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"Childish Star Wars Jokes..."

These are lines from the Star Wars trilogy...notice anything differant?
Yep, many words have been replaced with the word pants...with hilarious consequences...

We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.
I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

I shouldn't get banned for this....
;0D

Vottanator wrote:
> "Luke, help me take these pants off."
> "But you'll die"
> "Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me look upon you
> with my own eye."


Ok, now thats just sick...my god, what have I started!?

"Luke, help me take these pants off."
"But you'll die"
"Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me look upon you with my own eye."



"No, Alderon is peaceful! We have no pants!"

Vottanator wrote:
> "These pants are getting worse all the time!" (Uh-oh!
> Lando's soiled himself!)

I told Lando was a moron, didn't I!?
;0P

"Your pants are weak old man!"

"If you strike me down now I will become more stinky than you can possibly imagine!"

Amidala to Anakin:

"A lot of things will change when we get to Coruscant Annie, including my pants."

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> "Ah... Mos Eily Pants-Port, nowhere else will you find such a
> hive of scum and pants"


This could be twisted even more but I won't for fear of banning. :-D

"Learn about the pants Luke"

"Your father's pants. He wanted you to have them but your Uncle wouldn't allow it."

"But I was going into town to get some pants!"

"R2! What are you doing?! I can see you're serving pants but this place is dangerous!"

"Because HE'S HOLDING A PAIR OF PANTS!!!"

"Jabba offers 35000 pairs of pants and I do suggest you take them!"

"You serve your pants well"

"I am altering your pants! Pray I don't alter them any further!"

"These pants are getting worse all the time!" (Uh-oh! Lando's soiled himself!)

"My pants are with them!"
"Are you sure?"
"I have felt them my master!"
"Funny, I have not."

"Your sad devotion to that religion has not aided you in finding my pants!"

"Get in among those pants!"

"That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!" (heh heh)

The best one is:

"Jabba has no time for pilots who drop their pants at the first sight of a Star Destroyer"

"Ah... Mos Eily Pants-Port, nowhere else will you find such a hive of scum and pants"

"i sense a disruption in the pants" hehe