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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away......
It's ten years after the blockade of Naboo and the events of Episode I. Padmé Amidala is no longer Queen of her people, but now a senator and one of the key figures in a bid to oppose the creation of an army for the Republic. The clear need for such an army is mounting, because a growing separatist movement of thousands of star systems is threatening to plunge the galaxy into civil war - a threat the limited number of Jedi seem helpless to counteract.
Despite the rumblings of discontent in the galaxy, it was just another ordinary day on Tatooine. Our heroes Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi & annoying alien Jar Jar Binks were enjoying their day off and sitting in the Mos Eisely cantina with all the other scum and villainy, enjoying the friendly atmosphere.
Jar Jar was eating a Womp Rat sandwich and talking in his usual hilarious gibbering manner, Obi-Wan was stroking his ginger beard whilst mumbling loads of mystical nonsense & mumbo-jumbo and Anakin was throwing a stroppy tantrum because he needed to go to the toilet.
Anakin went up to the burly barman and wanted to order some food. The barman ushered him over to the side and showed him an interesting cake/bread delicacy from a distant over-polluted planet named Earth.
It was called a scone, and was to be eaten with Snozzberry Jam & cream made from a Hoth Wampa’s milk. Although Anakin’s Force powers sensed something evil lurking in its tasty innards such as fat & flavourings, he decided to eat the cake anyway.
Cool dude Jedi Mace Windu then came bounding in, opened up his ‘bad mutha #@?$*£’ wallet and treated everyone to a round of galactic ale, before turning to Anakin and asking him for a bite of the tasty looking scone.
Having tried the small cake, Mace declared it to be the most scrumptious thing he’d ever tasted, and insisted that they make some more.
The guys left the cantina and met up with camp robotic double act C3-PO and R2-D2, who were waiting outside of the cantina as their kind weren’t served in there. Obi-Wan asked C3-PO if he knew the ingredients and recipe for scones, and being a protocol droid, he had millions of recipes for all kinds of food, ranging from Ewok burgers to poached Dewback in a mustard and space dill sauce. Having got the information they needed, the gang left for wherever it is they live.
After a few weeks of baking delicious scones, the Jedi’s had introduced the scone into the consciousness of the galaxy. They’d achieved so much success that they decided to start up their own business, making and selling scones and other yummy cake treats. They even started a scone delivery service.
Foods sold included: Mace’s Macaroons, Ben Kenobi’s Mystical Bourbons, Jar-Jars Jammy Dodgers, C3-PO’s Camp Custard Creams and Old Mama Jedi’s Midiclorian Delights – scones filled with vitamins, minerals and midiclorians, everything a growing Jedi needs.
The droids even secretly tried the treats, but they got crumbs in their circuitry, causing them to malfunction slightly and act in an even more hammy way and C3-PO even started to talk more like Kenneth Williams.
It was all going so well for the Jeid’s, with the entire galaxy enjoying the delicious scones, until one day Padmé narrowly escapes an attempt on her life designed to keep her from casting a vote against the creation of the Republic army in the Senate. An assassin attempted to poison her with an evil scone. Shortly thereafter, Chancellor Palpatine convinces the Jedi Council to assign Obi-Wan and Anakin to protect her, and to be aware of duff scones. The assassins make a second attempt to kill Padmé with yet another poison scone, but thanks to the Jedi, the attempt fails and instead results in a frantic chase through the streets of Coruscant. When the dust settles, Anakin is ordered to take the young senator back to Naboo to keep her in hiding, while Obi-Wan follows the trail of scone crumbs back to her would-be assassins. The clues soon lead Kenobi to a distant planet, where a massive scone army is being secretly created by Count Dooku to an evil Sith recipe, to compete with the Jedi’s own scone business. They had developed Darkside Doughnuts and Sithlord Scones, evil treats that would brainwash anyone who eats them and turn them to the darkside, enabling the Sith to rule the galaxy with an army of scone warriors.
Young Anakin is inevitably turned down the path to the Dark Side of the Force by being stuffed with rival tasty cake treats, as he couldn’t refuse the temptation of the yummy scones and ate tainted cakes. He turns into an angry young man, refusing to go to bed at bedtime.
The Scone Wars begin as the Jedi’s scone business goes head to head with the evil Sith scone business. The contest will be hard fought, with many underhand and dirty tricks being played in an attempt to win the war and gain control of the galaxies taste buds.
It's ten years after the blockade of Naboo and the events of Episode I. Padmé Amidala is no longer Queen of her people, but now a senator and one of the key figures in a bid to oppose the creation of an army for the Republic. The clear need for such an army is mounting, because a growing separatist movement of thousands of star systems is threatening to plunge the galaxy into civil war - a threat the limited number of Jedi seem helpless to counteract.
Despite the rumblings of discontent in the galaxy, it was just another ordinary day on Tatooine. Our heroes Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi & annoying alien Jar Jar Binks were enjoying their day off and sitting in the Mos Eisely cantina with all the other scum and villainy, enjoying the friendly atmosphere.
Jar Jar was eating a Womp Rat sandwich and talking in his usual hilarious gibbering manner, Obi-Wan was stroking his ginger beard whilst mumbling loads of mystical nonsense & mumbo-jumbo and Anakin was throwing a stroppy tantrum because he needed to go to the toilet.
Anakin went up to the burly barman and wanted to order some food. The barman ushered him over to the side and showed him an interesting cake/bread delicacy from a distant over-polluted planet named Earth.
It was called a scone, and was to be eaten with Snozzberry Jam & cream made from a Hoth Wampa’s milk. Although Anakin’s Force powers sensed something evil lurking in its tasty innards such as fat & flavourings, he decided to eat the cake anyway.
Cool dude Jedi Mace Windu then came bounding in, opened up his ‘bad mutha #@?$*£’ wallet and treated everyone to a round of galactic ale, before turning to Anakin and asking him for a bite of the tasty looking scone.
Having tried the small cake, Mace declared it to be the most scrumptious thing he’d ever tasted, and insisted that they make some more.
The guys left the cantina and met up with camp robotic double act C3-PO and R2-D2, who were waiting outside of the cantina as their kind weren’t served in there. Obi-Wan asked C3-PO if he knew the ingredients and recipe for scones, and being a protocol droid, he had millions of recipes for all kinds of food, ranging from Ewok burgers to poached Dewback in a mustard and space dill sauce. Having got the information they needed, the gang left for wherever it is they live.
After a few weeks of baking delicious scones, the Jedi’s had introduced the scone into the consciousness of the galaxy. They’d achieved so much success that they decided to start up their own business, making and selling scones and other yummy cake treats. They even started a scone delivery service.
Foods sold included: Mace’s Macaroons, Ben Kenobi’s Mystical Bourbons, Jar-Jars Jammy Dodgers, C3-PO’s Camp Custard Creams and Old Mama Jedi’s Midiclorian Delights – scones filled with vitamins, minerals and midiclorians, everything a growing Jedi needs.
The droids even secretly tried the treats, but they got crumbs in their circuitry, causing them to malfunction slightly and act in an even more hammy way and C3-PO even started to talk more like Kenneth Williams.
It was all going so well for the Jeid’s, with the entire galaxy enjoying the delicious scones, until one day Padmé narrowly escapes an attempt on her life designed to keep her from casting a vote against the creation of the Republic army in the Senate. An assassin attempted to poison her with an evil scone. Shortly thereafter, Chancellor Palpatine convinces the Jedi Council to assign Obi-Wan and Anakin to protect her, and to be aware of duff scones. The assassins make a second attempt to kill Padmé with yet another poison scone, but thanks to the Jedi, the attempt fails and instead results in a frantic chase through the streets of Coruscant. When the dust settles, Anakin is ordered to take the young senator back to Naboo to keep her in hiding, while Obi-Wan follows the trail of scone crumbs back to her would-be assassins. The clues soon lead Kenobi to a distant planet, where a massive scone army is being secretly created by Count Dooku to an evil Sith recipe, to compete with the Jedi’s own scone business. They had developed Darkside Doughnuts and Sithlord Scones, evil treats that would brainwash anyone who eats them and turn them to the darkside, enabling the Sith to rule the galaxy with an army of scone warriors.
Young Anakin is inevitably turned down the path to the Dark Side of the Force by being stuffed with rival tasty cake treats, as he couldn’t refuse the temptation of the yummy scones and ate tainted cakes. He turns into an angry young man, refusing to go to bed at bedtime.
The Scone Wars begin as the Jedi’s scone business goes head to head with the evil Sith scone business. The contest will be hard fought, with many underhand and dirty tricks being played in an attempt to win the war and gain control of the galaxies taste buds.
RM18 wrote:
> lol, good stuff, shame no-one had read it...
Thanks, I actually thought that this topic might have somehow been invisible :)
> lol, good stuff, shame no-one had read it...
Thanks, I actually thought that this topic might have somehow been invisible :)
lol, good stuff, shame no-one had read it...
:D
:D
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away......
It's ten years after the blockade of Naboo and the events of Episode I. Padmé Amidala is no longer Queen of her people, but now a senator and one of the key figures in a bid to oppose the creation of an army for the Republic. The clear need for such an army is mounting, because a growing separatist movement of thousands of star systems is threatening to plunge the galaxy into civil war - a threat the limited number of Jedi seem helpless to counteract.
Despite the rumblings of discontent in the galaxy, it was just another ordinary day on Tatooine. Our heroes Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi & annoying alien Jar Jar Binks were enjoying their day off and sitting in the Mos Eisely cantina with all the other scum and villainy, enjoying the friendly atmosphere.
Jar Jar was eating a Womp Rat sandwich and talking in his usual hilarious gibbering manner, Obi-Wan was stroking his ginger beard whilst mumbling loads of mystical nonsense & mumbo-jumbo and Anakin was throwing a stroppy tantrum because he needed to go to the toilet.
Anakin went up to the burly barman and wanted to order some food. The barman ushered him over to the side and showed him an interesting cake/bread delicacy from a distant over-polluted planet named Earth.
It was called a scone, and was to be eaten with Snozzberry Jam & cream made from a Hoth Wampa’s milk. Although Anakin’s Force powers sensed something evil lurking in its tasty innards such as fat & flavourings, he decided to eat the cake anyway.
Cool dude Jedi Mace Windu then came bounding in, opened up his ‘bad mutha #@?$*£’ wallet and treated everyone to a round of galactic ale, before turning to Anakin and asking him for a bite of the tasty looking scone.
Having tried the small cake, Mace declared it to be the most scrumptious thing he’d ever tasted, and insisted that they make some more.
The guys left the cantina and met up with camp robotic double act C3-PO and R2-D2, who were waiting outside of the cantina as their kind weren’t served in there. Obi-Wan asked C3-PO if he knew the ingredients and recipe for scones, and being a protocol droid, he had millions of recipes for all kinds of food, ranging from Ewok burgers to poached Dewback in a mustard and space dill sauce. Having got the information they needed, the gang left for wherever it is they live.
After a few weeks of baking delicious scones, the Jedi’s had introduced the scone into the consciousness of the galaxy. They’d achieved so much success that they decided to start up their own business, making and selling scones and other yummy cake treats. They even started a scone delivery service.
Foods sold included: Mace’s Macaroons, Ben Kenobi’s Mystical Bourbons, Jar-Jars Jammy Dodgers, C3-PO’s Camp Custard Creams and Old Mama Jedi’s Midiclorian Delights – scones filled with vitamins, minerals and midiclorians, everything a growing Jedi needs.
The droids even secretly tried the treats, but they got crumbs in their circuitry, causing them to malfunction slightly and act in an even more hammy way and C3-PO even started to talk more like Kenneth Williams.
It was all going so well for the Jeid’s, with the entire galaxy enjoying the delicious scones, until one day Padmé narrowly escapes an attempt on her life designed to keep her from casting a vote against the creation of the Republic army in the Senate. An assassin attempted to poison her with an evil scone. Shortly thereafter, Chancellor Palpatine convinces the Jedi Council to assign Obi-Wan and Anakin to protect her, and to be aware of duff scones. The assassins make a second attempt to kill Padmé with yet another poison scone, but thanks to the Jedi, the attempt fails and instead results in a frantic chase through the streets of Coruscant. When the dust settles, Anakin is ordered to take the young senator back to Naboo to keep her in hiding, while Obi-Wan follows the trail of scone crumbs back to her would-be assassins. The clues soon lead Kenobi to a distant planet, where a massive scone army is being secretly created by Count Dooku to an evil Sith recipe, to compete with the Jedi’s own scone business. They had developed Darkside Doughnuts and Sithlord Scones, evil treats that would brainwash anyone who eats them and turn them to the darkside, enabling the Sith to rule the galaxy with an army of scone warriors.
Young Anakin is inevitably turned down the path to the Dark Side of the Force by being stuffed with rival tasty cake treats, as he couldn’t refuse the temptation of the yummy scones and ate tainted cakes. He turns into an angry young man, refusing to go to bed at bedtime.
The Scone Wars begin as the Jedi’s scone business goes head to head with the evil Sith scone business. The contest will be hard fought, with many underhand and dirty tricks being played in an attempt to win the war and gain control of the galaxies taste buds.
It's ten years after the blockade of Naboo and the events of Episode I. Padmé Amidala is no longer Queen of her people, but now a senator and one of the key figures in a bid to oppose the creation of an army for the Republic. The clear need for such an army is mounting, because a growing separatist movement of thousands of star systems is threatening to plunge the galaxy into civil war - a threat the limited number of Jedi seem helpless to counteract.
Despite the rumblings of discontent in the galaxy, it was just another ordinary day on Tatooine. Our heroes Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi & annoying alien Jar Jar Binks were enjoying their day off and sitting in the Mos Eisely cantina with all the other scum and villainy, enjoying the friendly atmosphere.
Jar Jar was eating a Womp Rat sandwich and talking in his usual hilarious gibbering manner, Obi-Wan was stroking his ginger beard whilst mumbling loads of mystical nonsense & mumbo-jumbo and Anakin was throwing a stroppy tantrum because he needed to go to the toilet.
Anakin went up to the burly barman and wanted to order some food. The barman ushered him over to the side and showed him an interesting cake/bread delicacy from a distant over-polluted planet named Earth.
It was called a scone, and was to be eaten with Snozzberry Jam & cream made from a Hoth Wampa’s milk. Although Anakin’s Force powers sensed something evil lurking in its tasty innards such as fat & flavourings, he decided to eat the cake anyway.
Cool dude Jedi Mace Windu then came bounding in, opened up his ‘bad mutha #@?$*£’ wallet and treated everyone to a round of galactic ale, before turning to Anakin and asking him for a bite of the tasty looking scone.
Having tried the small cake, Mace declared it to be the most scrumptious thing he’d ever tasted, and insisted that they make some more.
The guys left the cantina and met up with camp robotic double act C3-PO and R2-D2, who were waiting outside of the cantina as their kind weren’t served in there. Obi-Wan asked C3-PO if he knew the ingredients and recipe for scones, and being a protocol droid, he had millions of recipes for all kinds of food, ranging from Ewok burgers to poached Dewback in a mustard and space dill sauce. Having got the information they needed, the gang left for wherever it is they live.
After a few weeks of baking delicious scones, the Jedi’s had introduced the scone into the consciousness of the galaxy. They’d achieved so much success that they decided to start up their own business, making and selling scones and other yummy cake treats. They even started a scone delivery service.
Foods sold included: Mace’s Macaroons, Ben Kenobi’s Mystical Bourbons, Jar-Jars Jammy Dodgers, C3-PO’s Camp Custard Creams and Old Mama Jedi’s Midiclorian Delights – scones filled with vitamins, minerals and midiclorians, everything a growing Jedi needs.
The droids even secretly tried the treats, but they got crumbs in their circuitry, causing them to malfunction slightly and act in an even more hammy way and C3-PO even started to talk more like Kenneth Williams.
It was all going so well for the Jeid’s, with the entire galaxy enjoying the delicious scones, until one day Padmé narrowly escapes an attempt on her life designed to keep her from casting a vote against the creation of the Republic army in the Senate. An assassin attempted to poison her with an evil scone. Shortly thereafter, Chancellor Palpatine convinces the Jedi Council to assign Obi-Wan and Anakin to protect her, and to be aware of duff scones. The assassins make a second attempt to kill Padmé with yet another poison scone, but thanks to the Jedi, the attempt fails and instead results in a frantic chase through the streets of Coruscant. When the dust settles, Anakin is ordered to take the young senator back to Naboo to keep her in hiding, while Obi-Wan follows the trail of scone crumbs back to her would-be assassins. The clues soon lead Kenobi to a distant planet, where a massive scone army is being secretly created by Count Dooku to an evil Sith recipe, to compete with the Jedi’s own scone business. They had developed Darkside Doughnuts and Sithlord Scones, evil treats that would brainwash anyone who eats them and turn them to the darkside, enabling the Sith to rule the galaxy with an army of scone warriors.
Young Anakin is inevitably turned down the path to the Dark Side of the Force by being stuffed with rival tasty cake treats, as he couldn’t refuse the temptation of the yummy scones and ate tainted cakes. He turns into an angry young man, refusing to go to bed at bedtime.
The Scone Wars begin as the Jedi’s scone business goes head to head with the evil Sith scone business. The contest will be hard fought, with many underhand and dirty tricks being played in an attempt to win the war and gain control of the galaxies taste buds.