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With the new series of 'Big Brother' set to start very soon the television companies have already begun to announce details of their ‘new wave’ of reality television.
Big Brother- Love shack.
Having got very bored with saying over and over again that "we don't want to actively encourage the contestants to 'get it on", Channel 4 have finally swallowed their pride and gone all out to produce a piece of television that the public really wants to see.
The contestants arrive at their new house to the sounds of cheesy 70's porn music blasting from the P.A. Smouldering josticks surround the room.
The new decor of the house consists of numerous Loveseats, two or three futons and through the whole length of the room there are pre greased poles for the joy of the men and the women. Any and all upholstery is either Tiger print or a tasteful Zebra. Also, all of the lights are fitted with red filters. Nice.
The 'Big Brother' voice will be provided by either Issaac Hayes or Barry White.
All tableware must be clear glass.
New rules include a strict ban on self-abuse, a minimum of clothing must be worn at all times and in a musical chairs type twist every time a housemate is evicted a single bed is taken away. Forcing the remaining housemates to share the remaining double beds. This is especially encouraged in the girls’ bedroom.
There will be separate male and female toilets so the girls can go two or three at a time and discuss who they will be 'getting off with' this week. The munter with the least snogs, gropes or anything more will be evicted that week.
Camera coverage of course will be completely uninhibited.
Every week the food budget allows free supplies of Chocolate, Strawberries, Oysters, and Ice cream. But no bowls or spoons are given in an attempt to encourage 'body eating'.
Challenges and games will include nightly games of truth or dare, strip poker, strip snap, strip tiddlywinks, pass the balloon and the odd game of 'how’s your father?'
Producers expect applicants to be mostly Lap Dancers, Strippers, or Politicians. A large number of applicants are expected from Essex.
Toyah Wilcox, Peter stringfellow and Gene Simmons, will provide celebrity commentry.
Survivor-Death Match.
Inspired by the critically acclaimed 'Battle Royale' contestants are dumped on a secret location and then the fun begins in a 'last man standing' format.
They are all placed at separate corners of the island and given a map to
two separate weapon storage areas. The nearest ones are not very well hidden but contain less fatal arms like spoons (because they are blunt and hurt more), slingshots and super soakers.
Those who are brave enough to go for the better hidden stash of weapons run the risk of being picked off by the already armed contestants. These hardcore items consist of Nun chucks, bows and arrows and really nasty sticks with nails sticking out of them.
Also, throughout the island are conveniently placed booby traps specially designed by celebrity consultant, 'Rambo'.
The weekly 'Tribal Council' will be replaced by a one-on-one fight to the death, between the two contestants who have acted most like a pansy through the week.
These are voted for by the public.
New presenters will be the team from Banzai.
Both new formats will force a new, very late night slot.
Big Brother- Love shack.
Having got very bored with saying over and over again that "we don't want to actively encourage the contestants to 'get it on", Channel 4 have finally swallowed their pride and gone all out to produce a piece of television that the public really wants to see.
The contestants arrive at their new house to the sounds of cheesy 70's porn music blasting from the P.A. Smouldering josticks surround the room.
The new decor of the house consists of numerous Loveseats, two or three futons and through the whole length of the room there are pre greased poles for the joy of the men and the women. Any and all upholstery is either Tiger print or a tasteful Zebra. Also, all of the lights are fitted with red filters. Nice.
The 'Big Brother' voice will be provided by either Issaac Hayes or Barry White.
All tableware must be clear glass.
New rules include a strict ban on self-abuse, a minimum of clothing must be worn at all times and in a musical chairs type twist every time a housemate is evicted a single bed is taken away. Forcing the remaining housemates to share the remaining double beds. This is especially encouraged in the girls’ bedroom.
There will be separate male and female toilets so the girls can go two or three at a time and discuss who they will be 'getting off with' this week. The munter with the least snogs, gropes or anything more will be evicted that week.
Camera coverage of course will be completely uninhibited.
Every week the food budget allows free supplies of Chocolate, Strawberries, Oysters, and Ice cream. But no bowls or spoons are given in an attempt to encourage 'body eating'.
Challenges and games will include nightly games of truth or dare, strip poker, strip snap, strip tiddlywinks, pass the balloon and the odd game of 'how’s your father?'
Producers expect applicants to be mostly Lap Dancers, Strippers, or Politicians. A large number of applicants are expected from Essex.
Toyah Wilcox, Peter stringfellow and Gene Simmons, will provide celebrity commentry.
Survivor-Death Match.
Inspired by the critically acclaimed 'Battle Royale' contestants are dumped on a secret location and then the fun begins in a 'last man standing' format.
They are all placed at separate corners of the island and given a map to
two separate weapon storage areas. The nearest ones are not very well hidden but contain less fatal arms like spoons (because they are blunt and hurt more), slingshots and super soakers.
Those who are brave enough to go for the better hidden stash of weapons run the risk of being picked off by the already armed contestants. These hardcore items consist of Nun chucks, bows and arrows and really nasty sticks with nails sticking out of them.
Also, throughout the island are conveniently placed booby traps specially designed by celebrity consultant, 'Rambo'.
The weekly 'Tribal Council' will be replaced by a one-on-one fight to the death, between the two contestants who have acted most like a pansy through the week.
These are voted for by the public.
New presenters will be the team from Banzai.
Both new formats will force a new, very late night slot.
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With the new series of 'Big Brother' set to start very soon the television companies have already begun to announce details of their ‘new wave’ of reality television.
Big Brother- Love shack.
Having got very bored with saying over and over again that "we don't want to actively encourage the contestants to 'get it on", Channel 4 have finally swallowed their pride and gone all out to produce a piece of television that the public really wants to see.
The contestants arrive at their new house to the sounds of cheesy 70's porn music blasting from the P.A. Smouldering josticks surround the room.
The new decor of the house consists of numerous Loveseats, two or three futons and through the whole length of the room there are pre greased poles for the joy of the men and the women. Any and all upholstery is either Tiger print or a tasteful Zebra. Also, all of the lights are fitted with red filters. Nice.
The 'Big Brother' voice will be provided by either Issaac Hayes or Barry White.
All tableware must be clear glass.
New rules include a strict ban on self-abuse, a minimum of clothing must be worn at all times and in a musical chairs type twist every time a housemate is evicted a single bed is taken away. Forcing the remaining housemates to share the remaining double beds. This is especially encouraged in the girls’ bedroom.
There will be separate male and female toilets so the girls can go two or three at a time and discuss who they will be 'getting off with' this week. The munter with the least snogs, gropes or anything more will be evicted that week.
Camera coverage of course will be completely uninhibited.
Every week the food budget allows free supplies of Chocolate, Strawberries, Oysters, and Ice cream. But no bowls or spoons are given in an attempt to encourage 'body eating'.
Challenges and games will include nightly games of truth or dare, strip poker, strip snap, strip tiddlywinks, pass the balloon and the odd game of 'how’s your father?'
Producers expect applicants to be mostly Lap Dancers, Strippers, or Politicians. A large number of applicants are expected from Essex.
Toyah Wilcox, Peter stringfellow and Gene Simmons, will provide celebrity commentry.
Survivor-Death Match.
Inspired by the critically acclaimed 'Battle Royale' contestants are dumped on a secret location and then the fun begins in a 'last man standing' format.
They are all placed at separate corners of the island and given a map to
two separate weapon storage areas. The nearest ones are not very well hidden but contain less fatal arms like spoons (because they are blunt and hurt more), slingshots and super soakers.
Those who are brave enough to go for the better hidden stash of weapons run the risk of being picked off by the already armed contestants. These hardcore items consist of Nun chucks, bows and arrows and really nasty sticks with nails sticking out of them.
Also, throughout the island are conveniently placed booby traps specially designed by celebrity consultant, 'Rambo'.
The weekly 'Tribal Council' will be replaced by a one-on-one fight to the death, between the two contestants who have acted most like a pansy through the week.
These are voted for by the public.
New presenters will be the team from Banzai.
Both new formats will force a new, very late night slot.
Big Brother- Love shack.
Having got very bored with saying over and over again that "we don't want to actively encourage the contestants to 'get it on", Channel 4 have finally swallowed their pride and gone all out to produce a piece of television that the public really wants to see.
The contestants arrive at their new house to the sounds of cheesy 70's porn music blasting from the P.A. Smouldering josticks surround the room.
The new decor of the house consists of numerous Loveseats, two or three futons and through the whole length of the room there are pre greased poles for the joy of the men and the women. Any and all upholstery is either Tiger print or a tasteful Zebra. Also, all of the lights are fitted with red filters. Nice.
The 'Big Brother' voice will be provided by either Issaac Hayes or Barry White.
All tableware must be clear glass.
New rules include a strict ban on self-abuse, a minimum of clothing must be worn at all times and in a musical chairs type twist every time a housemate is evicted a single bed is taken away. Forcing the remaining housemates to share the remaining double beds. This is especially encouraged in the girls’ bedroom.
There will be separate male and female toilets so the girls can go two or three at a time and discuss who they will be 'getting off with' this week. The munter with the least snogs, gropes or anything more will be evicted that week.
Camera coverage of course will be completely uninhibited.
Every week the food budget allows free supplies of Chocolate, Strawberries, Oysters, and Ice cream. But no bowls or spoons are given in an attempt to encourage 'body eating'.
Challenges and games will include nightly games of truth or dare, strip poker, strip snap, strip tiddlywinks, pass the balloon and the odd game of 'how’s your father?'
Producers expect applicants to be mostly Lap Dancers, Strippers, or Politicians. A large number of applicants are expected from Essex.
Toyah Wilcox, Peter stringfellow and Gene Simmons, will provide celebrity commentry.
Survivor-Death Match.
Inspired by the critically acclaimed 'Battle Royale' contestants are dumped on a secret location and then the fun begins in a 'last man standing' format.
They are all placed at separate corners of the island and given a map to
two separate weapon storage areas. The nearest ones are not very well hidden but contain less fatal arms like spoons (because they are blunt and hurt more), slingshots and super soakers.
Those who are brave enough to go for the better hidden stash of weapons run the risk of being picked off by the already armed contestants. These hardcore items consist of Nun chucks, bows and arrows and really nasty sticks with nails sticking out of them.
Also, throughout the island are conveniently placed booby traps specially designed by celebrity consultant, 'Rambo'.
The weekly 'Tribal Council' will be replaced by a one-on-one fight to the death, between the two contestants who have acted most like a pansy through the week.
These are voted for by the public.
New presenters will be the team from Banzai.
Both new formats will force a new, very late night slot.