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It has come to my attention that are super hero(just befor he left this morning) ate too many weetabix and is now in hospital. It has been reported that he is in a stable condtion and that his face with return to normal very shortly. If any one has any ideas why max would down this many weatabix in one go would they please come forward. MAX PAYNE UPDATE : Max Payne has come out of his coma and it attepting to walk around the ward.His face is still screwed up though and all weatabix has been taken off the hospital menu.Stay tuned for more infomation on Max's progress.
Blue-Fuzzy-Tiger wrote:
> If you wanna hear what constipation really sounds like, listen to the
> last bit of the Tomorrow song from the Bugsy Malone film.
>
> The guy sounds like a constipated wolf falling off a cliff on full
> moon!
*Breaks into Song*
Tomorroooooow! Tomorrow never commmmmes!
*Coughs*
Sorry.
> If you wanna hear what constipation really sounds like, listen to the
> last bit of the Tomorrow song from the Bugsy Malone film.
>
> The guy sounds like a constipated wolf falling off a cliff on full
> moon!
*Breaks into Song*
Tomorroooooow! Tomorrow never commmmmes!
*Coughs*
Sorry.
It has come to my attention that are super hero(just befor he left this morning) ate too many weetabix and is now in hospital. It has been reported that he is in a stable condtion and that his face with return to normal very shortly. If any one has any ideas why max would down this many weatabix in one go would they please come forward. MAX PAYNE UPDATE : Max Payne has come out of his coma and it attepting to walk around the ward.His face is still screwed up though and all weatabix has been taken off the hospital menu.Stay tuned for more infomation on Max's progress.