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Hello, today I am going to talk to you guys (aren't you lucky! ;D) about what you shouldn't do in a game. In this first issue, I will talk to you about the borders of games, and why it is funny to break them. O.k- first game up----- super monkey ball! with "Exploding dials"
Whils on the guitar level (11 adv. I think) if you roll of the edge onto the dials on the right at the beggining, they will bounce you off, even though you stopped on them. Either they have a mild plastic explosive that is set to proimity detonate, or the developers never really wanted you to do that. Also, on this very same level, if you roll really fast down the thickist string, and bounce of the the left at the end onto the white platform trhingy, you wil bounce onto the next one, but this time, you magically 'fall' through it! Weird!
Second game is------ SSX tricky! with the "Vibrating penguis"(shock! Horror! In a ninty foprum? Yep, i'm talking about the GC version)
On the hawaii level, if you break through one of the red signs on the right hand side quite early on, you will find some penguins. Now, what is particuary funny about this is, when you collide with them, not only do they squark (tired- can't think of proper penguin call name)and if you are lucky, you can make them land on a pole. What shocked me about this, is the fact that said penguin gets frisky and starts to vibrate on the pole. Hmmm- that's strange!
Finally, the last game in this first episode is---- Tony hawks pro skater three with the "Disappear- reappear!"
On any level that has a boundary that when you go near it, it comes up with a message like "turn back" or something. Now, proceed and you will vanish! Arh! Mr. Tony, where did you go? Ah, it's O.k, he is back where you started! Gawsh he moves fast! (or he has invented some kind of teleport machine)
So, to conclude this debut episode- try things out, and it may (if you're sad you have no hope! ;D) laugh! Go ahead, I give you permission!
(p.s- my permission is not refundable. Price in G.B.P = £0.00000001.
Whils on the guitar level (11 adv. I think) if you roll of the edge onto the dials on the right at the beggining, they will bounce you off, even though you stopped on them. Either they have a mild plastic explosive that is set to proimity detonate, or the developers never really wanted you to do that. Also, on this very same level, if you roll really fast down the thickist string, and bounce of the the left at the end onto the white platform trhingy, you wil bounce onto the next one, but this time, you magically 'fall' through it! Weird!
Second game is------ SSX tricky! with the "Vibrating penguis"(shock! Horror! In a ninty foprum? Yep, i'm talking about the GC version)
On the hawaii level, if you break through one of the red signs on the right hand side quite early on, you will find some penguins. Now, what is particuary funny about this is, when you collide with them, not only do they squark (tired- can't think of proper penguin call name)and if you are lucky, you can make them land on a pole. What shocked me about this, is the fact that said penguin gets frisky and starts to vibrate on the pole. Hmmm- that's strange!
Finally, the last game in this first episode is---- Tony hawks pro skater three with the "Disappear- reappear!"
On any level that has a boundary that when you go near it, it comes up with a message like "turn back" or something. Now, proceed and you will vanish! Arh! Mr. Tony, where did you go? Ah, it's O.k, he is back where you started! Gawsh he moves fast! (or he has invented some kind of teleport machine)
So, to conclude this debut episode- try things out, and it may (if you're sad you have no hope! ;D) laugh! Go ahead, I give you permission!
(p.s- my permission is not refundable. Price in G.B.P = £0.00000001.
A sense a line of humour coming out of this. . .
Phi11ip wrote:
> Microchips wrote:
> P
> O
> P
>
> I'm not surprised you've got to POP this, you wrote it a 5 in the
> morning!
Yeah, I wasn't feeling too well, so I came downstairs and came on here. It was quite a funny thing to do when you don't feel well though...
:)
> Microchips wrote:
> P
> O
> P
>
> I'm not surprised you've got to POP this, you wrote it a 5 in the
> morning!
Yeah, I wasn't feeling too well, so I came downstairs and came on here. It was quite a funny thing to do when you don't feel well though...
:)
Microchips wrote:
> P
> O
> P
I'm not surprised you've got to POP this, you wrote it a 5 in the morning!
> P
> O
> P
I'm not surprised you've got to POP this, you wrote it a 5 in the morning!
I'll take the money!
I don't know about the other two but that thing in Tonty Hawks is weird I wanted to skate about and plant of some cars but nooooooooo I'm forced to reapear aren't I.
:0)
Tony can reapear because he's plain special, anyone care to argue with that?
I don't know about the other two but that thing in Tonty Hawks is weird I wanted to skate about and plant of some cars but nooooooooo I'm forced to reapear aren't I.
:0)
Tony can reapear because he's plain special, anyone care to argue with that?
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Hello, today I am going to talk to you guys (aren't you lucky! ;D) about what you shouldn't do in a game. In this first issue, I will talk to you about the borders of games, and why it is funny to break them. O.k- first game up----- super monkey ball! with "Exploding dials"
Whils on the guitar level (11 adv. I think) if you roll of the edge onto the dials on the right at the beggining, they will bounce you off, even though you stopped on them. Either they have a mild plastic explosive that is set to proimity detonate, or the developers never really wanted you to do that. Also, on this very same level, if you roll really fast down the thickist string, and bounce of the the left at the end onto the white platform trhingy, you wil bounce onto the next one, but this time, you magically 'fall' through it! Weird!
Second game is------ SSX tricky! with the "Vibrating penguis"(shock! Horror! In a ninty foprum? Yep, i'm talking about the GC version)
On the hawaii level, if you break through one of the red signs on the right hand side quite early on, you will find some penguins. Now, what is particuary funny about this is, when you collide with them, not only do they squark (tired- can't think of proper penguin call name)and if you are lucky, you can make them land on a pole. What shocked me about this, is the fact that said penguin gets frisky and starts to vibrate on the pole. Hmmm- that's strange!
Finally, the last game in this first episode is---- Tony hawks pro skater three with the "Disappear- reappear!"
On any level that has a boundary that when you go near it, it comes up with a message like "turn back" or something. Now, proceed and you will vanish! Arh! Mr. Tony, where did you go? Ah, it's O.k, he is back where you started! Gawsh he moves fast! (or he has invented some kind of teleport machine)
So, to conclude this debut episode- try things out, and it may (if you're sad you have no hope! ;D) laugh! Go ahead, I give you permission!
(p.s- my permission is not refundable. Price in G.B.P = £0.00000001.
Whils on the guitar level (11 adv. I think) if you roll of the edge onto the dials on the right at the beggining, they will bounce you off, even though you stopped on them. Either they have a mild plastic explosive that is set to proimity detonate, or the developers never really wanted you to do that. Also, on this very same level, if you roll really fast down the thickist string, and bounce of the the left at the end onto the white platform trhingy, you wil bounce onto the next one, but this time, you magically 'fall' through it! Weird!
Second game is------ SSX tricky! with the "Vibrating penguis"(shock! Horror! In a ninty foprum? Yep, i'm talking about the GC version)
On the hawaii level, if you break through one of the red signs on the right hand side quite early on, you will find some penguins. Now, what is particuary funny about this is, when you collide with them, not only do they squark (tired- can't think of proper penguin call name)and if you are lucky, you can make them land on a pole. What shocked me about this, is the fact that said penguin gets frisky and starts to vibrate on the pole. Hmmm- that's strange!
Finally, the last game in this first episode is---- Tony hawks pro skater three with the "Disappear- reappear!"
On any level that has a boundary that when you go near it, it comes up with a message like "turn back" or something. Now, proceed and you will vanish! Arh! Mr. Tony, where did you go? Ah, it's O.k, he is back where you started! Gawsh he moves fast! (or he has invented some kind of teleport machine)
So, to conclude this debut episode- try things out, and it may (if you're sad you have no hope! ;D) laugh! Go ahead, I give you permission!
(p.s- my permission is not refundable. Price in G.B.P = £0.00000001.