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Having watched Brass Eye on DVD and The Day Today on VHS over the weekend, here are some of my fav Morris quotes:
"You stink of p#ss and you're as thick as sh##ty jam"
"Where now for man raised by puffins?"
"My bladder was conker hard as as big as a saucepan"
"Disgustingly old woman sniffed to death by puppies"
"Your eyes smell and your face is the wrong shape"
"We've had the bible analysed and it reads like the ramblings of a drunk horse"
"Jugged off by her own simple rim plums"
(the graffitti written to a cow)
cow gonna be chops
jam stuff up cow tw#t
cowe done my pockits
"Man pulled out of river with swan stuffed up anus"
"Police discovered Sansbur whilst chasing a man that had buggered a heron"
"He was killed to pieces"
"F###ing bird"
"You stink of p#ss and you're as thick as sh##ty jam"
"Where now for man raised by puffins?"
"My bladder was conker hard as as big as a saucepan"
"Disgustingly old woman sniffed to death by puppies"
"Your eyes smell and your face is the wrong shape"
"We've had the bible analysed and it reads like the ramblings of a drunk horse"
"Jugged off by her own simple rim plums"
(the graffitti written to a cow)
cow gonna be chops
jam stuff up cow tw#t
cowe done my pockits
"Man pulled out of river with swan stuffed up anus"
"Police discovered Sansbur whilst chasing a man that had buggered a heron"
"He was killed to pieces"
"F###ing bird"
Drowned Italian wins Eurovision.
Some would say tish and fipsy - others wouldn't.
To Mad Frankie Fraser: "Do you think you were born with the experience not to grass yourself up?"
"Sex. It's a sumptous glam-babe in a hall of donkeys or it's your granny. A strong feelings kidney whichever way you slice it"
"Remember, a paedophile would be really non-plussed if he heard that coming out of your mouth. So learn it."
"Total disculture. We need more boogle, more rugga, more Belgium Mental-house and more death-metal. The most unkinkin piece of sheet in the hood. Mother. Fark. Us"
"Thank you and can you say the last bit again"
"Mother. Fark. Us"
"And once more"
"Mother. Fark. Us"
"Thanks"
"Remember, a paedophile would be really non-plussed if he heard that coming out of your mouth. So learn it."
"Total disculture. We need more boogle, more rugga, more Belgium Mental-house and more death-metal. The most unkinkin piece of sheet in the hood. Mother. Fark. Us"
"Thank you and can you say the last bit again"
"Mother. Fark. Us"
"And once more"
"Mother. Fark. Us"
"Thanks"
"Russia Elect Cobweb"
"I hate Sebastian Coe!"
"No thanks, I don't use the horse."
"I hate Sebastian Coe!"
"No thanks, I don't use the horse."
"This is Alabasta Kodify, with the buzz on Buzz, the bum buzzard. Did he fly in a rocket, or go up a socket?"
"Here in the East End, beer users gather to enjoy animal cruelty"
"So you have bad AIDS? I support people with good AIDS, that's what this ribbon is for, people that caught it through no fault of their own"
"I can only apologise on behalf of my fellow blacks"
"Good"
"It's what we call a 'Bully-Ramming', but Buzz was gentle with him"
"He went mental and raped and ate two experimental monkeys"
"So you have bad AIDS? I support people with good AIDS, that's what this ribbon is for, people that caught it through no fault of their own"
"I can only apologise on behalf of my fellow blacks"
"Good"
"It's what we call a 'Bully-Ramming', but Buzz was gentle with him"
"He went mental and raped and ate two experimental monkeys"
"I'm in a bit of a whompum, I spazzed it all on a horse"
"We asked several psychiatrists in the States what they thought, and they said he was a homo"
"We asked several psychiatrists in the States what they thought, and they said he was a homo"
Having watched Brass Eye on DVD and The Day Today on VHS over the weekend, here are some of my fav Morris quotes:
"You stink of p#ss and you're as thick as sh##ty jam"
"Where now for man raised by puffins?"
"My bladder was conker hard as as big as a saucepan"
"Disgustingly old woman sniffed to death by puppies"
"Your eyes smell and your face is the wrong shape"
"We've had the bible analysed and it reads like the ramblings of a drunk horse"
"Jugged off by her own simple rim plums"
(the graffitti written to a cow)
cow gonna be chops
jam stuff up cow tw#t
cowe done my pockits
"Man pulled out of river with swan stuffed up anus"
"Police discovered Sansbur whilst chasing a man that had buggered a heron"
"He was killed to pieces"
"F###ing bird"
"You stink of p#ss and you're as thick as sh##ty jam"
"Where now for man raised by puffins?"
"My bladder was conker hard as as big as a saucepan"
"Disgustingly old woman sniffed to death by puppies"
"Your eyes smell and your face is the wrong shape"
"We've had the bible analysed and it reads like the ramblings of a drunk horse"
"Jugged off by her own simple rim plums"
(the graffitti written to a cow)
cow gonna be chops
jam stuff up cow tw#t
cowe done my pockits
"Man pulled out of river with swan stuffed up anus"
"Police discovered Sansbur whilst chasing a man that had buggered a heron"
"He was killed to pieces"
"F###ing bird"