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"Wookiee and his Minions"

Continuing my 'take an old thread and cleverly alter the title slightly to produce an altogether more different thread' series, how does Wookiee manage to acquire all of these games on release?

That's right, he has slaves to run down the the shops for him, clearly. Where does he get them from? Didn't he realise slavery was abolished? How many has he actually got?

Next week:

Wookiee-san bites Pinions.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> *Cracks whip*
>
> You there! Shut up and get back to work!

Yes sir...
{:0(

*Grandprix phones the police*

"I would like to report WookieeMonster. He has a secret slave network."

"Hey, I'm part of that network! What's your name, sonny jim?"

*hangs up*

Nice to see you a little more regular, FM. Must have been the cream.

It's true. My colony once tried to invade his house because we were in need of new PlayStation games, but we were greeted by hundreds of these little people, all of whom were using that damn spray on us.

You must need loads of sugar to feed them all Wookiee...can we borrow some?

That's exactly what I was thinking.

By day I'm a Van Driver/Storesman (cos it says so on my job description).

By night I'm...

Super Notable.

So in my quest to brighten up the forums a little, this IS my work.

*Cracks whip*

You there! Shut up and get back to work!

Continuing my 'take an old thread and cleverly alter the title slightly to produce an altogether more different thread' series, how does Wookiee manage to acquire all of these games on release?

That's right, he has slaves to run down the the shops for him, clearly. Where does he get them from? Didn't he realise slavery was abolished? How many has he actually got?

Next week:

Wookiee-san bites Pinions.