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Hello and Welcome to SRW Eclipse! Tonight we have…Wait a minute Hawk is getting attacked backstage by Grandprix and Jetster! Let's go over there now!
Grandprix and Jetster are beating on the HardCAW Champion Hawk! Grandprix slams Hawk's head into the bonnet of the Limousine! Hawk is busted open! Grandprix goes for the cover…but Jetster shoves him off.
"You let him get away" Shouts Grandprix as Hawk speeds off in the Limousine!
Quickly Jetster and Grandprix get in separate cars and speed after Hawk! Grandprix is in his F1 Racer and easily catches up with Hawk but he's on a busy Motorway! The two cars dodge other civilian's cars and its complete madness. Jetster is currently just behind them and is dodging other cars too. Hawk see's a turn and heads down it but its to a Theme Park! What the hell is he gonna do there?! Hawk parks up and runs through the gates of the park. Jetster and Grandprix run after him!
Hawk heads into the kiddies play area! Meanwhile Jetster and Grandprix are coming straight after Hawk. He thought he'd lost em! Hawk in panic slides down a Kiddies slide tube and Jetster being the big kid himself sometimes slides down it too! Jetster catches up with Hawk but is having too much fun with the Slide to even think about going for the HardCAW Title!
Grandprix is more serious though and throws Hawk into the Net that Kids climb over! He breaks it and Grandprix goes in and chucks Hawk into the play pit. Flying Missile Dropkick from Grandprix! He hits Hawk and he flies back into the plastic balls! Grandprix grabs Hawk as soon as he tries to get up and Suplex's Hawk into the Play Pit! Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!
Cover by Grandprix 1…2…No Jetster slides down and kicks both men in the process! Jetster acts like a kid again though and begins throwing plastic balls at Hawk. "It isn't hurting Hawk, Jetster" Whispers Grandprix "Oh Right" Whispers Jetster back. HAWK SCREWDRIVER to Jetster! Hawk takes this opportunity to get away and does but he is now stuck in the Kid Complex!
Hawk slides down a slide that he thinks is the way out. But it isn't. Its another play pit! The Kids come up to Hawk and look at the HardCAW Title "Whats that mister?" The little kid asks "It’s a HardCAW….SMACK! Steel chair from Grandprix! Hawk is busted open even more now and Grandprix covers Hawk 1…2…WHAM! Out comes Jetster from the slide again! "You just broke the pinfall you dipstick" shouts Grandprix at Jetster. FINISH LINE from Grandprix to Jetster! Hawk sees his opportunity and goes towards the exit, which he has now found! Hawk runs all the way back to the car park and gets in his truck and drives off! Meanwhile Grandprix is beating the living daylights out of Jetster
Grandprix and Jetster are beating on the HardCAW Champion Hawk! Grandprix slams Hawk's head into the bonnet of the Limousine! Hawk is busted open! Grandprix goes for the cover…but Jetster shoves him off.
"You let him get away" Shouts Grandprix as Hawk speeds off in the Limousine!
Quickly Jetster and Grandprix get in separate cars and speed after Hawk! Grandprix is in his F1 Racer and easily catches up with Hawk but he's on a busy Motorway! The two cars dodge other civilian's cars and its complete madness. Jetster is currently just behind them and is dodging other cars too. Hawk see's a turn and heads down it but its to a Theme Park! What the hell is he gonna do there?! Hawk parks up and runs through the gates of the park. Jetster and Grandprix run after him!
Hawk heads into the kiddies play area! Meanwhile Jetster and Grandprix are coming straight after Hawk. He thought he'd lost em! Hawk in panic slides down a Kiddies slide tube and Jetster being the big kid himself sometimes slides down it too! Jetster catches up with Hawk but is having too much fun with the Slide to even think about going for the HardCAW Title!
Grandprix is more serious though and throws Hawk into the Net that Kids climb over! He breaks it and Grandprix goes in and chucks Hawk into the play pit. Flying Missile Dropkick from Grandprix! He hits Hawk and he flies back into the plastic balls! Grandprix grabs Hawk as soon as he tries to get up and Suplex's Hawk into the Play Pit! Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!
Cover by Grandprix 1…2…No Jetster slides down and kicks both men in the process! Jetster acts like a kid again though and begins throwing plastic balls at Hawk. "It isn't hurting Hawk, Jetster" Whispers Grandprix "Oh Right" Whispers Jetster back. HAWK SCREWDRIVER to Jetster! Hawk takes this opportunity to get away and does but he is now stuck in the Kid Complex!
Hawk slides down a slide that he thinks is the way out. But it isn't. Its another play pit! The Kids come up to Hawk and look at the HardCAW Title "Whats that mister?" The little kid asks "It’s a HardCAW….SMACK! Steel chair from Grandprix! Hawk is busted open even more now and Grandprix covers Hawk 1…2…WHAM! Out comes Jetster from the slide again! "You just broke the pinfall you dipstick" shouts Grandprix at Jetster. FINISH LINE from Grandprix to Jetster! Hawk sees his opportunity and goes towards the exit, which he has now found! Hawk runs all the way back to the car park and gets in his truck and drives off! Meanwhile Grandprix is beating the living daylights out of Jetster
I must do my duty.
I have to say, this proves how original we at SR really are. To have a decent match take place in a play pit is an astounding achievement, and credit must go to Figo for making us all laugh and helping make the CAW Division the most competitive ever. It was the perfect length too for a HardCAW fight - not too long, not too short. Excellent stuff.
I have to say, this proves how original we at SR really are. To have a decent match take place in a play pit is an astounding achievement, and credit must go to Figo for making us all laugh and helping make the CAW Division the most competitive ever. It was the perfect length too for a HardCAW fight - not too long, not too short. Excellent stuff.
Anyway care you comment actually on the topic?!
MikeAll wrote:
> Perhaps Hawk should wear a disguise.
Heh, at the moment that seems like a very good idea.
> Perhaps Hawk should wear a disguise.
Heh, at the moment that seems like a very good idea.
Interesting...how will this affect Hawks KOTR semi final?
Perhaps Hawk should wear a disguise.
Silly Jetster. You deserved the beating!
Hello and Welcome to SRW Eclipse! Tonight we have…Wait a minute Hawk is getting attacked backstage by Grandprix and Jetster! Let's go over there now!
Grandprix and Jetster are beating on the HardCAW Champion Hawk! Grandprix slams Hawk's head into the bonnet of the Limousine! Hawk is busted open! Grandprix goes for the cover…but Jetster shoves him off.
"You let him get away" Shouts Grandprix as Hawk speeds off in the Limousine!
Quickly Jetster and Grandprix get in separate cars and speed after Hawk! Grandprix is in his F1 Racer and easily catches up with Hawk but he's on a busy Motorway! The two cars dodge other civilian's cars and its complete madness. Jetster is currently just behind them and is dodging other cars too. Hawk see's a turn and heads down it but its to a Theme Park! What the hell is he gonna do there?! Hawk parks up and runs through the gates of the park. Jetster and Grandprix run after him!
Hawk heads into the kiddies play area! Meanwhile Jetster and Grandprix are coming straight after Hawk. He thought he'd lost em! Hawk in panic slides down a Kiddies slide tube and Jetster being the big kid himself sometimes slides down it too! Jetster catches up with Hawk but is having too much fun with the Slide to even think about going for the HardCAW Title!
Grandprix is more serious though and throws Hawk into the Net that Kids climb over! He breaks it and Grandprix goes in and chucks Hawk into the play pit. Flying Missile Dropkick from Grandprix! He hits Hawk and he flies back into the plastic balls! Grandprix grabs Hawk as soon as he tries to get up and Suplex's Hawk into the Play Pit! Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!
Cover by Grandprix 1…2…No Jetster slides down and kicks both men in the process! Jetster acts like a kid again though and begins throwing plastic balls at Hawk. "It isn't hurting Hawk, Jetster" Whispers Grandprix "Oh Right" Whispers Jetster back. HAWK SCREWDRIVER to Jetster! Hawk takes this opportunity to get away and does but he is now stuck in the Kid Complex!
Hawk slides down a slide that he thinks is the way out. But it isn't. Its another play pit! The Kids come up to Hawk and look at the HardCAW Title "Whats that mister?" The little kid asks "It’s a HardCAW….SMACK! Steel chair from Grandprix! Hawk is busted open even more now and Grandprix covers Hawk 1…2…WHAM! Out comes Jetster from the slide again! "You just broke the pinfall you dipstick" shouts Grandprix at Jetster. FINISH LINE from Grandprix to Jetster! Hawk sees his opportunity and goes towards the exit, which he has now found! Hawk runs all the way back to the car park and gets in his truck and drives off! Meanwhile Grandprix is beating the living daylights out of Jetster
Grandprix and Jetster are beating on the HardCAW Champion Hawk! Grandprix slams Hawk's head into the bonnet of the Limousine! Hawk is busted open! Grandprix goes for the cover…but Jetster shoves him off.
"You let him get away" Shouts Grandprix as Hawk speeds off in the Limousine!
Quickly Jetster and Grandprix get in separate cars and speed after Hawk! Grandprix is in his F1 Racer and easily catches up with Hawk but he's on a busy Motorway! The two cars dodge other civilian's cars and its complete madness. Jetster is currently just behind them and is dodging other cars too. Hawk see's a turn and heads down it but its to a Theme Park! What the hell is he gonna do there?! Hawk parks up and runs through the gates of the park. Jetster and Grandprix run after him!
Hawk heads into the kiddies play area! Meanwhile Jetster and Grandprix are coming straight after Hawk. He thought he'd lost em! Hawk in panic slides down a Kiddies slide tube and Jetster being the big kid himself sometimes slides down it too! Jetster catches up with Hawk but is having too much fun with the Slide to even think about going for the HardCAW Title!
Grandprix is more serious though and throws Hawk into the Net that Kids climb over! He breaks it and Grandprix goes in and chucks Hawk into the play pit. Flying Missile Dropkick from Grandprix! He hits Hawk and he flies back into the plastic balls! Grandprix grabs Hawk as soon as he tries to get up and Suplex's Hawk into the Play Pit! Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!
Cover by Grandprix 1…2…No Jetster slides down and kicks both men in the process! Jetster acts like a kid again though and begins throwing plastic balls at Hawk. "It isn't hurting Hawk, Jetster" Whispers Grandprix "Oh Right" Whispers Jetster back. HAWK SCREWDRIVER to Jetster! Hawk takes this opportunity to get away and does but he is now stuck in the Kid Complex!
Hawk slides down a slide that he thinks is the way out. But it isn't. Its another play pit! The Kids come up to Hawk and look at the HardCAW Title "Whats that mister?" The little kid asks "It’s a HardCAW….SMACK! Steel chair from Grandprix! Hawk is busted open even more now and Grandprix covers Hawk 1…2…WHAM! Out comes Jetster from the slide again! "You just broke the pinfall you dipstick" shouts Grandprix at Jetster. FINISH LINE from Grandprix to Jetster! Hawk sees his opportunity and goes towards the exit, which he has now found! Hawk runs all the way back to the car park and gets in his truck and drives off! Meanwhile Grandprix is beating the living daylights out of Jetster