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"If you could be in a game....."

.....what would it be?

What game would you have liked to have been the main character? Would it be Metal Gear Solid, sneaking around picking off enemies before they even know that your there, or would you like to put on some red overalls and dive down pipes?

What game would you like to be in?

( . )Juicy Melons( . ) wrote:
I've always wondered what it would be like to decapitate someone so that
> would be my choice

Goddamn it those guards at the Mental hospital have let him out again.

I'd like to be in Shenmue for the simple reason that it would rule, oh and i'd get to bone some of the girls that Ryo stupidly turns down in the game.

Resident Evil!

Shenmue.

I think Dynasty Warriors 3 would be such a good game to be in. I've always wondered what it would be like to decapitate someone so that would be my choice.

Mine would have to be Sonic. Cos he rules and it's such a fun game.

Rogue leader, killing ties kicks butt, being a jedi kicks butt.

Disclaimer: I was not under the influence of Magic Mushrooms when I typed that, just merely on back up systems whilst tired lol

Lol Edgy, if a post inside a thread was to win a GAD, this would surely be it ;)

If I could be in a game, I'd be in Super Mario World, though not as Mario himself, I'd be me, though I'd look out of place, but how often do you see people in dungarees getting attacked by plants that grow out of massive green pipes?

Here are my reasons why...

First of all I'd be able to get rid of anyone I don't like by jumping on their heads, thus flipping them out the 'screen'. Take this for example: You're sitting on ya pipe (not in the way you're thinking) smoking some fire-flower, and along comes some guy wanting to stir some trouble. So ou stand up to face him and he pulls splits into three American Football playing turtles. Obviously you're outnumbered by all the turtles except Donatello who's out buying Fudge and Anchovie Pizza, so what can you do? Well obviously you make sure you can jump high enough and land on their heads a few times knocking them out! No broken bones, no blood spilt, just a clean kill!

Then one day, you're getting high off your magic mushrooms (blame Nintendo!) and a big, massive catapillar desides he wants to give you some trouble. So what do you do? The effects of the mushroom makes you feel high, but that's because you've doubled your height, so you jump again and land on the catapillar's head, knocking him out!

Oh no the electrics have gone again! I've got some candles, but no matches, I'll use a fire-flower! I wont use it to light the candles mind, but to burn the guys at the power plant who couldn't keep it going! That'll teach them for cutting the power!

Now what? You ain't got the toll money for the Severn Crossing? Ah well, if the fire-flower don't work, I'll just put on my makeup, stick my y-fronts on the outside of me trousers, remove my fake breast implants and put on me yellow cape! Now I'm superman and with a run and jump I can fly right over the bridge without a soul knowing I dodged the toll booths!

Then, at the end of the day, I can come home to see my beautiful princess is lying in bed, waiting to seduce me as a reward for a hard days work. Doing nothing all day isn't the easiest of jobs you know! Ah well, atleast my princess understands...

So thats the game I'd like to be in...and why....and if you think that was utterly crazy, then answer me this: Why is it Nintendo promotes the use of Magic Mushrooms in their kiddie games?

I dunno, Devil May Cry probably......