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Hawk is in his dressing room shining up his belt when suddenly Kid Rock, The Rat and Mouldy Cheese all burst in and start beating the living daylights out of Hawk! Hawk tries to shrug them off one by one, he does and Hawk runs out of his dressing room only to be met by a Steel Chair! Who was it that hit Hawk? It's T-Devil! He quickly makes the cover 1, 2, 3! T Devil is the new HardCAW champion…. But no wait a minute The Rat is back out of Hawk's dressing room and nails a DDT onto the hard Concrete floor! Cover 1…2…3 now The Rat has become the new HardCAW Champion!
The Rat runs off and jumps into a waiting limo, which Psychiatrist is driving! Hes out of the building with the HardCAW Championship!
2 Days Later…
The Rat: "Im here today to show you little kiddies that Wrestling is a sport that should not be copied…." SMACK! Hawk just came into the school where The Rat is doing a speech and just smacked him with a Steel Chair! The Kids run away as Hawk shoves The Rat out of the window! Luckily it's not far down and The Rat is ok. Cover 1…2…3! And the new HardCAW Champion is Hawk!
The Hawk runs across town and jumps into a cab. But look who is driving! Its Reaver! Hawk jumps out of the cab and gets into another cab. Luckily it’s a normal civilian driver. He takes him to his mansion. "Hi Hawk" Its Grandprix! He begins pummeling Hawk as soon as he gets out of his cab. FINISH LINE! Woah! 1…2…3 New HardCAW Champion!
"Get your foot down!" Screams Grandprix as a load of CAW superstars start wrecking the expensive Ferrari! Lucky for both of them they both get away and back into the building that is SRW Arena! Grandprix runs into his dressing room and locks the door and turns round "Phew…Oh $hit" It's The Cong Man with a Barbed Wire 2 by 4. Grandprix tries to get out of the door but its locked as he already locked it! SMACK! Blood everywhere and a new HardCAW Champion in-between it as after Cong Man hit Grandprix with the Barbed Wire 2 by 4 he covered him and got the 1, 2, and 3!
Cong looks as though he has a plan to keep this title! Wait a minute…No he hasn't as he scratches his head and eats a banana. Suddenly RkS barges through the door and hits his finisher on Cong who wasn't suspecting it and that’s the 1…2…3 for RkS.
RkS rushes to the Car Park but is met by Hawk who is seemingly back from Town. Hawk smacks RkS's head on the Car Bonnet and then hits the Hawk Screwdriver on top of it! Bloody Hell that was one heck of an impact and it looks as though RkS may have a broken neck. Cover by Hawk 1, 2, and 3 Hawk gets the Title and runs like hell into a Truck and drives out of the arena like a mad man!
Thanks for Reading.
Scott
Note: I though I would do this as I only had a Promo to write this week so I had some spare time to do this.
The Rat runs off and jumps into a waiting limo, which Psychiatrist is driving! Hes out of the building with the HardCAW Championship!
2 Days Later…
The Rat: "Im here today to show you little kiddies that Wrestling is a sport that should not be copied…." SMACK! Hawk just came into the school where The Rat is doing a speech and just smacked him with a Steel Chair! The Kids run away as Hawk shoves The Rat out of the window! Luckily it's not far down and The Rat is ok. Cover 1…2…3! And the new HardCAW Champion is Hawk!
The Hawk runs across town and jumps into a cab. But look who is driving! Its Reaver! Hawk jumps out of the cab and gets into another cab. Luckily it’s a normal civilian driver. He takes him to his mansion. "Hi Hawk" Its Grandprix! He begins pummeling Hawk as soon as he gets out of his cab. FINISH LINE! Woah! 1…2…3 New HardCAW Champion!
"Get your foot down!" Screams Grandprix as a load of CAW superstars start wrecking the expensive Ferrari! Lucky for both of them they both get away and back into the building that is SRW Arena! Grandprix runs into his dressing room and locks the door and turns round "Phew…Oh $hit" It's The Cong Man with a Barbed Wire 2 by 4. Grandprix tries to get out of the door but its locked as he already locked it! SMACK! Blood everywhere and a new HardCAW Champion in-between it as after Cong Man hit Grandprix with the Barbed Wire 2 by 4 he covered him and got the 1, 2, and 3!
Cong looks as though he has a plan to keep this title! Wait a minute…No he hasn't as he scratches his head and eats a banana. Suddenly RkS barges through the door and hits his finisher on Cong who wasn't suspecting it and that’s the 1…2…3 for RkS.
RkS rushes to the Car Park but is met by Hawk who is seemingly back from Town. Hawk smacks RkS's head on the Car Bonnet and then hits the Hawk Screwdriver on top of it! Bloody Hell that was one heck of an impact and it looks as though RkS may have a broken neck. Cover by Hawk 1, 2, and 3 Hawk gets the Title and runs like hell into a Truck and drives out of the arena like a mad man!
Thanks for Reading.
Scott
Note: I though I would do this as I only had a Promo to write this week so I had some spare time to do this.
Excellent stuff!
Very funny and lots of action.
AND I won.
:D
Very funny and lots of action.
AND I won.
:D
Grandprix wrote:
> Hmmmm, Psychiatrist helping The Rat...
Looks like we've got a new member of the System Fighters. What do you say Allardini?
> Hmmmm, Psychiatrist helping The Rat...
Looks like we've got a new member of the System Fighters. What do you say Allardini?
LOL! Sorry, I just found a lot of that very funny. :D
*opens the Championship Records* I'll be needing these...
And Hawk (AJ) escapes again! But I tell you what, the CAW Division is really heating up and there'll be no shortage of grudge matches next week, including a 6 man tag where Jetster, Cheese and STD team up as The Elements to take on Da Animalz and Dead Wonder!
*opens the Championship Records* I'll be needing these...
And Hawk (AJ) escapes again! But I tell you what, the CAW Division is really heating up and there'll be no shortage of grudge matches next week, including a 6 man tag where Jetster, Cheese and STD team up as The Elements to take on Da Animalz and Dead Wonder!
Hmmmm, Psychiatrist helping The Rat...
Hawk is in his dressing room shining up his belt when suddenly Kid Rock, The Rat and Mouldy Cheese all burst in and start beating the living daylights out of Hawk! Hawk tries to shrug them off one by one, he does and Hawk runs out of his dressing room only to be met by a Steel Chair! Who was it that hit Hawk? It's T-Devil! He quickly makes the cover 1, 2, 3! T Devil is the new HardCAW champion…. But no wait a minute The Rat is back out of Hawk's dressing room and nails a DDT onto the hard Concrete floor! Cover 1…2…3 now The Rat has become the new HardCAW Champion!
The Rat runs off and jumps into a waiting limo, which Psychiatrist is driving! Hes out of the building with the HardCAW Championship!
2 Days Later…
The Rat: "Im here today to show you little kiddies that Wrestling is a sport that should not be copied…." SMACK! Hawk just came into the school where The Rat is doing a speech and just smacked him with a Steel Chair! The Kids run away as Hawk shoves The Rat out of the window! Luckily it's not far down and The Rat is ok. Cover 1…2…3! And the new HardCAW Champion is Hawk!
The Hawk runs across town and jumps into a cab. But look who is driving! Its Reaver! Hawk jumps out of the cab and gets into another cab. Luckily it’s a normal civilian driver. He takes him to his mansion. "Hi Hawk" Its Grandprix! He begins pummeling Hawk as soon as he gets out of his cab. FINISH LINE! Woah! 1…2…3 New HardCAW Champion!
"Get your foot down!" Screams Grandprix as a load of CAW superstars start wrecking the expensive Ferrari! Lucky for both of them they both get away and back into the building that is SRW Arena! Grandprix runs into his dressing room and locks the door and turns round "Phew…Oh $hit" It's The Cong Man with a Barbed Wire 2 by 4. Grandprix tries to get out of the door but its locked as he already locked it! SMACK! Blood everywhere and a new HardCAW Champion in-between it as after Cong Man hit Grandprix with the Barbed Wire 2 by 4 he covered him and got the 1, 2, and 3!
Cong looks as though he has a plan to keep this title! Wait a minute…No he hasn't as he scratches his head and eats a banana. Suddenly RkS barges through the door and hits his finisher on Cong who wasn't suspecting it and that’s the 1…2…3 for RkS.
RkS rushes to the Car Park but is met by Hawk who is seemingly back from Town. Hawk smacks RkS's head on the Car Bonnet and then hits the Hawk Screwdriver on top of it! Bloody Hell that was one heck of an impact and it looks as though RkS may have a broken neck. Cover by Hawk 1, 2, and 3 Hawk gets the Title and runs like hell into a Truck and drives out of the arena like a mad man!
Thanks for Reading.
Scott
Note: I though I would do this as I only had a Promo to write this week so I had some spare time to do this.
The Rat runs off and jumps into a waiting limo, which Psychiatrist is driving! Hes out of the building with the HardCAW Championship!
2 Days Later…
The Rat: "Im here today to show you little kiddies that Wrestling is a sport that should not be copied…." SMACK! Hawk just came into the school where The Rat is doing a speech and just smacked him with a Steel Chair! The Kids run away as Hawk shoves The Rat out of the window! Luckily it's not far down and The Rat is ok. Cover 1…2…3! And the new HardCAW Champion is Hawk!
The Hawk runs across town and jumps into a cab. But look who is driving! Its Reaver! Hawk jumps out of the cab and gets into another cab. Luckily it’s a normal civilian driver. He takes him to his mansion. "Hi Hawk" Its Grandprix! He begins pummeling Hawk as soon as he gets out of his cab. FINISH LINE! Woah! 1…2…3 New HardCAW Champion!
"Get your foot down!" Screams Grandprix as a load of CAW superstars start wrecking the expensive Ferrari! Lucky for both of them they both get away and back into the building that is SRW Arena! Grandprix runs into his dressing room and locks the door and turns round "Phew…Oh $hit" It's The Cong Man with a Barbed Wire 2 by 4. Grandprix tries to get out of the door but its locked as he already locked it! SMACK! Blood everywhere and a new HardCAW Champion in-between it as after Cong Man hit Grandprix with the Barbed Wire 2 by 4 he covered him and got the 1, 2, and 3!
Cong looks as though he has a plan to keep this title! Wait a minute…No he hasn't as he scratches his head and eats a banana. Suddenly RkS barges through the door and hits his finisher on Cong who wasn't suspecting it and that’s the 1…2…3 for RkS.
RkS rushes to the Car Park but is met by Hawk who is seemingly back from Town. Hawk smacks RkS's head on the Car Bonnet and then hits the Hawk Screwdriver on top of it! Bloody Hell that was one heck of an impact and it looks as though RkS may have a broken neck. Cover by Hawk 1, 2, and 3 Hawk gets the Title and runs like hell into a Truck and drives out of the arena like a mad man!
Thanks for Reading.
Scott
Note: I though I would do this as I only had a Promo to write this week so I had some spare time to do this.