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I, like many other esteemed members of the world, have MSN Messanger. But one flaw has led to me being hassled by something rather out of the ordinary....
A shemale.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term "shemale", I will spell it out for you. A shemale is a person who has the genitals of one sex, but the facial prowess of the opposite sex.
My inexperience with shemales has led me to ask the following questions, and I'd appreciate it if some of you could answer them for me:
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When a cruise ship is sinking and it's "women and children first", what do shemales come under?
Do shemales use the ladies, or the gents?
When women were finally allowed to vote, did that include shemales too?
When a shemale has sex, who does the penatration?
If a shemale goes in for a sex change, what the hell does the surgeon do?
If a shemale is a single parent, are they entitled to single mothers' benefits, or single fathers'?
If 2 shemales have sex, what is pops out 9 months later?
If a shemale goes into a corner shop, does it buy a Yorkie?
If a shemale falls and there's no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
If a shemale is searched for crack, what do the dogs do when they find a sausage too?
Is a shemale's place at home in the kitchen, or at work earning an honest crust?
If a shemale had beaten Neil Armstrong to the moon, would it have been the first man on the moon, or the first woman?
What is a shemale's natural habitat?
Are shemales mythical creatures?
Do shemales use aftershave, or perfume?
Does a shemale start getting its' pension at 60, or 65?
How long can a shemale hold its' breath?
Is a shemale the bride, or the groom?
Does a shemale go to a barber, or a hairdresser?
Are shemales covered by the Data Protection Act?
Is it polite to open a door for a shemale?
Can a shemale be a feminist?
If a shemale goes to buy pornography, which end of the shop does it go to?
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Thanks.
Special mention needs to go to Undead and Edgy, as both of them supplied some of the questions listed above.
A shemale.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term "shemale", I will spell it out for you. A shemale is a person who has the genitals of one sex, but the facial prowess of the opposite sex.
My inexperience with shemales has led me to ask the following questions, and I'd appreciate it if some of you could answer them for me:
-----
When a cruise ship is sinking and it's "women and children first", what do shemales come under?
Do shemales use the ladies, or the gents?
When women were finally allowed to vote, did that include shemales too?
When a shemale has sex, who does the penatration?
If a shemale goes in for a sex change, what the hell does the surgeon do?
If a shemale is a single parent, are they entitled to single mothers' benefits, or single fathers'?
If 2 shemales have sex, what is pops out 9 months later?
If a shemale goes into a corner shop, does it buy a Yorkie?
If a shemale falls and there's no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
If a shemale is searched for crack, what do the dogs do when they find a sausage too?
Is a shemale's place at home in the kitchen, or at work earning an honest crust?
If a shemale had beaten Neil Armstrong to the moon, would it have been the first man on the moon, or the first woman?
What is a shemale's natural habitat?
Are shemales mythical creatures?
Do shemales use aftershave, or perfume?
Does a shemale start getting its' pension at 60, or 65?
How long can a shemale hold its' breath?
Is a shemale the bride, or the groom?
Does a shemale go to a barber, or a hairdresser?
Are shemales covered by the Data Protection Act?
Is it polite to open a door for a shemale?
Can a shemale be a feminist?
If a shemale goes to buy pornography, which end of the shop does it go to?
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Thanks.
Special mention needs to go to Undead and Edgy, as both of them supplied some of the questions listed above.
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Lol, very funny. :D
lol, just came in here today cos I havn't for ages and I read this. Very funny.
I am a HeMale.
When a cruise ship is sinking and it's "women and children first", what do shemales come under? i would have to say they went after the females but before the males
Do shemales use the ladies, or the gents? they would use the ones for both...
When women were finally allowed to vote, did that include shemales too? of course
When a shemale has sex, who does the penatration? haha, which ever one had the proper "part", and who would have sex with them anyways??
If a shemale goes in for a sex change, what the hell does the surgeon do? change half and leave the other
If a shemale is a single parent, are they entitled to single mothers' benefits, or single fathers'? they would be intitaled the both
If 2 shemales have sex, what is pops out 9 months later? what ever the course of nature decides to give it
If a shemale goes into a corner shop, does it buy a Yorkie? whatever "it" wants
If a shemale falls and there's no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound? of course, due to the air around us, everything makes a sound, whether someone hears it or not, and if they fell, wouldn't they hear themselves??
If a shemale is searched for crack, what do the dogs do when they find a sausage too? hopefully they wouldn't...
Is a shemale's place at home in the kitchen, or at work earning an honest crust? considering the fact that most women work now a days then i would have to say they would be out working.
If a shemale had beaten Neil Armstrong to the moon, would it have been the first man on the moon, or the first woman? the first "person"
What is a shemale's natural habitat? earth, where it came from(where did they come from?)
Are shemales mythical creatures? possibly
Do shemales use aftershave, or perfume? if they shave, they use after shave, if they dont have facial hair, then i would have to say perfume
Does a shemale start getting its' pension at 60, or 65? 62.5 years old =-p
How long can a shemale hold its' breath? how long can regular people hold their breath?
Is a shemale the bride, or the groom? the bridegroom =D
Does a shemale go to a barber, or a hairdresser? men go to hairdressers too, so hairdressers
Are shemales covered by the Data Protection Act? i hope not.
Is it polite to open a door for a shemale? its polite to open the door for anyone.
Can a shemale be a feminist? if it tried.
If a shemale goes to buy pornography, which end of the shop does it go to? hopefully they wouldn't go in the first place...
Do shemales use the ladies, or the gents? they would use the ones for both...
When women were finally allowed to vote, did that include shemales too? of course
When a shemale has sex, who does the penatration? haha, which ever one had the proper "part", and who would have sex with them anyways??
If a shemale goes in for a sex change, what the hell does the surgeon do? change half and leave the other
If a shemale is a single parent, are they entitled to single mothers' benefits, or single fathers'? they would be intitaled the both
If 2 shemales have sex, what is pops out 9 months later? what ever the course of nature decides to give it
If a shemale goes into a corner shop, does it buy a Yorkie? whatever "it" wants
If a shemale falls and there's no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound? of course, due to the air around us, everything makes a sound, whether someone hears it or not, and if they fell, wouldn't they hear themselves??
If a shemale is searched for crack, what do the dogs do when they find a sausage too? hopefully they wouldn't...
Is a shemale's place at home in the kitchen, or at work earning an honest crust? considering the fact that most women work now a days then i would have to say they would be out working.
If a shemale had beaten Neil Armstrong to the moon, would it have been the first man on the moon, or the first woman? the first "person"
What is a shemale's natural habitat? earth, where it came from(where did they come from?)
Are shemales mythical creatures? possibly
Do shemales use aftershave, or perfume? if they shave, they use after shave, if they dont have facial hair, then i would have to say perfume
Does a shemale start getting its' pension at 60, or 65? 62.5 years old =-p
How long can a shemale hold its' breath? how long can regular people hold their breath?
Is a shemale the bride, or the groom? the bridegroom =D
Does a shemale go to a barber, or a hairdresser? men go to hairdressers too, so hairdressers
Are shemales covered by the Data Protection Act? i hope not.
Is it polite to open a door for a shemale? its polite to open the door for anyone.
Can a shemale be a feminist? if it tried.
If a shemale goes to buy pornography, which end of the shop does it go to? hopefully they wouldn't go in the first place...
The sheer greatness of this post doesn't deserve to go un-noticed. :D
This post is so good it makes me want to cry in the inside everytime i read it. keep it up MAS.
LMAO!!!! CLASSIC!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!! classic Mark, I'm just glad you finally put these up :D
When I find something else to say which does justice to this, I'll reply again, but until then...
When I find something else to say which does justice to this, I'll reply again, but until then...
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