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This woman has 3 children, and the eldest walks up to her, and asks,
Mum, why did you call me Rose?
Mum replies, Well, when you were born, we dropped a petal on your head.
Child walks off satisfyed.
The next child comes up to her later and asks,
Mum, why did you call me Flower?
Mum replies, When you were a baby, we dropped a rose on your head.
The third child, badly disabled, comes up to the mother and just mumbles and groans, barely audible. The mum shouts at her.
SHUT UP TREE!!!!
(Don't ban me....please? It was meant in good humour!)
Mum, why did you call me Rose?
Mum replies, Well, when you were born, we dropped a petal on your head.
Child walks off satisfyed.
The next child comes up to her later and asks,
Mum, why did you call me Flower?
Mum replies, When you were a baby, we dropped a rose on your head.
The third child, badly disabled, comes up to the mother and just mumbles and groans, barely audible. The mum shouts at her.
SHUT UP TREE!!!!
(Don't ban me....please? It was meant in good humour!)
LOL :-D
Lawless Fever wrote:
> This may question my sanity, but I can safely say that I don't have a
> clue what that joke means. It IS the most unfunny joke ever, because
> there's no humour there at all! Very weird joke...
>
> SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IT BLOODY MEANS!!!
It's people like you who are responsible for everyone thinking Newbies are thick idiots with nothing decent to say!
> This may question my sanity, but I can safely say that I don't have a
> clue what that joke means. It IS the most unfunny joke ever, because
> there's no humour there at all! Very weird joke...
>
> SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IT BLOODY MEANS!!!
It's people like you who are responsible for everyone thinking Newbies are thick idiots with nothing decent to say!
You're right. It was unfunny.
It's funny in one of those "oh God, how can I be laughing at such a thing?" ways
I think it means the badly disabled child had a tree dropped on its head when it was born, and thats why its disabled.
I was told it by someone on these forums.
Who could it be? Hmm? WAS IT YOUUU????
Who could it be? Hmm? WAS IT YOUUU????
But executed in bad taste...
This woman has 3 children, and the eldest walks up to her, and asks,
Mum, why did you call me Rose?
Mum replies, Well, when you were born, we dropped a petal on your head.
Child walks off satisfyed.
The next child comes up to her later and asks,
Mum, why did you call me Flower?
Mum replies, When you were a baby, we dropped a rose on your head.
The third child, badly disabled, comes up to the mother and just mumbles and groans, barely audible. The mum shouts at her.
SHUT UP TREE!!!!
(Don't ban me....please? It was meant in good humour!)
Mum, why did you call me Rose?
Mum replies, Well, when you were born, we dropped a petal on your head.
Child walks off satisfyed.
The next child comes up to her later and asks,
Mum, why did you call me Flower?
Mum replies, When you were a baby, we dropped a rose on your head.
The third child, badly disabled, comes up to the mother and just mumbles and groans, barely audible. The mum shouts at her.
SHUT UP TREE!!!!
(Don't ban me....please? It was meant in good humour!)