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Just received in an e-mail...
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Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end.
She sank to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out.
When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Jim the news he said,
"Jim, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but she's dead."
Jim replied, "She didn't hang herself. I put her there to dry."
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Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end.
She sank to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out.
When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Jim the news he said,
"Jim, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but she's dead."
Jim replied, "She didn't hang herself. I put her there to dry."
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It's a good joke and I love it but, as Semajal said, it's not the best one i've heard. NOt bad, though!
Semajal wrote:
> not the best joke. Mysts cybersex thing was funnier
What's that coming out of the mist? E-TALES!!!!!
> not the best joke. Mysts cybersex thing was funnier
What's that coming out of the mist? E-TALES!!!!!
not the best joke. Mysts cybersex thing was funnier
That's not a joke though... I think anyway. That did happen.
AMERICANS: We don't care, just divert your course
Conversation in October 95, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and the British Authorities.
BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degress to the South, to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Precommend you divert your course 15 degress to the North, to avoid a collision.
BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
AMERICANS: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln. The second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three dstroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degress North. That's 15 degress North, or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
BRITS: We are a lighthouse.
BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degress to the South, to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Precommend you divert your course 15 degress to the North, to avoid a collision.
BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
AMERICANS: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln. The second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three dstroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degress North. That's 15 degress North, or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
BRITS: We are a lighthouse.
That's a good joke, yet a sick joke. I'm still laughing though.
TWO "E"s DAMNIT!!!
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