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"Don't forget to bring a towel."

On Thursday I saw a South Park episode, which included a talking towel that enjoys smoking drugs and giving people towel advice. Whenever somebody mentioned anything about water, Towelie (the towel's name) always came up and said 'Don't forget to bring a towel.'
This really caught my eye. It occurred to me that an especially absorbent towel is needed to dry yourself; otherwise you may catch a cold or pneumonia. If you brought an absorbent towel to a swimming pool, you would not catch a cold. Also, it would not leave puddles of water on the floor for people to slip on. Even if you go to sports practice, bring a towel incase you get sweaty, the sweat soaks into your skin and you need to let out bodyily fluids for hours on end. But when you dry yourself, do not give your towel drugs or it will forget to dry you properly and you will catch the flu. It will also muck about on your phone, trying to play ‘Take Me To Funky-town’ with the ringtones.
Please, follow Towelie’s advice and whatever you do…

DON’T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!!!

Thank you for reading.

that gamesphere was pants :-D

did anyone see the episode a week before? with mr makay and miss chokesondicks gettin it on? - that was gross man.

It was a good episode.

Do you think that the 'Okana game sphere' was across between an X-Box and a game cube?

I prefered the episode before that, about sex education.

'so children what positions have we learnt about today?'

'Missionary?'

'Yes, very good'

'Piledriver?'

'wrap around ar*e grab?'

The list went on.

Very funny.

:^)

Your towel may keep on asking you to get high (this has already affected monkey_man and Dr Giblets).

If the problem persists, put on Popeye the Sailor Man music and your towel will calm down.

monkey_man wrote:
> "Wanna get hiiiiiiigh?"

If you give me a tenner i'll be very happy to.

"Wanna get hiiiiiiigh?"

On Thursday I saw a South Park episode, which included a talking towel that enjoys smoking drugs and giving people towel advice. Whenever somebody mentioned anything about water, Towelie (the towel's name) always came up and said 'Don't forget to bring a towel.'
This really caught my eye. It occurred to me that an especially absorbent towel is needed to dry yourself; otherwise you may catch a cold or pneumonia. If you brought an absorbent towel to a swimming pool, you would not catch a cold. Also, it would not leave puddles of water on the floor for people to slip on. Even if you go to sports practice, bring a towel incase you get sweaty, the sweat soaks into your skin and you need to let out bodyily fluids for hours on end. But when you dry yourself, do not give your towel drugs or it will forget to dry you properly and you will catch the flu. It will also muck about on your phone, trying to play ‘Take Me To Funky-town’ with the ringtones.
Please, follow Towelie’s advice and whatever you do…

DON’T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!!!

Thank you for reading.