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These may offend some of you, but I don't give a crap. They made me laugh so I thought I'd share them with you. Some of them may be quite old.
Q: What's blue and orange and lays at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: A baby with burst armbands.
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
Q: What's brown and lays in the bottom of a baby's nappy?
A: Michael Jacksons hand.
Roy Chubby Brown, Gary Glitter and Cliff Richard are on a plane that's about to crash. "Save the kids" shouts Brave Sir Cliff. "F### the kids!" Screams Roy, "Have we got time?" Asks Glitter.
I have some more, but they're even worse so it's probably best if I don't post them.
Q: What's blue and orange and lays at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: A baby with burst armbands.
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
Q: What's brown and lays in the bottom of a baby's nappy?
A: Michael Jacksons hand.
Roy Chubby Brown, Gary Glitter and Cliff Richard are on a plane that's about to crash. "Save the kids" shouts Brave Sir Cliff. "F### the kids!" Screams Roy, "Have we got time?" Asks Glitter.
I have some more, but they're even worse so it's probably best if I don't post them.
Ah funny... but sadly offensive to some.
Whats blue and f*cks old age pensioners?
Hypothermia
Hypothermia
What's the smalest pub in the world?
The Phalidimide(sp?) Arms
The Phalidimide(sp?) Arms
You're welcome!
Mystique wrote:
>You are twisted.
Thank you.
:-D
>You are twisted.
Thank you.
:-D
How about:
What's grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the p*ss?
A dialysis machine :-)
What's grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the p*ss?
A dialysis machine :-)
lol You are twisted.
These may offend some of you, but I don't give a crap. They made me laugh so I thought I'd share them with you. Some of them may be quite old.
Q: What's blue and orange and lays at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: A baby with burst armbands.
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
Q: What's brown and lays in the bottom of a baby's nappy?
A: Michael Jacksons hand.
Roy Chubby Brown, Gary Glitter and Cliff Richard are on a plane that's about to crash. "Save the kids" shouts Brave Sir Cliff. "F### the kids!" Screams Roy, "Have we got time?" Asks Glitter.
I have some more, but they're even worse so it's probably best if I don't post them.
Q: What's blue and orange and lays at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: A baby with burst armbands.
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
Q: What's brown and lays in the bottom of a baby's nappy?
A: Michael Jacksons hand.
Roy Chubby Brown, Gary Glitter and Cliff Richard are on a plane that's about to crash. "Save the kids" shouts Brave Sir Cliff. "F### the kids!" Screams Roy, "Have we got time?" Asks Glitter.
I have some more, but they're even worse so it's probably best if I don't post them.