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A tramp walks into a pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.
The barman is confused but wants to get rid of the tramp so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
Five minutes later, another tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.
The tramp says 'I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.
The barman is more confused but just wants a quiet life so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
Five minutes later, a third tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps, I've already told your mates to get lost'.
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a straw'.
Now the barman is even more confused. 'What the hell do you want a straw for?' he asks.
'Well' says the tramp, 'someone's been sick outside and all the good bits have already gone'.
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A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same Position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.
The barman is confused but wants to get rid of the tramp so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
Five minutes later, another tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.
The tramp says 'I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.
The barman is more confused but just wants a quiet life so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
Five minutes later, a third tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps, I've already told your mates to get lost'.
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a straw'.
Now the barman is even more confused. 'What the hell do you want a straw for?' he asks.
'Well' says the tramp, 'someone's been sick outside and all the good bits have already gone'.
--------------------
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same Position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
A tramp walks into a pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.
The barman is confused but wants to get rid of the tramp so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
Five minutes later, another tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.
The tramp says 'I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.
The barman is more confused but just wants a quiet life so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
Five minutes later, a third tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps, I've already told your mates to get lost'.
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a straw'.
Now the barman is even more confused. 'What the hell do you want a straw for?' he asks.
'Well' says the tramp, 'someone's been sick outside and all the good bits have already gone'.
--------------------
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same Position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.
The barman is confused but wants to get rid of the tramp so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
Five minutes later, another tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.
The tramp says 'I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.
The barman is more confused but just wants a quiet life so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
Five minutes later, a third tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps, I've already told your mates to get lost'.
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a straw'.
Now the barman is even more confused. 'What the hell do you want a straw for?' he asks.
'Well' says the tramp, 'someone's been sick outside and all the good bits have already gone'.
--------------------
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same Position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."