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Hello My name is Delbert Wilkins...
I'm from Brixtaaan
I'm gonna tell you a little story.
I was in me new BMW convertible the oder day right, I converted it myself, used to be a ford cortina. Well, anyway right, I was drivin drivin drivin in me car, when a police man flagged me down, so I pulled over. The young police man swaggered over to me car, and he stuck 'is head through the window.....which was pretty concerning since it was wound up! So he said to me "Are you the driver of this vehicle?", and I said "Well..its automatic, but I gotta be ere mate, you know what I mean".
So he said, "Can you identify yourself", so I looked in the mirror and said "Thats me".
So he got in a big stress wid me right, trust me, he was ming!
So he took me down to da station, and kept me in a cell for 5hrs, while he went through all a me papers......wid a flame thrower!
So eventually, I said "OI! U gonna charge me or not!"
So he stuck electrodes on my nippels and turned the power on.
And de moraaaal of de story.....dunno
I'm from Brixtaaan
I'm gonna tell you a little story.
I was in me new BMW convertible the oder day right, I converted it myself, used to be a ford cortina. Well, anyway right, I was drivin drivin drivin in me car, when a police man flagged me down, so I pulled over. The young police man swaggered over to me car, and he stuck 'is head through the window.....which was pretty concerning since it was wound up! So he said to me "Are you the driver of this vehicle?", and I said "Well..its automatic, but I gotta be ere mate, you know what I mean".
So he said, "Can you identify yourself", so I looked in the mirror and said "Thats me".
So he got in a big stress wid me right, trust me, he was ming!
So he took me down to da station, and kept me in a cell for 5hrs, while he went through all a me papers......wid a flame thrower!
So eventually, I said "OI! U gonna charge me or not!"
So he stuck electrodes on my nippels and turned the power on.
And de moraaaal of de story.....dunno
Eh wot rudeboy, whar blow? Mans shouldn't be acting prang in this yard. I've been flexing for nuff years, y'getme, and everytime some brer comes chatting bait Imma have to get lean up and tell the fool whass gwarnin.
Nothing done get me more vexed than when hedz try chattin bare yardie patois, y'get me dun? So Imma keep yammin on the fakers. Aiight.
ONe love to all my bluds and bludettes
Easy.
Nothing done get me more vexed than when hedz try chattin bare yardie patois, y'get me dun? So Imma keep yammin on the fakers. Aiight.
ONe love to all my bluds and bludettes
Easy.
TIMMYG wrote:
> how diidya guess me son?
> Me and ali are twins, but we were separated at birth in Jamaica. he
> got taken to staines, and I grew up in the ghettos of Brixtaan. Me
> mudda didn't wanna take no responsilibity for us..so shipped us of.
> Respexct
*
See Guru! I know more than you, and I wasn't even trying.
> how diidya guess me son?
> Me and ali are twins, but we were separated at birth in Jamaica. he
> got taken to staines, and I grew up in the ghettos of Brixtaan. Me
> mudda didn't wanna take no responsilibity for us..so shipped us of.
> Respexct
*
See Guru! I know more than you, and I wasn't even trying.
TIMMYG is Ali-G'S brother - strange but true(ish)....
I am now going to back away slowly, turn on my left heel, and then run screaming blue murder in terror.
Hello My name is Delbert Wilkins...
I'm from Brixtaaan
I'm gonna tell you a little story.
I was in me new BMW convertible the oder day right, I converted it myself, used to be a ford cortina. Well, anyway right, I was drivin drivin drivin in me car, when a police man flagged me down, so I pulled over. The young police man swaggered over to me car, and he stuck 'is head through the window.....which was pretty concerning since it was wound up! So he said to me "Are you the driver of this vehicle?", and I said "Well..its automatic, but I gotta be ere mate, you know what I mean".
So he said, "Can you identify yourself", so I looked in the mirror and said "Thats me".
So he got in a big stress wid me right, trust me, he was ming!
So he took me down to da station, and kept me in a cell for 5hrs, while he went through all a me papers......wid a flame thrower!
So eventually, I said "OI! U gonna charge me or not!"
So he stuck electrodes on my nippels and turned the power on.
And de moraaaal of de story.....dunno
I'm from Brixtaaan
I'm gonna tell you a little story.
I was in me new BMW convertible the oder day right, I converted it myself, used to be a ford cortina. Well, anyway right, I was drivin drivin drivin in me car, when a police man flagged me down, so I pulled over. The young police man swaggered over to me car, and he stuck 'is head through the window.....which was pretty concerning since it was wound up! So he said to me "Are you the driver of this vehicle?", and I said "Well..its automatic, but I gotta be ere mate, you know what I mean".
So he said, "Can you identify yourself", so I looked in the mirror and said "Thats me".
So he got in a big stress wid me right, trust me, he was ming!
So he took me down to da station, and kept me in a cell for 5hrs, while he went through all a me papers......wid a flame thrower!
So eventually, I said "OI! U gonna charge me or not!"
So he stuck electrodes on my nippels and turned the power on.
And de moraaaal of de story.....dunno