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I hate seagulls. But at least they're not pigeons. Pigeons are the birds of the devil, with their beady eyes, and scabby feet, and pecky-pecky-peck at the dirty breadcrumbs.
*BANG*
*SQUAWK*
*SIMMER*
*YUMMY*
> But pigeons fly away and deliver messages and then return and
> "coo" with a kind of feline-purring ambience.
> Many people eat them in Pigeon pies - which is the work of the Devil
> [Prince Charles take note].
1: Pigeon pie tastes good, and serves the dual purpose of ridding the Earth of Satan's right-hand-fowl.
2: Have you ever heard a cat coo? I have once, but it was a very confused cat.
3: I've tried strapping messages to pigeons in Trafalgar Square and they never got there. I wrote the address on them really neatly and put a stamp on them too. So yah-boo-sucks to your theory, Mr Pigeon-lover.
4: I'm baffled by the reference to Charly Windsor. Does he eat pigeon pie? Or is he the Devil? Or a pigeon? Or both? Hmm.
Many people eat them in Pigeon pies - which is the work of the Devil [Prince Charles take note].
> I like seagulls - especially the big magestic ones. And pigeons are
> the "Norman Wisdom's" of the natural world.
You sir, are obviously a cad and a bounder. There is no such thing as a majestic seagull, in the same way that there is no such thing as a majestic pile of fetid purtrifying squirrel vomit.
And the only similarity between Norman Wisdom and pigeons is flat caps.
> Are you one of those blokes that walk round in circles all day in the
> park muttering to yourself?
People who walk in circles are pigeon-lovers and deserve to have the soles of their feet replaced with slices of bread so that they're hounded forever by the evil hordes of pigeons from hell.
So, no. I walk round in more rhomboid shapes.
I live by the docklands in cardiff and the buggers are nesting everywhere!