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Good evening and welcome to the SRW arena for SRW Eclipse! Up now is the first of the King of the Ring CAW semi –finals! Tonight we have the HardCAW champion, Hawk (AfroJoe), take on the Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)!
EARLIER TODAY…
“Wait a minute Hawk is getting attacked backstage by Grandprix and Jetster! Let's go over there now! Grandprix and Jetster are beating on the HardCAW Champion Hawk! Grandprix slams Hawk's head into the bonnet of the Limousine! Hawk is busted open!”
This was followed by a scintillating car chase, where, strangely enough, they ended up in a child’s play pit…
“He hits Hawk and he flies back into the plastic balls! Grandprix grabs Hawk as soon as he tries to get up and Suplex's Hawk into the Play Pit! Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!”
Luckily for him managed to escape with his HardCAW title after a mistake by Jetster. But how will what happened earlier affect Hawk in tonight’s match?
There is a lot at stake here folks, as the winner of this semi final match up will go on to face the winner of the other King of the Ring semi-final, between The Crusher (Tazz) and Jetster. As we have seen in the past the winner of the King of the Ring Tournament has often gone onto bigger and better things, and I’ve got the feeling that this year will be no exception! But before either of these men reaches the final, they have to get past each other first. On one hand we have Cabbage Man, and on the other the HardCAW champion, Hawk. Who will prevail? It’s time to find out!
The crowd are pumped for this one. They start off with a swift exchange of punches, exciting the expecting crowd. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) gets the upper hand. Left hand to Hawk (AfroJoe), and again, Hawks looking dazed, stumbling around on the spot…clothesline by Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man starts viciously stomping on Hawks still body, and turns away to the crowd, arrogantly putting his foot on Hawk’s body. Satisfied he has waited long enough, he steps off a gradually recovering Hawk. He picks him up. Irish whip by Cabbage Man towards the top left corner of the ring, reversed by Hawk, whipping Cabbage Man right into the turnbuckle! Hawk leans back, goes charging at Cabbage Man, but he dodges out of the way! Nobody’s home! Hawk staggers back, Cabbage Man with the early pinfall attempt with a quick roll-up…1…kick out! It’s going to take a lot more than that to defeat the HardCAW Champion!
They both get to their feet. They circle each other in the ring, the crowd getting increasingly excited! Look at the intensity and concentration in each man’s eyes, you can tell they want this really badly. They hook up, grappling with each other. Hawk starts elbowing Cabbage Man, followed by a Suplex. Suplex to Cabbage Man! He climbs to the second rope, and goes to hit the leg drop, but Cabbage Man sticks his knee up, right into the groin of Hawk! Man, that’s gotta hurt! The two men are lying prone on the floor, but Cabbage Man is the first to groggily get to his feet. He goes to hit Hawk, but blocked by Hawk, right hand by Hawk to the face of Cabbage Man…kick to the midsection…DDT! What vicious DDT by Hawk, Cabbage Man was vertical in the air for a second there! He goes for the pin…1…2…kick out! He goes for a second quick pin…1…2…kick out again! Hawk starts complaining to the ref, he thinks that should have been a 3 count!
While Hawk (AfroJoe) is complaining to the referee, Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) slides out the ring, trying to catch his breath. A wise tactical move there by Cabbage Man, but it’s earning him nothing but boos from the crowd! He turns back to face the ring…baseball slide by Hawk, pushing Cabbage Man into the outside! God, you can almost feel the impact as Cabbage Man’s body collided with the barrier. Hawk goes to drag him back into the ring, but a LOW BLOW BY CABBAGE MAN! Good God Almighty! Cabbage Man picks up a stunned Hawk. He goes for the Irish Whip, right into the turnbuckle! Hawk staggers back…clothesline by Cabbage Man onto the mat! Hawk falls to the floor, his body writhing from the punishment he is receiving from the hands at Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man picks him up and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle again…followed by another brutal clothesline! Look at that impact! The crowd howl their derision at what is unfolding between their very eyes. Hasn’t Hawk taken enough? Wait a second, what’s Cabbage Man doing now? Cabbage Man picks up Hawk and drags him to the Spanish announcers table, laying him on the top! Cabbage Man climbs back to the ring…ascends the turnbuckle…goes for the flying elbow…BUT HAWK MOVES OUT THE WAY! CRASH!!! CABBAGE MAN JUST WENT FLYING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!
I do not believe what just happened! From nowhere, Hawk (AfroJoe) moved out of the way and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) went crashing through the table! The crowd are cheering like crazy. Hawk is down, Cabbage Man isn’t even moving, hell, even the Spanish announcers are gonna need medical attention! The crowd are urging the wrestlers on. Hawk is first to his feet. What’s he doing? C’mon I know you are the HardCAW Champion but not now! Hawk goes over to Howard Finkel, pushes him out the way and picks up the steel chair. He walks up to the prone Cabbage Man. SMACK! Chair shot right onto the back of a still Cabbage Man, still trying to recuperate from the failed flying elbow! And again! And a third time! Hawk drops the chair, and turns back to Howard Finkel again. What does he want this time? The ringbell! But Cabbage Man is on his feet. Hawk goes for the ringbell shot…but a hard punch to the gut of Hawk by Cabbage Man. He saved himself a world of hurt there! Cabbage Man grabs Hawk’s head…rams it into the right into the other announcer’s table! And once more!
Both men are disorientated now. Irish whip by Cabbage Man, propelling Hawk into the turnbuckle…DONG! Hawk must be seeing stars! Cabbage Man picks up the steel chair and the ringbell, one in each hand, I think he’s going to use both to the same time! Hawk gets to his feet…oh no…RINGBELL AND CHAIRSHOT TO HAWK! MY GOD! DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF STEEL ON SKULL! That has got to be the end of Hawk, the vicious combination of steel chair and ringbell creating a brutal cocktail of pain! HE’S BUSTED OPEN! Cabbage Man pushes a devastated, bloody Hawk into the ring. He covers him. This is it! The ref drops to the mat as the crowd chant with him…….1…….…2. .…….SHOULDER UP! HAWK JUST PUT HIS SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET!
Cabbage Man can’t believe it! He’s incredulous! Hawk (AfroJoe) woozily gets up, but he’s having to use the turnbuckles to do so. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) grabs Hawks arm, blood dripping down his face, and Irish whips him into the ropes. Hawk bounces of the ropes…Cabbage Man goes for the clothesline…but Hawk reverses it into a neckbreaker! The crowd go absolutely mad! Pinfall by Hawk! 1…2…KICK OUT! This time its Hawk’s turn to be incredulous! Hawk picks up Cabbage Man. A series of punches by Hawk, Cabbage Man is against the ropes…clothesline over the ropes! Both men fall to the outside. They fight halfway up the steel ramp, exchanging punch after punch after punch. Hawk gets the upper hand, sets Cabbage Man up…AND HITS THE HAWK SCREWDIVER! HAWK SCREWDRIVER TO CABBAGE MAN ON THE RAMP!
I don’t know how much more we are going to see from these two men, they have given there all in this match up! But Hawk can’t pin him on the ramp. He picks up the limp Cabbage Man and literally carries him to the ring. He slides him inside…no not again…ANOTHER HAWK SCREWDRIVER! For the love of God! He goes for the pin…….1…….2…….. WHAT?!? Grandprix comes in and pushes him off! What’s he doing down here! He spins Hawk around…FINISH LINE TO HAWK!! GRANDPRIX PUTS CABBAGE MAN ON TOP OF HAWK….…1…….2……3!!!
Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) is through to the King of the Ring CAW Final! Grandprix slides out of the ring and escapes through the crowd, leaving Hawk (AfroJoe) on the mat, dazed and confused – he had that match won! What is going to happen now between Grandprix and Hawk? But that doesn’t matter – Cabbage Man is a King of the Ring CAW finalist! But who will he face? Wait and see!
Note from RM18 : Thanks for reading! Credit to Figo for using the above snippet of writing…I decided to further the feud between Hawk and Grandprix. Hope you enjoyed it!
EARLIER TODAY…
“Wait a minute Hawk is getting attacked backstage by Grandprix and Jetster! Let's go over there now! Grandprix and Jetster are beating on the HardCAW Champion Hawk! Grandprix slams Hawk's head into the bonnet of the Limousine! Hawk is busted open!”
This was followed by a scintillating car chase, where, strangely enough, they ended up in a child’s play pit…
“He hits Hawk and he flies back into the plastic balls! Grandprix grabs Hawk as soon as he tries to get up and Suplex's Hawk into the Play Pit! Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!”
Luckily for him managed to escape with his HardCAW title after a mistake by Jetster. But how will what happened earlier affect Hawk in tonight’s match?
There is a lot at stake here folks, as the winner of this semi final match up will go on to face the winner of the other King of the Ring semi-final, between The Crusher (Tazz) and Jetster. As we have seen in the past the winner of the King of the Ring Tournament has often gone onto bigger and better things, and I’ve got the feeling that this year will be no exception! But before either of these men reaches the final, they have to get past each other first. On one hand we have Cabbage Man, and on the other the HardCAW champion, Hawk. Who will prevail? It’s time to find out!
The crowd are pumped for this one. They start off with a swift exchange of punches, exciting the expecting crowd. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) gets the upper hand. Left hand to Hawk (AfroJoe), and again, Hawks looking dazed, stumbling around on the spot…clothesline by Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man starts viciously stomping on Hawks still body, and turns away to the crowd, arrogantly putting his foot on Hawk’s body. Satisfied he has waited long enough, he steps off a gradually recovering Hawk. He picks him up. Irish whip by Cabbage Man towards the top left corner of the ring, reversed by Hawk, whipping Cabbage Man right into the turnbuckle! Hawk leans back, goes charging at Cabbage Man, but he dodges out of the way! Nobody’s home! Hawk staggers back, Cabbage Man with the early pinfall attempt with a quick roll-up…1…kick out! It’s going to take a lot more than that to defeat the HardCAW Champion!
They both get to their feet. They circle each other in the ring, the crowd getting increasingly excited! Look at the intensity and concentration in each man’s eyes, you can tell they want this really badly. They hook up, grappling with each other. Hawk starts elbowing Cabbage Man, followed by a Suplex. Suplex to Cabbage Man! He climbs to the second rope, and goes to hit the leg drop, but Cabbage Man sticks his knee up, right into the groin of Hawk! Man, that’s gotta hurt! The two men are lying prone on the floor, but Cabbage Man is the first to groggily get to his feet. He goes to hit Hawk, but blocked by Hawk, right hand by Hawk to the face of Cabbage Man…kick to the midsection…DDT! What vicious DDT by Hawk, Cabbage Man was vertical in the air for a second there! He goes for the pin…1…2…kick out! He goes for a second quick pin…1…2…kick out again! Hawk starts complaining to the ref, he thinks that should have been a 3 count!
While Hawk (AfroJoe) is complaining to the referee, Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) slides out the ring, trying to catch his breath. A wise tactical move there by Cabbage Man, but it’s earning him nothing but boos from the crowd! He turns back to face the ring…baseball slide by Hawk, pushing Cabbage Man into the outside! God, you can almost feel the impact as Cabbage Man’s body collided with the barrier. Hawk goes to drag him back into the ring, but a LOW BLOW BY CABBAGE MAN! Good God Almighty! Cabbage Man picks up a stunned Hawk. He goes for the Irish Whip, right into the turnbuckle! Hawk staggers back…clothesline by Cabbage Man onto the mat! Hawk falls to the floor, his body writhing from the punishment he is receiving from the hands at Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man picks him up and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle again…followed by another brutal clothesline! Look at that impact! The crowd howl their derision at what is unfolding between their very eyes. Hasn’t Hawk taken enough? Wait a second, what’s Cabbage Man doing now? Cabbage Man picks up Hawk and drags him to the Spanish announcers table, laying him on the top! Cabbage Man climbs back to the ring…ascends the turnbuckle…goes for the flying elbow…BUT HAWK MOVES OUT THE WAY! CRASH!!! CABBAGE MAN JUST WENT FLYING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!
I do not believe what just happened! From nowhere, Hawk (AfroJoe) moved out of the way and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) went crashing through the table! The crowd are cheering like crazy. Hawk is down, Cabbage Man isn’t even moving, hell, even the Spanish announcers are gonna need medical attention! The crowd are urging the wrestlers on. Hawk is first to his feet. What’s he doing? C’mon I know you are the HardCAW Champion but not now! Hawk goes over to Howard Finkel, pushes him out the way and picks up the steel chair. He walks up to the prone Cabbage Man. SMACK! Chair shot right onto the back of a still Cabbage Man, still trying to recuperate from the failed flying elbow! And again! And a third time! Hawk drops the chair, and turns back to Howard Finkel again. What does he want this time? The ringbell! But Cabbage Man is on his feet. Hawk goes for the ringbell shot…but a hard punch to the gut of Hawk by Cabbage Man. He saved himself a world of hurt there! Cabbage Man grabs Hawk’s head…rams it into the right into the other announcer’s table! And once more!
Both men are disorientated now. Irish whip by Cabbage Man, propelling Hawk into the turnbuckle…DONG! Hawk must be seeing stars! Cabbage Man picks up the steel chair and the ringbell, one in each hand, I think he’s going to use both to the same time! Hawk gets to his feet…oh no…RINGBELL AND CHAIRSHOT TO HAWK! MY GOD! DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF STEEL ON SKULL! That has got to be the end of Hawk, the vicious combination of steel chair and ringbell creating a brutal cocktail of pain! HE’S BUSTED OPEN! Cabbage Man pushes a devastated, bloody Hawk into the ring. He covers him. This is it! The ref drops to the mat as the crowd chant with him…….1…….…2. .…….SHOULDER UP! HAWK JUST PUT HIS SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET!
Cabbage Man can’t believe it! He’s incredulous! Hawk (AfroJoe) woozily gets up, but he’s having to use the turnbuckles to do so. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) grabs Hawks arm, blood dripping down his face, and Irish whips him into the ropes. Hawk bounces of the ropes…Cabbage Man goes for the clothesline…but Hawk reverses it into a neckbreaker! The crowd go absolutely mad! Pinfall by Hawk! 1…2…KICK OUT! This time its Hawk’s turn to be incredulous! Hawk picks up Cabbage Man. A series of punches by Hawk, Cabbage Man is against the ropes…clothesline over the ropes! Both men fall to the outside. They fight halfway up the steel ramp, exchanging punch after punch after punch. Hawk gets the upper hand, sets Cabbage Man up…AND HITS THE HAWK SCREWDIVER! HAWK SCREWDRIVER TO CABBAGE MAN ON THE RAMP!
I don’t know how much more we are going to see from these two men, they have given there all in this match up! But Hawk can’t pin him on the ramp. He picks up the limp Cabbage Man and literally carries him to the ring. He slides him inside…no not again…ANOTHER HAWK SCREWDRIVER! For the love of God! He goes for the pin…….1…….2…….. WHAT?!? Grandprix comes in and pushes him off! What’s he doing down here! He spins Hawk around…FINISH LINE TO HAWK!! GRANDPRIX PUTS CABBAGE MAN ON TOP OF HAWK….…1…….2……3!!!
Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) is through to the King of the Ring CAW Final! Grandprix slides out of the ring and escapes through the crowd, leaving Hawk (AfroJoe) on the mat, dazed and confused – he had that match won! What is going to happen now between Grandprix and Hawk? But that doesn’t matter – Cabbage Man is a King of the Ring CAW finalist! But who will he face? Wait and see!
Note from RM18 : Thanks for reading! Credit to Figo for using the above snippet of writing…I decided to further the feud between Hawk and Grandprix. Hope you enjoyed it!
Yes I won. Unlucky Afro and ta Grandprix.
AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> And someone find Cabbage_Man, tell him his CAW is in the KOTR
> Semi-Finals!
>
> ---
>
> He'll probably know.
>
> He reads all the matches, but hardly ever replies.
>
> Don't know why.
>
> :-)
Bah, tell him to reply, so I can acknowledge his presence.
> Ant wrote:
> And someone find Cabbage_Man, tell him his CAW is in the KOTR
> Semi-Finals!
>
> ---
>
> He'll probably know.
>
> He reads all the matches, but hardly ever replies.
>
> Don't know why.
>
> :-)
Bah, tell him to reply, so I can acknowledge his presence.
Ant wrote:
> And someone find Cabbage_Man, tell him his CAW is in the KOTR
> Semi-Finals!
---
He'll probably know.
He reads all the matches, but hardly ever replies.
Don't know why.
:-)
> And someone find Cabbage_Man, tell him his CAW is in the KOTR
> Semi-Finals!
---
He'll probably know.
He reads all the matches, but hardly ever replies.
Don't know why.
:-)
Bah! First match I've lost in 7. (Counting HardCAW escapes) :-)
Excellent match by the way! Lots of action, and a good length too.
Excellent match by the way! Lots of action, and a good length too.
Nice bit of feud building. These words may come back to haunt me but could you split it into more paragraphs as I thought some were a bit big.
And someone find Cabbage_Man, tell him his CAW is in the KOTR Semi-Finals!
Wow, with all these feuds building up it's gonna be a massive PPV in a few weeks! Already we have myself vs Cong Man, whoever loses LEAVES SRW! We also have a first ever Buried Alive between former partners STD and DW, and now I've signed a HardCAW Championship match between Grandprix and Hawk!
Excellent match RM18, lots of great in-ring and outside action, and a great job in continuing the feud. Looks like the CAW Division is really hotting up...
Excellent match RM18, lots of great in-ring and outside action, and a great job in continuing the feud. Looks like the CAW Division is really hotting up...
That makes me incredulous (I think!) Great match by the way.
Ooops...sorry, just noticed I missed out the entrances.
Hope it doesn't make a difference
*curses bad luck*
Hope it doesn't make a difference
*curses bad luck*
Good evening and welcome to the SRW arena for SRW Eclipse! Up now is the first of the King of the Ring CAW semi –finals! Tonight we have the HardCAW champion, Hawk (AfroJoe), take on the Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)!
EARLIER TODAY…
“Wait a minute Hawk is getting attacked backstage by Grandprix and Jetster! Let's go over there now! Grandprix and Jetster are beating on the HardCAW Champion Hawk! Grandprix slams Hawk's head into the bonnet of the Limousine! Hawk is busted open!”
This was followed by a scintillating car chase, where, strangely enough, they ended up in a child’s play pit…
“He hits Hawk and he flies back into the plastic balls! Grandprix grabs Hawk as soon as he tries to get up and Suplex's Hawk into the Play Pit! Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!”
Luckily for him managed to escape with his HardCAW title after a mistake by Jetster. But how will what happened earlier affect Hawk in tonight’s match?
There is a lot at stake here folks, as the winner of this semi final match up will go on to face the winner of the other King of the Ring semi-final, between The Crusher (Tazz) and Jetster. As we have seen in the past the winner of the King of the Ring Tournament has often gone onto bigger and better things, and I’ve got the feeling that this year will be no exception! But before either of these men reaches the final, they have to get past each other first. On one hand we have Cabbage Man, and on the other the HardCAW champion, Hawk. Who will prevail? It’s time to find out!
The crowd are pumped for this one. They start off with a swift exchange of punches, exciting the expecting crowd. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) gets the upper hand. Left hand to Hawk (AfroJoe), and again, Hawks looking dazed, stumbling around on the spot…clothesline by Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man starts viciously stomping on Hawks still body, and turns away to the crowd, arrogantly putting his foot on Hawk’s body. Satisfied he has waited long enough, he steps off a gradually recovering Hawk. He picks him up. Irish whip by Cabbage Man towards the top left corner of the ring, reversed by Hawk, whipping Cabbage Man right into the turnbuckle! Hawk leans back, goes charging at Cabbage Man, but he dodges out of the way! Nobody’s home! Hawk staggers back, Cabbage Man with the early pinfall attempt with a quick roll-up…1…kick out! It’s going to take a lot more than that to defeat the HardCAW Champion!
They both get to their feet. They circle each other in the ring, the crowd getting increasingly excited! Look at the intensity and concentration in each man’s eyes, you can tell they want this really badly. They hook up, grappling with each other. Hawk starts elbowing Cabbage Man, followed by a Suplex. Suplex to Cabbage Man! He climbs to the second rope, and goes to hit the leg drop, but Cabbage Man sticks his knee up, right into the groin of Hawk! Man, that’s gotta hurt! The two men are lying prone on the floor, but Cabbage Man is the first to groggily get to his feet. He goes to hit Hawk, but blocked by Hawk, right hand by Hawk to the face of Cabbage Man…kick to the midsection…DDT! What vicious DDT by Hawk, Cabbage Man was vertical in the air for a second there! He goes for the pin…1…2…kick out! He goes for a second quick pin…1…2…kick out again! Hawk starts complaining to the ref, he thinks that should have been a 3 count!
While Hawk (AfroJoe) is complaining to the referee, Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) slides out the ring, trying to catch his breath. A wise tactical move there by Cabbage Man, but it’s earning him nothing but boos from the crowd! He turns back to face the ring…baseball slide by Hawk, pushing Cabbage Man into the outside! God, you can almost feel the impact as Cabbage Man’s body collided with the barrier. Hawk goes to drag him back into the ring, but a LOW BLOW BY CABBAGE MAN! Good God Almighty! Cabbage Man picks up a stunned Hawk. He goes for the Irish Whip, right into the turnbuckle! Hawk staggers back…clothesline by Cabbage Man onto the mat! Hawk falls to the floor, his body writhing from the punishment he is receiving from the hands at Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man picks him up and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle again…followed by another brutal clothesline! Look at that impact! The crowd howl their derision at what is unfolding between their very eyes. Hasn’t Hawk taken enough? Wait a second, what’s Cabbage Man doing now? Cabbage Man picks up Hawk and drags him to the Spanish announcers table, laying him on the top! Cabbage Man climbs back to the ring…ascends the turnbuckle…goes for the flying elbow…BUT HAWK MOVES OUT THE WAY! CRASH!!! CABBAGE MAN JUST WENT FLYING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!
I do not believe what just happened! From nowhere, Hawk (AfroJoe) moved out of the way and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) went crashing through the table! The crowd are cheering like crazy. Hawk is down, Cabbage Man isn’t even moving, hell, even the Spanish announcers are gonna need medical attention! The crowd are urging the wrestlers on. Hawk is first to his feet. What’s he doing? C’mon I know you are the HardCAW Champion but not now! Hawk goes over to Howard Finkel, pushes him out the way and picks up the steel chair. He walks up to the prone Cabbage Man. SMACK! Chair shot right onto the back of a still Cabbage Man, still trying to recuperate from the failed flying elbow! And again! And a third time! Hawk drops the chair, and turns back to Howard Finkel again. What does he want this time? The ringbell! But Cabbage Man is on his feet. Hawk goes for the ringbell shot…but a hard punch to the gut of Hawk by Cabbage Man. He saved himself a world of hurt there! Cabbage Man grabs Hawk’s head…rams it into the right into the other announcer’s table! And once more!
Both men are disorientated now. Irish whip by Cabbage Man, propelling Hawk into the turnbuckle…DONG! Hawk must be seeing stars! Cabbage Man picks up the steel chair and the ringbell, one in each hand, I think he’s going to use both to the same time! Hawk gets to his feet…oh no…RINGBELL AND CHAIRSHOT TO HAWK! MY GOD! DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF STEEL ON SKULL! That has got to be the end of Hawk, the vicious combination of steel chair and ringbell creating a brutal cocktail of pain! HE’S BUSTED OPEN! Cabbage Man pushes a devastated, bloody Hawk into the ring. He covers him. This is it! The ref drops to the mat as the crowd chant with him…….1…….…2. .…….SHOULDER UP! HAWK JUST PUT HIS SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET!
Cabbage Man can’t believe it! He’s incredulous! Hawk (AfroJoe) woozily gets up, but he’s having to use the turnbuckles to do so. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) grabs Hawks arm, blood dripping down his face, and Irish whips him into the ropes. Hawk bounces of the ropes…Cabbage Man goes for the clothesline…but Hawk reverses it into a neckbreaker! The crowd go absolutely mad! Pinfall by Hawk! 1…2…KICK OUT! This time its Hawk’s turn to be incredulous! Hawk picks up Cabbage Man. A series of punches by Hawk, Cabbage Man is against the ropes…clothesline over the ropes! Both men fall to the outside. They fight halfway up the steel ramp, exchanging punch after punch after punch. Hawk gets the upper hand, sets Cabbage Man up…AND HITS THE HAWK SCREWDIVER! HAWK SCREWDRIVER TO CABBAGE MAN ON THE RAMP!
I don’t know how much more we are going to see from these two men, they have given there all in this match up! But Hawk can’t pin him on the ramp. He picks up the limp Cabbage Man and literally carries him to the ring. He slides him inside…no not again…ANOTHER HAWK SCREWDRIVER! For the love of God! He goes for the pin…….1…….2…….. WHAT?!? Grandprix comes in and pushes him off! What’s he doing down here! He spins Hawk around…FINISH LINE TO HAWK!! GRANDPRIX PUTS CABBAGE MAN ON TOP OF HAWK….…1…….2……3!!!
Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) is through to the King of the Ring CAW Final! Grandprix slides out of the ring and escapes through the crowd, leaving Hawk (AfroJoe) on the mat, dazed and confused – he had that match won! What is going to happen now between Grandprix and Hawk? But that doesn’t matter – Cabbage Man is a King of the Ring CAW finalist! But who will he face? Wait and see!
Note from RM18 : Thanks for reading! Credit to Figo for using the above snippet of writing…I decided to further the feud between Hawk and Grandprix. Hope you enjoyed it!
EARLIER TODAY…
“Wait a minute Hawk is getting attacked backstage by Grandprix and Jetster! Let's go over there now! Grandprix and Jetster are beating on the HardCAW Champion Hawk! Grandprix slams Hawk's head into the bonnet of the Limousine! Hawk is busted open!”
This was followed by a scintillating car chase, where, strangely enough, they ended up in a child’s play pit…
“He hits Hawk and he flies back into the plastic balls! Grandprix grabs Hawk as soon as he tries to get up and Suplex's Hawk into the Play Pit! Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!”
Luckily for him managed to escape with his HardCAW title after a mistake by Jetster. But how will what happened earlier affect Hawk in tonight’s match?
There is a lot at stake here folks, as the winner of this semi final match up will go on to face the winner of the other King of the Ring semi-final, between The Crusher (Tazz) and Jetster. As we have seen in the past the winner of the King of the Ring Tournament has often gone onto bigger and better things, and I’ve got the feeling that this year will be no exception! But before either of these men reaches the final, they have to get past each other first. On one hand we have Cabbage Man, and on the other the HardCAW champion, Hawk. Who will prevail? It’s time to find out!
The crowd are pumped for this one. They start off with a swift exchange of punches, exciting the expecting crowd. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) gets the upper hand. Left hand to Hawk (AfroJoe), and again, Hawks looking dazed, stumbling around on the spot…clothesline by Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man starts viciously stomping on Hawks still body, and turns away to the crowd, arrogantly putting his foot on Hawk’s body. Satisfied he has waited long enough, he steps off a gradually recovering Hawk. He picks him up. Irish whip by Cabbage Man towards the top left corner of the ring, reversed by Hawk, whipping Cabbage Man right into the turnbuckle! Hawk leans back, goes charging at Cabbage Man, but he dodges out of the way! Nobody’s home! Hawk staggers back, Cabbage Man with the early pinfall attempt with a quick roll-up…1…kick out! It’s going to take a lot more than that to defeat the HardCAW Champion!
They both get to their feet. They circle each other in the ring, the crowd getting increasingly excited! Look at the intensity and concentration in each man’s eyes, you can tell they want this really badly. They hook up, grappling with each other. Hawk starts elbowing Cabbage Man, followed by a Suplex. Suplex to Cabbage Man! He climbs to the second rope, and goes to hit the leg drop, but Cabbage Man sticks his knee up, right into the groin of Hawk! Man, that’s gotta hurt! The two men are lying prone on the floor, but Cabbage Man is the first to groggily get to his feet. He goes to hit Hawk, but blocked by Hawk, right hand by Hawk to the face of Cabbage Man…kick to the midsection…DDT! What vicious DDT by Hawk, Cabbage Man was vertical in the air for a second there! He goes for the pin…1…2…kick out! He goes for a second quick pin…1…2…kick out again! Hawk starts complaining to the ref, he thinks that should have been a 3 count!
While Hawk (AfroJoe) is complaining to the referee, Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) slides out the ring, trying to catch his breath. A wise tactical move there by Cabbage Man, but it’s earning him nothing but boos from the crowd! He turns back to face the ring…baseball slide by Hawk, pushing Cabbage Man into the outside! God, you can almost feel the impact as Cabbage Man’s body collided with the barrier. Hawk goes to drag him back into the ring, but a LOW BLOW BY CABBAGE MAN! Good God Almighty! Cabbage Man picks up a stunned Hawk. He goes for the Irish Whip, right into the turnbuckle! Hawk staggers back…clothesline by Cabbage Man onto the mat! Hawk falls to the floor, his body writhing from the punishment he is receiving from the hands at Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man picks him up and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle again…followed by another brutal clothesline! Look at that impact! The crowd howl their derision at what is unfolding between their very eyes. Hasn’t Hawk taken enough? Wait a second, what’s Cabbage Man doing now? Cabbage Man picks up Hawk and drags him to the Spanish announcers table, laying him on the top! Cabbage Man climbs back to the ring…ascends the turnbuckle…goes for the flying elbow…BUT HAWK MOVES OUT THE WAY! CRASH!!! CABBAGE MAN JUST WENT FLYING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!
I do not believe what just happened! From nowhere, Hawk (AfroJoe) moved out of the way and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) went crashing through the table! The crowd are cheering like crazy. Hawk is down, Cabbage Man isn’t even moving, hell, even the Spanish announcers are gonna need medical attention! The crowd are urging the wrestlers on. Hawk is first to his feet. What’s he doing? C’mon I know you are the HardCAW Champion but not now! Hawk goes over to Howard Finkel, pushes him out the way and picks up the steel chair. He walks up to the prone Cabbage Man. SMACK! Chair shot right onto the back of a still Cabbage Man, still trying to recuperate from the failed flying elbow! And again! And a third time! Hawk drops the chair, and turns back to Howard Finkel again. What does he want this time? The ringbell! But Cabbage Man is on his feet. Hawk goes for the ringbell shot…but a hard punch to the gut of Hawk by Cabbage Man. He saved himself a world of hurt there! Cabbage Man grabs Hawk’s head…rams it into the right into the other announcer’s table! And once more!
Both men are disorientated now. Irish whip by Cabbage Man, propelling Hawk into the turnbuckle…DONG! Hawk must be seeing stars! Cabbage Man picks up the steel chair and the ringbell, one in each hand, I think he’s going to use both to the same time! Hawk gets to his feet…oh no…RINGBELL AND CHAIRSHOT TO HAWK! MY GOD! DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF STEEL ON SKULL! That has got to be the end of Hawk, the vicious combination of steel chair and ringbell creating a brutal cocktail of pain! HE’S BUSTED OPEN! Cabbage Man pushes a devastated, bloody Hawk into the ring. He covers him. This is it! The ref drops to the mat as the crowd chant with him…….1…….…2. .…….SHOULDER UP! HAWK JUST PUT HIS SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET!
Cabbage Man can’t believe it! He’s incredulous! Hawk (AfroJoe) woozily gets up, but he’s having to use the turnbuckles to do so. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) grabs Hawks arm, blood dripping down his face, and Irish whips him into the ropes. Hawk bounces of the ropes…Cabbage Man goes for the clothesline…but Hawk reverses it into a neckbreaker! The crowd go absolutely mad! Pinfall by Hawk! 1…2…KICK OUT! This time its Hawk’s turn to be incredulous! Hawk picks up Cabbage Man. A series of punches by Hawk, Cabbage Man is against the ropes…clothesline over the ropes! Both men fall to the outside. They fight halfway up the steel ramp, exchanging punch after punch after punch. Hawk gets the upper hand, sets Cabbage Man up…AND HITS THE HAWK SCREWDIVER! HAWK SCREWDRIVER TO CABBAGE MAN ON THE RAMP!
I don’t know how much more we are going to see from these two men, they have given there all in this match up! But Hawk can’t pin him on the ramp. He picks up the limp Cabbage Man and literally carries him to the ring. He slides him inside…no not again…ANOTHER HAWK SCREWDRIVER! For the love of God! He goes for the pin…….1…….2…….. WHAT?!? Grandprix comes in and pushes him off! What’s he doing down here! He spins Hawk around…FINISH LINE TO HAWK!! GRANDPRIX PUTS CABBAGE MAN ON TOP OF HAWK….…1…….2……3!!!
Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) is through to the King of the Ring CAW Final! Grandprix slides out of the ring and escapes through the crowd, leaving Hawk (AfroJoe) on the mat, dazed and confused – he had that match won! What is going to happen now between Grandprix and Hawk? But that doesn’t matter – Cabbage Man is a King of the Ring CAW finalist! But who will he face? Wait and see!
Note from RM18 : Thanks for reading! Credit to Figo for using the above snippet of writing…I decided to further the feud between Hawk and Grandprix. Hope you enjoyed it!