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Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to restart it.
The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
The air bag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
The steering wheel would be replaced with a mouse and you'd need to memorise the keyboard short-cut for "brake".
For some reason the engine controller would need a 1G hard disc and would take 5 minutes to boot up.
Phil
The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
The air bag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
The steering wheel would be replaced with a mouse and you'd need to memorise the keyboard short-cut for "brake".
For some reason the engine controller would need a 1G hard disc and would take 5 minutes to boot up.
Phil
philgash123 wrote:
> Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to
> restart it.
>
> The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced
> with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
>
> The air bag system would say "Are you sure?" before going
> off.
>
> The steering wheel would be replaced with a mouse and you'd need to
> memorise the keyboard short-cut for "brake".
>
> For some reason the engine controller would need a 1G hard disc and
> would take 5 minutes to boot up.
>
> Phil
Did you get all of these from the same email I read about 3 months ago? Kewl idea man - read some funny emails you get from friends and post them in here as your own ideas. Actually, that's another Microsoft trait! You work for them amigo?
> Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to
> restart it.
>
> The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced
> with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
>
> The air bag system would say "Are you sure?" before going
> off.
>
> The steering wheel would be replaced with a mouse and you'd need to
> memorise the keyboard short-cut for "brake".
>
> For some reason the engine controller would need a 1G hard disc and
> would take 5 minutes to boot up.
>
> Phil
Did you get all of these from the same email I read about 3 months ago? Kewl idea man - read some funny emails you get from friends and post them in here as your own ideas. Actually, that's another Microsoft trait! You work for them amigo?
There is a 'joke' like that in there. You should get it. It's the best joke book EVER!
Have you got the book e-tales?
If Microsoft bought Mc Donalds
Super Size 'upgrades' would be mandatory, if customers wanted to actually use the food to its fullest potential.
We'd all have to buy new cars to use the McMicrosoft Drive-Thru.
Upon hearing about a new burger about to be launched by Netscape King, McMicrosoft would 'preannounce' *their* new burger, even though its secret sauce is still in alpha.
They'd steal recipes from Apple's employee cafeteria!
Once a customer eats McMicrosoft food, trying to remove all traces of it from the digestive tract proves impossible.
Phil
Super Size 'upgrades' would be mandatory, if customers wanted to actually use the food to its fullest potential.
We'd all have to buy new cars to use the McMicrosoft Drive-Thru.
Upon hearing about a new burger about to be launched by Netscape King, McMicrosoft would 'preannounce' *their* new burger, even though its secret sauce is still in alpha.
They'd steal recipes from Apple's employee cafeteria!
Once a customer eats McMicrosoft food, trying to remove all traces of it from the digestive tract proves impossible.
Phil
Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to restart it.
The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
The air bag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
The steering wheel would be replaced with a mouse and you'd need to memorise the keyboard short-cut for "brake".
For some reason the engine controller would need a 1G hard disc and would take 5 minutes to boot up.
Phil
The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
The air bag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
The steering wheel would be replaced with a mouse and you'd need to memorise the keyboard short-cut for "brake".
For some reason the engine controller would need a 1G hard disc and would take 5 minutes to boot up.
Phil