable console that looks very weird. The console is made of a changable plastic which you can reshape and make into fancy objects. The CD drawer can't be shaped for obvious reasons and is voice activated with the phrase "Open up or I'll eat ya" opening it for you and closed by saying "Eat it".
It comes in various colours and styles depending on how much you pay. High paying gamers can expect to women or men (depending on your preference) to come and display your console in a professional manner. They make professional shapes out of the colourful console each time you wish a change.
Tomy
The childrens toy makers are back, with the chunky looking yellow, red and blue console they have called the 3 colour console. The graphics are as basic as they come and the games come on these huge brick like cartridges. It is virtually indestructable, using latest military armour techniques the Tomy 3 colour console can even survive a nuclear attack. The first game released will be Tomy guitar simulator in which you can 'virtually' play a Tomy toy guitar. There is also plans for a Pac-man style game called Tmoy-man which sees you control a small block which has to escape from other blocks - impressive.
Adidas
Clever market folk came up with the idea of making it look like a giant shoe brandishing the 3-strpies logo. Looks impressive and unlike any console to be seen - unless you make the mac one into a shoe shape. It isn't the best console out, but clever adverts and use of high paid sporting heros is likely to sell a good few. It will only play sports games as that is all it is really capable for, no plans for on-line access and rumours are that the highly skilled technicians are as young as 4-6 and work for pennies is yet to be confirmed.
Matel
Every girls dream, the pink 'Play with Barbie box' is due for release next month. You can now play all the girlie games that have never been available such as shop with Sharon, Lets go dating and Make up Madness 2002. The console is only available in pink but supports the use of stickers and fancy fluff pens. Its for girls only and unless you bat for the other side boy will be staying clear. The official games to be sold will all be barbie titles and rumours that Cindy, Barbies evil enemy is planning to release her own console have been denied after Cindy's creators recieved numerous death threats.
Disney
Including all your Disney favourites the Disney Magic Box will be the next step in entertainment, with the ability to play all the disney games released and also play Disney DVD's the future looks good. There is also plans to open a giant Disney GameLand in America and Europe which will charge you a rediculous amount to stand in large queues and to be greeted by large disney characters. Launch titles will star Mickey, The duck bloke and some dog, with plans for Tarzan, loads of spotty dogs and some evil woman to appear soon after. It will be in direct competition with the Nintendo consoles with neither side saying who will win. Disneys creators claimed "Mummy lets me play in the garden so nah!" with Nintendo replying "Nah nah nee poo poo"
This battle just got interesting.
Thats all folks. :-)
Well it is, that is the end for now.
Dyson
Famous for their Cyclone Vacuum cleaners and dual cylinder washing machine, the new Dyson ZX2000 consoles will fufill your gaming needs, Style is the first thing you will notice, fancy colours that nobody expects to go with anything else you own, glows in the dark and also has a cool little gadget which you can plug your dyson vacuum onto which removes dust ect, from within the console.
Performance wise it is ok, some faults seem to occur with the cable and you will wait days before the service technician bothers to show up to fix it and even then they still may have to take it away to fix it. Monkeys, that is what these people are.
Apple Mac
Adding a little sparkle and shine to the industry once again, quick and reliable console that looks very weird. The console is made of a changable plastic which you can reshape and make into fancy objects. The CD drawer can't be shaped for obvious reasons and is voice activated with the phrase "Open up or I'll eat ya" opening it for you and closed by saying "Eat it".
It comes in various colours and styles depending on how much you pay. High paying gamers can expect to women or men (depending on your preference) to come and display your console in a professional manner. They make professional shapes out of the colourful console each time you wish a change.
Tomy
The childrens toy makers are back, with the chunky looking yellow, red and blue console they have called the 3 colour console. The graphics are as basic as they come and the games come on these huge brick like cartridges. It is virtually indestructable, using latest military armour techniques the Tomy 3 colour console can even survive a nuclear attack. The first game released will be Tomy guitar simulator in which you can 'virtually' play a Tomy toy guitar. There is also plans for a Pac-man style game called Tmoy-man which sees you control a small block which has to escape from other blocks - impressive.
Adidas
Clever market folk came up with the idea of making it look like a giant shoe brandishing the 3-strpies logo. Looks impressive and unlike any console to be seen - unless you make the mac one into a shoe shape. It isn't the best console out, but clever adverts and use of high paid sporting heros is likely to sell a good few. It will only play sports games as that is all it is really capable for, no plans for on-line access and rumours are that the highly skilled technicians are as young as 4-6 and work for pennies is yet to be confirmed.
Matel
Every girls dream, the pink 'Play with Barbie box' is due for release next month. You can now play all the girlie games that have never been available such as shop with Sharon, Lets go dating and Make up Madness 2002. The console is only available in pink but supports the use of stickers and fancy fluff pens. Its for girls only and unless you bat for the other side boy will be staying clear. The official games to be sold will all be barbie titles and rumours that Cindy, Barbies evil enemy is planning to release her own console have been denied after Cindy's creators recieved numerous death threats.
Disney
Including all your Disney favourites the Disney Magic Box will be the next step in entertainment, with the ability to play all the disney games released and also play Disney DVD's the future looks good. There is also plans to open a giant Disney GameLand in America and Europe which will charge you a rediculous amount to stand in large queues and to be greeted by large disney characters. Launch titles will star Mickey, The duck bloke and some dog, with plans for Tarzan, loads of spotty dogs and some evil woman to appear soon after. It will be in direct competition with the Nintendo consoles with neither side saying who will win. Disneys creators claimed "Mummy lets me play in the garden so nah!" with Nintendo replying "Nah nah nee poo poo"
This battle just got interesting.
Thats all folks. :-)
Well it is, that is the end for now.
AliBoy wrote:
> That's all folks
> Well it is, that is the end for now.
Is this some sort of threat? :0P
Seriously though nice topic, particulary liked the Dyson and Tomy ones. "fancy colours that nobody expects to go with anything else you own". Excellent.
We have one of them hoovers.
> That's all folks
> Well it is, that is the end for now.
Is this some sort of threat? :0P
Seriously though nice topic, particulary liked the Dyson and Tomy ones. "fancy colours that nobody expects to go with anything else you own". Excellent.
We have one of them hoovers.
It isn't real just incase you didn't know, these consoles aren't out and never will be (If they are I want money!) I left out the bigger ones as this was supposed to be funny in a way, guess it didn't work.
:-)
:-)
Where can i get the apple console from? it'd be worth buying just to shout at! nice but very odd topic and u left out bigger players such as toshiba, philips etc
What about if other companines throughout the world decided that it was time they entered the industry in a similar way that Sony and then Microsoft did. If they decided to use their image to sell consoles, what would happen?
Dyson
Famous for their Cyclone Vacuum cleaners and dual cylinder washing machine, the new Dyson ZX2000 consoles will fufill your gaming needs, Style is the first thing you will notice, fancy colours that nobody expects to go with anything else you own, glows in the dark and also has a cool little gadget which you can plug your dyson vacuum onto which removes dust ect, from within the console.
Performance wise it is ok, some faults seem to occur with the cable and you will wait days before the service technician bothers to show up to fix it and even then they still may have to take it away to fix it. Monkeys, that is what these people are.
Apple Mac
Adding a little sparkle and shine to the industry once again, quick and reliable console that looks very weird. The console is made of a changable plastic which you can reshape and make into fancy objects. The CD drawer can't be shaped for obvious reasons and is voice activated with the phrase "Open up or I'll eat ya" opening it for you and closed by saying "Eat it".
It comes in various colours and styles depending on how much you pay. High paying gamers can expect to women or men (depending on your preference) to come and display your console in a professional manner. They make professional shapes out of the colourful console each time you wish a change.
Tomy
The childrens toy makers are back, with the chunky looking yellow, red and blue console they have called the 3 colour console. The graphics are as basic as they come and the games come on these huge brick like cartridges. It is virtually indestructable, using latest military armour techniques the Tomy 3 colour console can even survive a nuclear attack. The first game released will be Tomy guitar simulator in which you can 'virtually' play a Tomy toy guitar. There is also plans for a Pac-man style game called Tmoy-man which sees you control a small block which has to escape from other blocks - impressive.
Adidas
Clever market folk came up with the idea of making it look like a giant shoe brandishing the 3-strpies logo. Looks impressive and unlike any console to be seen - unless you make the mac one into a shoe shape. It isn't the best console out, but clever adverts and use of high paid sporting heros is likely to sell a good few. It will only play sports games as that is all it is really capable for, no plans for on-line access and rumours are that the highly skilled technicians are as young as 4-6 and work for pennies is yet to be confirmed.
Matel
Every girls dream, the pink 'Play with Barbie box' is due for release next month. You can now play all the girlie games that have never been available such as shop with Sharon, Lets go dating and Make up Madness 2002. The console is only available in pink but supports the use of stickers and fancy fluff pens. Its for girls only and unless you bat for the other side boy will be staying clear. The official games to be sold will all be barbie titles and rumours that Cindy, Barbies evil enemy is planning to release her own console have been denied after Cindy's creators recieved numerous death threats.
Disney
Including all your Disney favourites the Disney Magic Box will be the next step in entertainment, with the ability to play all the disney games released and also play Disney DVD's the future looks good. There is also plans to open a giant Disney GameLand in America and Europe which will charge you a rediculous amount to stand in large queues and to be greeted by large disney characters. Launch titles will star Mickey, The duck bloke and some dog, with plans for Tarzan, loads of spotty dogs and some evil woman to appear soon after. It will be in direct competition with the Nintendo consoles with neither side saying who will win. Disneys creators claimed "Mummy lets me play in the garden so nah!" with Nintendo replying "Nah nah nee poo poo"
This battle just got interesting.
Thats all folks. :-)
Well it is, that is the end for now.
Dyson
Famous for their Cyclone Vacuum cleaners and dual cylinder washing machine, the new Dyson ZX2000 consoles will fufill your gaming needs, Style is the first thing you will notice, fancy colours that nobody expects to go with anything else you own, glows in the dark and also has a cool little gadget which you can plug your dyson vacuum onto which removes dust ect, from within the console.
Performance wise it is ok, some faults seem to occur with the cable and you will wait days before the service technician bothers to show up to fix it and even then they still may have to take it away to fix it. Monkeys, that is what these people are.
Apple Mac
Adding a little sparkle and shine to the industry once again, quick and reliable console that looks very weird. The console is made of a changable plastic which you can reshape and make into fancy objects. The CD drawer can't be shaped for obvious reasons and is voice activated with the phrase "Open up or I'll eat ya" opening it for you and closed by saying "Eat it".
It comes in various colours and styles depending on how much you pay. High paying gamers can expect to women or men (depending on your preference) to come and display your console in a professional manner. They make professional shapes out of the colourful console each time you wish a change.
Tomy
The childrens toy makers are back, with the chunky looking yellow, red and blue console they have called the 3 colour console. The graphics are as basic as they come and the games come on these huge brick like cartridges. It is virtually indestructable, using latest military armour techniques the Tomy 3 colour console can even survive a nuclear attack. The first game released will be Tomy guitar simulator in which you can 'virtually' play a Tomy toy guitar. There is also plans for a Pac-man style game called Tmoy-man which sees you control a small block which has to escape from other blocks - impressive.
Adidas
Clever market folk came up with the idea of making it look like a giant shoe brandishing the 3-strpies logo. Looks impressive and unlike any console to be seen - unless you make the mac one into a shoe shape. It isn't the best console out, but clever adverts and use of high paid sporting heros is likely to sell a good few. It will only play sports games as that is all it is really capable for, no plans for on-line access and rumours are that the highly skilled technicians are as young as 4-6 and work for pennies is yet to be confirmed.
Matel
Every girls dream, the pink 'Play with Barbie box' is due for release next month. You can now play all the girlie games that have never been available such as shop with Sharon, Lets go dating and Make up Madness 2002. The console is only available in pink but supports the use of stickers and fancy fluff pens. Its for girls only and unless you bat for the other side boy will be staying clear. The official games to be sold will all be barbie titles and rumours that Cindy, Barbies evil enemy is planning to release her own console have been denied after Cindy's creators recieved numerous death threats.
Disney
Including all your Disney favourites the Disney Magic Box will be the next step in entertainment, with the ability to play all the disney games released and also play Disney DVD's the future looks good. There is also plans to open a giant Disney GameLand in America and Europe which will charge you a rediculous amount to stand in large queues and to be greeted by large disney characters. Launch titles will star Mickey, The duck bloke and some dog, with plans for Tarzan, loads of spotty dogs and some evil woman to appear soon after. It will be in direct competition with the Nintendo consoles with neither side saying who will win. Disneys creators claimed "Mummy lets me play in the garden so nah!" with Nintendo replying "Nah nah nee poo poo"
This battle just got interesting.
Thats all folks. :-)
Well it is, that is the end for now.