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"Sheep Found Asleep At Wheel"

Police were called in late last night to a car that had been drifting along a stretch of the A1 near Birmingham. To the officers surprise, lying in the car, the driver was a sheep. The sheep had obviously fell asleep at the wheel, and had swerved off the road. As the police officer went to check to see if the sheep was ok, the sheep bolted and in a flash, drove off. The police officer was now clearly shaken and ran back to his car. So began a great chase down the A1. After about 30 miles, again the car swerved off the road. The sheep was asleep again, but this time the police officer handcuffed the sheep and took it in for questioning. Surprisingly, all he could get was "maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". The police officer wrote his report of the matter, and when filling in the sheeps profile, he put:
This animal is clearly maaaaaaaaaad.

Surely you mean asheep at the wheel?

Sorry. That was baaaaaaaaaaad.

Hehe, very good.

Hey, doublezero, did you change the font for your name yourself?

Welcome to SR. Is this your first post. Oh well, look on the bright side... they can only get better! :)

Police were called in late last night to a car that had been drifting along a stretch of the A1 near Birmingham. To the officers surprise, lying in the car, the driver was a sheep. The sheep had obviously fell asleep at the wheel, and had swerved off the road. As the police officer went to check to see if the sheep was ok, the sheep bolted and in a flash, drove off. The police officer was now clearly shaken and ran back to his car. So began a great chase down the A1. After about 30 miles, again the car swerved off the road. The sheep was asleep again, but this time the police officer handcuffed the sheep and took it in for questioning. Surprisingly, all he could get was "maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". The police officer wrote his report of the matter, and when filling in the sheeps profile, he put:
This animal is clearly maaaaaaaaaad.