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Today I am going to show you how to make a pie, it's no ordinary pie though, it's a special pie.
(A VERY zpecial pie)
That's right it's a very special pie.
(Nein, VERY zpecial pie)
That's right it's a VERY special pie
(For VERY zpecial people)
What th..who are you?
(Es ist me, NARIO!)
Nario? Who the…
(I am the cheap, German rip off of Mario)
Why are you interrupting my show? Go back in your computer game!
(Vot video game? Zuper Nario Vorld Deustchland Zpecial Edition?)
Yes, that’s the one go away and let me continue the show…
(Vot show?)
My show, MWA Munchies!
(Vhy do you call it vat for? Do you need to go to ze toiletten?)
Nein…I mean no, it’s another name for food’s or snacks.
(Esse! Vhere are ze wurst?)
The what?!?
(Ze Frankfurters!)
The what?!?
(ZE ZAUSAGES!)
Ohhh, well we aren’t making Sausages today.
(Vie ist not?)
No, we are making some special.
(Zomething very special)
Yes…something very special.
(Ja, VERY Special)
Yes, Ver...no we’re not starting this again.
(Vhy? Do you vant me to drive away in my Volkeswagen?)
Yes, but you can stay if you like and help me make the pie.
(Kuhl, lassen sie uns gehen)
What?!?
(Let vus go)
Ok, today me and Mario…
(Nein!)
Sorry Wario…
(Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! NARIO!)
Are you related?
(Ja, me ist in Mario Tennis, renamed to Nario Tennis in Deustchland weil es ZUPER!)
Any other games?
(Zuigi’s Vansion)
Who is Zuigi?!?
(My bruder! Ve vust go und save Bleach!)
Toilet Duck?
(Nein! Ze Princess)
Oh I see...
(To all ze viewers, go and buy my new videocspiel, Zuper Nario Zunbett)
Surely you mean Super Mario Sunshine right?
(Nein! Zuper Nario Zunbett. Mario ist ze rejected bruder of mein familen. He can go and live vith Fowser!)
Bowser in English yes?
(Nein, Bowser ist crappe)
Ok on with the making of Pikmin Pie!
(Bikmin!)
No, Pikmin.
(Pikmin ist zupid)
Ok, today we are going to show you how to make Bikmin/Pikmin Pie…here are the ingredients:
20g Butter
20g Flour
150ml Milk
Salt
Pepper
Flaky Pastry
One egg
(Und zum Pikmin’s – Vun chopped, vun sliced, vun diced und vun beaten)
I thought you didn’t believe in Pikmin’s?
(Ja, but es ist ok in this zituation)
Next, melt the butter in a pan Stir in flour and cook about 1 minute. Remove from heat and gradually stir in the milk.
(Vilk ist gut vor you)
Return to heat and bring to the boil, stirring constantly. Then add the slat, pepper…
(Und ze Pikmin!)
Turn into a pie dish and leave to cool. Roll out pastry to a shape slightly larger than the pie dish. Cut out a lid to fit the dish and a narrow strip to fit the rim of the dish. Moisten the rim with water and press on the strip of dough. Moisten the strip with water and place the lid on the dish. Press firmly to seal and the flute the edges. Use any trimmings to decorate the top of the pie.
(You could decorate zis Pie vith zickle Pikmin zat you vant to kill or you could do a shrine to Volkesvagen mein vourite Automobile company!)
Cut a vent in the centre. Bake at 220 C for 15 minutes, then reduce the heat to 180 C and bake a further 20 - 30 minutes. Cover with foil if pastry becomes to brown.
(Zen you can go und eat ze zickle Pikmin and then go and play Bikmin)
I feel this is all just an advertisement…did let me guess…Mintendo send you?
(JA!)
Oi! come back here Nario *throws Plum*
*runs away*
That ker-azy German sense of humour again... :D
Anyhoo... Nario is insane. Bleach is funny though! :D
Today I am going to show you how to make a pie, it's no ordinary pie though, it's a special pie.
(A VERY zpecial pie)
That's right it's a very special pie.
(Nein, VERY zpecial pie)
That's right it's a VERY special pie
(For VERY zpecial people)
What th..who are you?
(Es ist me, NARIO!)
Nario? Who the…
(I am the cheap, German rip off of Mario)
Why are you interrupting my show? Go back in your computer game!
(Vot video game? Zuper Nario Vorld Deustchland Zpecial Edition?)
Yes, that’s the one go away and let me continue the show…
(Vot show?)
My show, MWA Munchies!
(Vhy do you call it vat for? Do you need to go to ze toiletten?)
Nein…I mean no, it’s another name for food’s or snacks.
(Esse! Vhere are ze wurst?)
The what?!?
(Ze Frankfurters!)
The what?!?
(ZE ZAUSAGES!)
Ohhh, well we aren’t making Sausages today.
(Vie ist not?)
No, we are making some special.
(Zomething very special)
Yes…something very special.
(Ja, VERY Special)
Yes, Ver...no we’re not starting this again.
(Vhy? Do you vant me to drive away in my Volkeswagen?)
Yes, but you can stay if you like and help me make the pie.
(Kuhl, lassen sie uns gehen)
What?!?
(Let vus go)
Ok, today me and Mario…
(Nein!)
Sorry Wario…
(Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! NARIO!)
Are you related?
(Ja, me ist in Mario Tennis, renamed to Nario Tennis in Deustchland weil es ZUPER!)
Any other games?
(Zuigi’s Vansion)
Who is Zuigi?!?
(My bruder! Ve vust go und save Bleach!)
Toilet Duck?
(Nein! Ze Princess)
Oh I see...
(To all ze viewers, go and buy my new videocspiel, Zuper Nario Zunbett)
Surely you mean Super Mario Sunshine right?
(Nein! Zuper Nario Zunbett. Mario ist ze rejected bruder of mein familen. He can go and live vith Fowser!)
Bowser in English yes?
(Nein, Bowser ist crappe)
Ok on with the making of Pikmin Pie!
(Bikmin!)
No, Pikmin.
(Pikmin ist zupid)
Ok, today we are going to show you how to make Bikmin/Pikmin Pie…here are the ingredients:
20g Butter
20g Flour
150ml Milk
Salt
Pepper
Flaky Pastry
One egg
(Und zum Pikmin’s – Vun chopped, vun sliced, vun diced und vun beaten)
I thought you didn’t believe in Pikmin’s?
(Ja, but es ist ok in this zituation)
Next, melt the butter in a pan Stir in flour and cook about 1 minute. Remove from heat and gradually stir in the milk.
(Vilk ist gut vor you)
Return to heat and bring to the boil, stirring constantly. Then add the slat, pepper…
(Und ze Pikmin!)
Turn into a pie dish and leave to cool. Roll out pastry to a shape slightly larger than the pie dish. Cut out a lid to fit the dish and a narrow strip to fit the rim of the dish. Moisten the rim with water and press on the strip of dough. Moisten the strip with water and place the lid on the dish. Press firmly to seal and the flute the edges. Use any trimmings to decorate the top of the pie.
(You could decorate zis Pie vith zickle Pikmin zat you vant to kill or you could do a shrine to Volkesvagen mein vourite Automobile company!)
Cut a vent in the centre. Bake at 220 C for 15 minutes, then reduce the heat to 180 C and bake a further 20 - 30 minutes. Cover with foil if pastry becomes to brown.
(Zen you can go und eat ze zickle Pikmin and then go and play Bikmin)
I feel this is all just an advertisement…did let me guess…Mintendo send you?
(JA!)
Oi! come back here Nario *throws Plum*