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Grix sat on the old, rotten oak table in the kitchens and grumbled to himself, wondering if TomUK would ever come back. Then he heard the large doors swing open, he turned his head round to see 4 smiling boys in the doorway, all holding bricks in their hands. ‘KAAYYYYAAAAA! BRICKS!’ he screamed, picking up a red-hot poker from the fire, he swung it around his head only to hit the pots and pans surrounding him. ‘Yes, we have bricks.’ Tony Blair replied. ‘But he has a fire poker, run!’ Toni cabbarini yelped, running off in sheer terror. Shaneo ran after him and grabbed him by his rough collar. Grix ran into a corner, the idiot got trapped there and as the 4 surrounded him, all lifted up their bricks to strike, then, ‘Cooooieee, I’m home honey, look who’s come to tea.’ Came a shout from the door, TomUK walked into the kitchen with Edgy, Homerus Beerus Solidus and ½ pint. ‘Honey?’ Allardini ran down the stairs ,confused, ‘honey, you married or summit?’ he said to Grix.
‘How’d you get out of there?’ Lord Badger squawked at Allardini.
‘Somebody let me out, some bard bloke with a banjo. He’s trying to get the
Exterminator to calm down. I’m quite happy to get out, the food tastes like dog
sh…’
‘That’s quite enough out of you, we’ve got children listening.’ Shaneo said, pointing at Toni. ‘Hey! Why aren’t we smashing this lot up?’ Toni muttered. ‘Yeahhhhaaaaeeeeeeee.’ The Exterminator yelled, hitting ½ pint and Edgy over the head with a staff.
Both of them collapsed into a heap on the floor, they looked like they were unconscious. Shaneo prodded them with the poker, which had cooled down after he snatched it off Grix.
Homerus Beerus Solidus sneered at the Exterminator and grabbed the poker off Shaneo, held it over the remaining embers of the fire, and raised it to strike the Exterminator.
‘Where is the banjo-playing bloke gone? And where is Little Hedgehog?’ he
wailed, ‘oh stuff that, HELP ME!’ he screeched at Lord Badger.
Lord Badger jumped up onto Homerus Beerus Solidus’s, he tried to hold him down and he shouted at Tony,
‘Quick, hit him with your brick.’
‘But Toni’s got them’ he replied.
‘Well just use something!!!!’ Lord Badger yelled, Homerus Beerus Solidus was getting g too strong for him and started to buck. Tony Blair picked up a pan and smashed it over his head, his body went limp and Lord Badger got up from on top of him.
‘Right, where’s TomUK gone then?’ he turned round and saw Grix cowering in a corner and crying for his mum with Toni holding a brick above his head,
‘Can I drop it? Can I? Oh please, pretty please?’ he begged.
‘Oh go on then, you deserve it.’ Allardini smiled. Toni dropped the brick on
Grix’s head and he screamed ‘KAAAYYYYAAAAA, BRICK.’ And there was a loud crash
and dust filled the room, when it settled, there was an unconscious Grix and a
pile of pots and pans.
‘Oh dammit, he’s gone!’ Shaneo yelled, pointing at the door, TomUK had gone.
‘Oh well, we sorted out all the others.’ Lord Badger said, looking around at all the others, lying on the floor and groaning.
‘We better get out, before they wake up.’ Toni said, running out of the door.
‘But what about the others?’ the Exterminator replied.
‘Well go and fetch them.’ Shaneo shouted.
And with that, the Exterminator ran off and up the stairs.
But during the time that the lads had been full of testosterone, the bard, who actually goes by the name of T-Devil after changing it by depol (which is kinda strange because they didn’t have it back then but hey, we learn a new thing every day), had taken the bar off the last room and seeming that Little Hedgehog didn’t hear, he let himself in. He entered the room kissed by light and he saw her sitting at the window, looking down at the mountain below, her face was full of wonder at the fine view. Her fine, long, dark brown hair and her pale skin amazed him. She had long, thick eyelashes and light pink lips. He fell in love with her instantly. She turned her head around and looked at him, he looked into her grey eyes and she looked into his dark brown eyes. She thought that he was cute and enchanting. He smiled and nervously said,
‘Hi, are you alright?’
‘Hi, I’m fine actually. Who are you?’ she replied, looking down and smiling.
‘I’m the famous bard T-Devil, who might you be my fine young madam?’ he got down onto one knee and kissed her hand. She blushed and giggled,
‘I am just plain Little Hedgehog, I’ve just come from my home, the lake and got locked up in here.’
‘Well, just think of me as your knight in shining armor come to rescue you. Did you know that you had beautiful eyes?’ he sounded charming
She turned even redder and kissed him on his lips, he too turned red and laughed nervously.
‘I will think of you as my knight in shining armor.’ She said in a hushed voice.
She slipped her hand into his and he jumped up and threw her into his arms. Then they heard a scream of ‘KAAAYYYAAAAA, BRICKS!’ and a loud crash. T-Devil sighed and put her back down, ‘That sounds like our cue, better go now shouldn’t we.’ He murmured, he was still holding her hand and he gently kissed her on the cheek. Then they heard loud Shaneo shout ‘Well go and fetch them.’. Little Hedgehog looked sad and pulled away from T-Devil, slowly she moved to the door,
‘Wait, don’t go! We’ve only just met!’ T-Devil cried after her, she turned
around, smiled and replied,
‘You could always come with us if you like.’ Her eyes looked hopeful.
‘Ok then, I will.’ He said and ran up to her, looked into her eyes, and they made their way down the old, wooden stairs with a red carpet running up it. Half way down the stairs they met the Exterminator, all smiles and cheery voiced, ‘So you two are finally out then, we’re going now, is bard-man coming with us?’ he asked, pulling a weird face.
‘It’s T-Devil actually, and yes I am coming with you.’ T-Devil replied a bit grumpily.
‘COME ON WE’RE GOING NOW!’ Allardini yelled up the stairs.
They ran down the stairs and joined the others, then they walked out of the
large wooden doors into the fresh air and red skies, the sun was setting and the whole mountain was covered in a reddish hue. They charged down the hill so they could make it before sunset to an inn to stay, they came to a village just below the mountain range. It was nearly dark and they made it just before the sun went down, the land was a lot darker and there was a silence over the village. The only lights that were on were the inn lights, they entered and rented rooms from the money they had taken from the mountain palace and the money that T-Devil had earned from singing on the market streets. Then they rested till morining.
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PLEASE NOTE THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN BY LITTLE HEDGEHOG.
‘How’d you get out of there?’ Lord Badger squawked at Allardini.
‘Somebody let me out, some bard bloke with a banjo. He’s trying to get the
Exterminator to calm down. I’m quite happy to get out, the food tastes like dog
sh…’
‘That’s quite enough out of you, we’ve got children listening.’ Shaneo said, pointing at Toni. ‘Hey! Why aren’t we smashing this lot up?’ Toni muttered. ‘Yeahhhhaaaaeeeeeeee.’ The Exterminator yelled, hitting ½ pint and Edgy over the head with a staff.
Both of them collapsed into a heap on the floor, they looked like they were unconscious. Shaneo prodded them with the poker, which had cooled down after he snatched it off Grix.
Homerus Beerus Solidus sneered at the Exterminator and grabbed the poker off Shaneo, held it over the remaining embers of the fire, and raised it to strike the Exterminator.
‘Where is the banjo-playing bloke gone? And where is Little Hedgehog?’ he
wailed, ‘oh stuff that, HELP ME!’ he screeched at Lord Badger.
Lord Badger jumped up onto Homerus Beerus Solidus’s, he tried to hold him down and he shouted at Tony,
‘Quick, hit him with your brick.’
‘But Toni’s got them’ he replied.
‘Well just use something!!!!’ Lord Badger yelled, Homerus Beerus Solidus was getting g too strong for him and started to buck. Tony Blair picked up a pan and smashed it over his head, his body went limp and Lord Badger got up from on top of him.
‘Right, where’s TomUK gone then?’ he turned round and saw Grix cowering in a corner and crying for his mum with Toni holding a brick above his head,
‘Can I drop it? Can I? Oh please, pretty please?’ he begged.
‘Oh go on then, you deserve it.’ Allardini smiled. Toni dropped the brick on
Grix’s head and he screamed ‘KAAAYYYYAAAAA, BRICK.’ And there was a loud crash
and dust filled the room, when it settled, there was an unconscious Grix and a
pile of pots and pans.
‘Oh dammit, he’s gone!’ Shaneo yelled, pointing at the door, TomUK had gone.
‘Oh well, we sorted out all the others.’ Lord Badger said, looking around at all the others, lying on the floor and groaning.
‘We better get out, before they wake up.’ Toni said, running out of the door.
‘But what about the others?’ the Exterminator replied.
‘Well go and fetch them.’ Shaneo shouted.
And with that, the Exterminator ran off and up the stairs.
But during the time that the lads had been full of testosterone, the bard, who actually goes by the name of T-Devil after changing it by depol (which is kinda strange because they didn’t have it back then but hey, we learn a new thing every day), had taken the bar off the last room and seeming that Little Hedgehog didn’t hear, he let himself in. He entered the room kissed by light and he saw her sitting at the window, looking down at the mountain below, her face was full of wonder at the fine view. Her fine, long, dark brown hair and her pale skin amazed him. She had long, thick eyelashes and light pink lips. He fell in love with her instantly. She turned her head around and looked at him, he looked into her grey eyes and she looked into his dark brown eyes. She thought that he was cute and enchanting. He smiled and nervously said,
‘Hi, are you alright?’
‘Hi, I’m fine actually. Who are you?’ she replied, looking down and smiling.
‘I’m the famous bard T-Devil, who might you be my fine young madam?’ he got down onto one knee and kissed her hand. She blushed and giggled,
‘I am just plain Little Hedgehog, I’ve just come from my home, the lake and got locked up in here.’
‘Well, just think of me as your knight in shining armor come to rescue you. Did you know that you had beautiful eyes?’ he sounded charming
She turned even redder and kissed him on his lips, he too turned red and laughed nervously.
‘I will think of you as my knight in shining armor.’ She said in a hushed voice.
She slipped her hand into his and he jumped up and threw her into his arms. Then they heard a scream of ‘KAAAYYYAAAAA, BRICKS!’ and a loud crash. T-Devil sighed and put her back down, ‘That sounds like our cue, better go now shouldn’t we.’ He murmured, he was still holding her hand and he gently kissed her on the cheek. Then they heard loud Shaneo shout ‘Well go and fetch them.’. Little Hedgehog looked sad and pulled away from T-Devil, slowly she moved to the door,
‘Wait, don’t go! We’ve only just met!’ T-Devil cried after her, she turned
around, smiled and replied,
‘You could always come with us if you like.’ Her eyes looked hopeful.
‘Ok then, I will.’ He said and ran up to her, looked into her eyes, and they made their way down the old, wooden stairs with a red carpet running up it. Half way down the stairs they met the Exterminator, all smiles and cheery voiced, ‘So you two are finally out then, we’re going now, is bard-man coming with us?’ he asked, pulling a weird face.
‘It’s T-Devil actually, and yes I am coming with you.’ T-Devil replied a bit grumpily.
‘COME ON WE’RE GOING NOW!’ Allardini yelled up the stairs.
They ran down the stairs and joined the others, then they walked out of the
large wooden doors into the fresh air and red skies, the sun was setting and the whole mountain was covered in a reddish hue. They charged down the hill so they could make it before sunset to an inn to stay, they came to a village just below the mountain range. It was nearly dark and they made it just before the sun went down, the land was a lot darker and there was a silence over the village. The only lights that were on were the inn lights, they entered and rented rooms from the money they had taken from the mountain palace and the money that T-Devil had earned from singing on the market streets. Then they rested till morining.
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PLEASE NOTE THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN BY LITTLE HEDGEHOG.
Lawless Fever wrote:
> The name change sucks, T. Where in the hell did it even come from, a
> convent? ;D
>
> Anyway, the story was good, and I'm in the process of beginning to
> write my first for these forums. 'Life of Monkey' - it has a certain
> ring to it, but I just can't put my finger on it ;D
May the Lord be with you James. I've found the light.
> The name change sucks, T. Where in the hell did it even come from, a
> convent? ;D
>
> Anyway, the story was good, and I'm in the process of beginning to
> write my first for these forums. 'Life of Monkey' - it has a certain
> ring to it, but I just can't put my finger on it ;D
May the Lord be with you James. I've found the light.
I'm not in it, but it was still a good read.
Nice one!
Nice one!
POP. Read it, it's well worth it, and you may be in it.
Oh, and a great story if I must say so myself.
Grix sat on the old, rotten oak table in the kitchens and grumbled to himself, wondering if TomUK would ever come back. Then he heard the large doors swing open, he turned his head round to see 4 smiling boys in the doorway, all holding bricks in their hands. ‘KAAYYYYAAAAA! BRICKS!’ he screamed, picking up a red-hot poker from the fire, he swung it around his head only to hit the pots and pans surrounding him. ‘Yes, we have bricks.’ Tony Blair replied. ‘But he has a fire poker, run!’ Toni cabbarini yelped, running off in sheer terror. Shaneo ran after him and grabbed him by his rough collar. Grix ran into a corner, the idiot got trapped there and as the 4 surrounded him, all lifted up their bricks to strike, then, ‘Cooooieee, I’m home honey, look who’s come to tea.’ Came a shout from the door, TomUK walked into the kitchen with Edgy, Homerus Beerus Solidus and ½ pint. ‘Honey?’ Allardini ran down the stairs ,confused, ‘honey, you married or summit?’ he said to Grix.
‘How’d you get out of there?’ Lord Badger squawked at Allardini.
‘Somebody let me out, some bard bloke with a banjo. He’s trying to get the
Exterminator to calm down. I’m quite happy to get out, the food tastes like dog
sh…’
‘That’s quite enough out of you, we’ve got children listening.’ Shaneo said, pointing at Toni. ‘Hey! Why aren’t we smashing this lot up?’ Toni muttered. ‘Yeahhhhaaaaeeeeeeee.’ The Exterminator yelled, hitting ½ pint and Edgy over the head with a staff.
Both of them collapsed into a heap on the floor, they looked like they were unconscious. Shaneo prodded them with the poker, which had cooled down after he snatched it off Grix.
Homerus Beerus Solidus sneered at the Exterminator and grabbed the poker off Shaneo, held it over the remaining embers of the fire, and raised it to strike the Exterminator.
‘Where is the banjo-playing bloke gone? And where is Little Hedgehog?’ he
wailed, ‘oh stuff that, HELP ME!’ he screeched at Lord Badger.
Lord Badger jumped up onto Homerus Beerus Solidus’s, he tried to hold him down and he shouted at Tony,
‘Quick, hit him with your brick.’
‘But Toni’s got them’ he replied.
‘Well just use something!!!!’ Lord Badger yelled, Homerus Beerus Solidus was getting g too strong for him and started to buck. Tony Blair picked up a pan and smashed it over his head, his body went limp and Lord Badger got up from on top of him.
‘Right, where’s TomUK gone then?’ he turned round and saw Grix cowering in a corner and crying for his mum with Toni holding a brick above his head,
‘Can I drop it? Can I? Oh please, pretty please?’ he begged.
‘Oh go on then, you deserve it.’ Allardini smiled. Toni dropped the brick on
Grix’s head and he screamed ‘KAAAYYYYAAAAA, BRICK.’ And there was a loud crash
and dust filled the room, when it settled, there was an unconscious Grix and a
pile of pots and pans.
‘Oh dammit, he’s gone!’ Shaneo yelled, pointing at the door, TomUK had gone.
‘Oh well, we sorted out all the others.’ Lord Badger said, looking around at all the others, lying on the floor and groaning.
‘We better get out, before they wake up.’ Toni said, running out of the door.
‘But what about the others?’ the Exterminator replied.
‘Well go and fetch them.’ Shaneo shouted.
And with that, the Exterminator ran off and up the stairs.
But during the time that the lads had been full of testosterone, the bard, who actually goes by the name of T-Devil after changing it by depol (which is kinda strange because they didn’t have it back then but hey, we learn a new thing every day), had taken the bar off the last room and seeming that Little Hedgehog didn’t hear, he let himself in. He entered the room kissed by light and he saw her sitting at the window, looking down at the mountain below, her face was full of wonder at the fine view. Her fine, long, dark brown hair and her pale skin amazed him. She had long, thick eyelashes and light pink lips. He fell in love with her instantly. She turned her head around and looked at him, he looked into her grey eyes and she looked into his dark brown eyes. She thought that he was cute and enchanting. He smiled and nervously said,
‘Hi, are you alright?’
‘Hi, I’m fine actually. Who are you?’ she replied, looking down and smiling.
‘I’m the famous bard T-Devil, who might you be my fine young madam?’ he got down onto one knee and kissed her hand. She blushed and giggled,
‘I am just plain Little Hedgehog, I’ve just come from my home, the lake and got locked up in here.’
‘Well, just think of me as your knight in shining armor come to rescue you. Did you know that you had beautiful eyes?’ he sounded charming
She turned even redder and kissed him on his lips, he too turned red and laughed nervously.
‘I will think of you as my knight in shining armor.’ She said in a hushed voice.
She slipped her hand into his and he jumped up and threw her into his arms. Then they heard a scream of ‘KAAAYYYAAAAA, BRICKS!’ and a loud crash. T-Devil sighed and put her back down, ‘That sounds like our cue, better go now shouldn’t we.’ He murmured, he was still holding her hand and he gently kissed her on the cheek. Then they heard loud Shaneo shout ‘Well go and fetch them.’. Little Hedgehog looked sad and pulled away from T-Devil, slowly she moved to the door,
‘Wait, don’t go! We’ve only just met!’ T-Devil cried after her, she turned
around, smiled and replied,
‘You could always come with us if you like.’ Her eyes looked hopeful.
‘Ok then, I will.’ He said and ran up to her, looked into her eyes, and they made their way down the old, wooden stairs with a red carpet running up it. Half way down the stairs they met the Exterminator, all smiles and cheery voiced, ‘So you two are finally out then, we’re going now, is bard-man coming with us?’ he asked, pulling a weird face.
‘It’s T-Devil actually, and yes I am coming with you.’ T-Devil replied a bit grumpily.
‘COME ON WE’RE GOING NOW!’ Allardini yelled up the stairs.
They ran down the stairs and joined the others, then they walked out of the
large wooden doors into the fresh air and red skies, the sun was setting and the whole mountain was covered in a reddish hue. They charged down the hill so they could make it before sunset to an inn to stay, they came to a village just below the mountain range. It was nearly dark and they made it just before the sun went down, the land was a lot darker and there was a silence over the village. The only lights that were on were the inn lights, they entered and rented rooms from the money they had taken from the mountain palace and the money that T-Devil had earned from singing on the market streets. Then they rested till morining.
********************************
PLEASE NOTE THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN BY LITTLE HEDGEHOG.
‘How’d you get out of there?’ Lord Badger squawked at Allardini.
‘Somebody let me out, some bard bloke with a banjo. He’s trying to get the
Exterminator to calm down. I’m quite happy to get out, the food tastes like dog
sh…’
‘That’s quite enough out of you, we’ve got children listening.’ Shaneo said, pointing at Toni. ‘Hey! Why aren’t we smashing this lot up?’ Toni muttered. ‘Yeahhhhaaaaeeeeeeee.’ The Exterminator yelled, hitting ½ pint and Edgy over the head with a staff.
Both of them collapsed into a heap on the floor, they looked like they were unconscious. Shaneo prodded them with the poker, which had cooled down after he snatched it off Grix.
Homerus Beerus Solidus sneered at the Exterminator and grabbed the poker off Shaneo, held it over the remaining embers of the fire, and raised it to strike the Exterminator.
‘Where is the banjo-playing bloke gone? And where is Little Hedgehog?’ he
wailed, ‘oh stuff that, HELP ME!’ he screeched at Lord Badger.
Lord Badger jumped up onto Homerus Beerus Solidus’s, he tried to hold him down and he shouted at Tony,
‘Quick, hit him with your brick.’
‘But Toni’s got them’ he replied.
‘Well just use something!!!!’ Lord Badger yelled, Homerus Beerus Solidus was getting g too strong for him and started to buck. Tony Blair picked up a pan and smashed it over his head, his body went limp and Lord Badger got up from on top of him.
‘Right, where’s TomUK gone then?’ he turned round and saw Grix cowering in a corner and crying for his mum with Toni holding a brick above his head,
‘Can I drop it? Can I? Oh please, pretty please?’ he begged.
‘Oh go on then, you deserve it.’ Allardini smiled. Toni dropped the brick on
Grix’s head and he screamed ‘KAAAYYYYAAAAA, BRICK.’ And there was a loud crash
and dust filled the room, when it settled, there was an unconscious Grix and a
pile of pots and pans.
‘Oh dammit, he’s gone!’ Shaneo yelled, pointing at the door, TomUK had gone.
‘Oh well, we sorted out all the others.’ Lord Badger said, looking around at all the others, lying on the floor and groaning.
‘We better get out, before they wake up.’ Toni said, running out of the door.
‘But what about the others?’ the Exterminator replied.
‘Well go and fetch them.’ Shaneo shouted.
And with that, the Exterminator ran off and up the stairs.
But during the time that the lads had been full of testosterone, the bard, who actually goes by the name of T-Devil after changing it by depol (which is kinda strange because they didn’t have it back then but hey, we learn a new thing every day), had taken the bar off the last room and seeming that Little Hedgehog didn’t hear, he let himself in. He entered the room kissed by light and he saw her sitting at the window, looking down at the mountain below, her face was full of wonder at the fine view. Her fine, long, dark brown hair and her pale skin amazed him. She had long, thick eyelashes and light pink lips. He fell in love with her instantly. She turned her head around and looked at him, he looked into her grey eyes and she looked into his dark brown eyes. She thought that he was cute and enchanting. He smiled and nervously said,
‘Hi, are you alright?’
‘Hi, I’m fine actually. Who are you?’ she replied, looking down and smiling.
‘I’m the famous bard T-Devil, who might you be my fine young madam?’ he got down onto one knee and kissed her hand. She blushed and giggled,
‘I am just plain Little Hedgehog, I’ve just come from my home, the lake and got locked up in here.’
‘Well, just think of me as your knight in shining armor come to rescue you. Did you know that you had beautiful eyes?’ he sounded charming
She turned even redder and kissed him on his lips, he too turned red and laughed nervously.
‘I will think of you as my knight in shining armor.’ She said in a hushed voice.
She slipped her hand into his and he jumped up and threw her into his arms. Then they heard a scream of ‘KAAAYYYAAAAA, BRICKS!’ and a loud crash. T-Devil sighed and put her back down, ‘That sounds like our cue, better go now shouldn’t we.’ He murmured, he was still holding her hand and he gently kissed her on the cheek. Then they heard loud Shaneo shout ‘Well go and fetch them.’. Little Hedgehog looked sad and pulled away from T-Devil, slowly she moved to the door,
‘Wait, don’t go! We’ve only just met!’ T-Devil cried after her, she turned
around, smiled and replied,
‘You could always come with us if you like.’ Her eyes looked hopeful.
‘Ok then, I will.’ He said and ran up to her, looked into her eyes, and they made their way down the old, wooden stairs with a red carpet running up it. Half way down the stairs they met the Exterminator, all smiles and cheery voiced, ‘So you two are finally out then, we’re going now, is bard-man coming with us?’ he asked, pulling a weird face.
‘It’s T-Devil actually, and yes I am coming with you.’ T-Devil replied a bit grumpily.
‘COME ON WE’RE GOING NOW!’ Allardini yelled up the stairs.
They ran down the stairs and joined the others, then they walked out of the
large wooden doors into the fresh air and red skies, the sun was setting and the whole mountain was covered in a reddish hue. They charged down the hill so they could make it before sunset to an inn to stay, they came to a village just below the mountain range. It was nearly dark and they made it just before the sun went down, the land was a lot darker and there was a silence over the village. The only lights that were on were the inn lights, they entered and rented rooms from the money they had taken from the mountain palace and the money that T-Devil had earned from singing on the market streets. Then they rested till morining.
********************************
PLEASE NOTE THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN BY LITTLE HEDGEHOG.