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"Ebays mad"

I don't know whether this would count as being too vulgar for these forums.
Just make sure your mature if you look at this.
My friend showed me this...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2026169238
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I'm deeply disturbed.

I am deeply disgusted...bu then again, it's EBay, the same people who sold rubber panties for christ's sake...

"Hi I'm collecting for Christian Aid"

"Sorry I've got no money.....hang on though, I've got this...."

Excellent :-)

"Got any money?"

"No, I'm all spent out."

It says he can post it, or it can be collected.

Imagine the scene...

The doorbell rings, and the seller gets up to open the door.

A dodgy person in a long brown mac is standing there.

The seller says "Can I help you?"

And they buyer says...

(wait for it...)

"I've come to collect."

Stryke wrote:
>I'll be back in a tick..."

Shouldn't that be I'll be back in a Jiffy? Oh the puns could go on for ages here...... ;D

"We're out of stock, you say? No problem, I'll be back in a tick..."

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> I can see the new slogan now...
>
> "EBay... where people (literally) come to buy and sell..."

ROFL....hope they don't change that to bring and buy!.....I don't want anyone bringing theirs along.....wonder how a car boot sale would get on with this? ;D

That auction will be cancelled in no time at all.

I am suprised its actually lasted this long.

I can see the new slogan now...

"EBay... where people (literally) come to buy and sell..."

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Jive wrote:
> Isn't this classed as making money hand over fist?
>
> Oh how we laughed!

LOL!