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EXCLUSIVE!
Papa Roach to split!
Band set to bid farewell in 2003
By Richard Storrie, the reporter who told you Linkin Park would sell out and go pop
World beating pop band Papa Roach will shock their fan at some point in the future when they announce that they will sensationally SPLIT. They've been successful for a while, and at some point in the future they might not be. Or something.
GO OUT AT THE TOP
Jacoby Shaddix, lead singer in the band, may possibly have told someone I recently met that 'We always wanted to go out on the top. After our 69% wsellout tour last month we knew we couldn't wish for any more and so have decided to call it a day while we're still on top.'
But a source close to the band, a different source, not the one who said the quote just then, a different source - told Dot a different story. 'For some reason being with each other 20 minutes a day, seven days a week has got to them. They sometimes argue about things!
Papa Roach's last days have been meticulously planned by pop svengali Eric Pollard, former manager of Code Red, Gemini, Alex Party and The Verve. He put the band together 12 WEEKS ago. My Papa Roach source - the first on again, not the second one - told me that Eric Pollard had been planning a series of HOLIDAYS with the money he made from Papa Roach, and was even considering buying some white goods, including a Woolworths washing machine.
FANS
Papa Roach, who recently recruited their only fan, Michael Walker, to stage the biggest ever burp in an attempy to get into the Guinness Book of Record, are set to break the hearts of kids up and down the Glencoes when their secret plan is revealed. I've already revealed it, but I mean when they actually reveal it properly, in a statement or something.
In recent months other bands who haven't been successful forever and who've wanted to put a full stop on things rather than trundle into the dumper in order to be ridiculed by the likes of tabloid journalists include Five and Steps. And you can bet there'll be some other ones as well.
The news will come as another shock to fans of Papa Roach, who have been plagued by scandal. Earlier this year I revealed that Tobin from the band was once a roadie, while two other members of the band were caught in Covent Garden feeding pidgeons LSD.
Unlike tabloid journalists, who like me are perfect.
OTHER BANDS I DON'T LIKE THAT MUCH
There are lots of bands around at the moment who I don't like very much. I can exclusively reveal that they too will split. a1, that's one of the. Don't like them much. And Limited Gravity, they're t as well.
- ENDS -
courtesy of: www.popjustice.com
The best thing I've read all week! ;P
Papa Roach to split!
Band set to bid farewell in 2003
By Richard Storrie, the reporter who told you Linkin Park would sell out and go pop
World beating pop band Papa Roach will shock their fan at some point in the future when they announce that they will sensationally SPLIT. They've been successful for a while, and at some point in the future they might not be. Or something.
GO OUT AT THE TOP
Jacoby Shaddix, lead singer in the band, may possibly have told someone I recently met that 'We always wanted to go out on the top. After our 69% wsellout tour last month we knew we couldn't wish for any more and so have decided to call it a day while we're still on top.'
But a source close to the band, a different source, not the one who said the quote just then, a different source - told Dot a different story. 'For some reason being with each other 20 minutes a day, seven days a week has got to them. They sometimes argue about things!
Papa Roach's last days have been meticulously planned by pop svengali Eric Pollard, former manager of Code Red, Gemini, Alex Party and The Verve. He put the band together 12 WEEKS ago. My Papa Roach source - the first on again, not the second one - told me that Eric Pollard had been planning a series of HOLIDAYS with the money he made from Papa Roach, and was even considering buying some white goods, including a Woolworths washing machine.
FANS
Papa Roach, who recently recruited their only fan, Michael Walker, to stage the biggest ever burp in an attempy to get into the Guinness Book of Record, are set to break the hearts of kids up and down the Glencoes when their secret plan is revealed. I've already revealed it, but I mean when they actually reveal it properly, in a statement or something.
In recent months other bands who haven't been successful forever and who've wanted to put a full stop on things rather than trundle into the dumper in order to be ridiculed by the likes of tabloid journalists include Five and Steps. And you can bet there'll be some other ones as well.
The news will come as another shock to fans of Papa Roach, who have been plagued by scandal. Earlier this year I revealed that Tobin from the band was once a roadie, while two other members of the band were caught in Covent Garden feeding pidgeons LSD.
Unlike tabloid journalists, who like me are perfect.
OTHER BANDS I DON'T LIKE THAT MUCH
There are lots of bands around at the moment who I don't like very much. I can exclusively reveal that they too will split. a1, that's one of the. Don't like them much. And Limited Gravity, they're t as well.
- ENDS -
courtesy of: www.popjustice.com
The best thing I've read all week! ;P
EXCLUSIVE!
Papa Roach to split!
Band set to bid farewell in 2003
By Richard Storrie, the reporter who told you Linkin Park would sell out and go pop
World beating pop band Papa Roach will shock their fan at some point in the future when they announce that they will sensationally SPLIT. They've been successful for a while, and at some point in the future they might not be. Or something.
GO OUT AT THE TOP
Jacoby Shaddix, lead singer in the band, may possibly have told someone I recently met that 'We always wanted to go out on the top. After our 69% wsellout tour last month we knew we couldn't wish for any more and so have decided to call it a day while we're still on top.'
But a source close to the band, a different source, not the one who said the quote just then, a different source - told Dot a different story. 'For some reason being with each other 20 minutes a day, seven days a week has got to them. They sometimes argue about things!
Papa Roach's last days have been meticulously planned by pop svengali Eric Pollard, former manager of Code Red, Gemini, Alex Party and The Verve. He put the band together 12 WEEKS ago. My Papa Roach source - the first on again, not the second one - told me that Eric Pollard had been planning a series of HOLIDAYS with the money he made from Papa Roach, and was even considering buying some white goods, including a Woolworths washing machine.
FANS
Papa Roach, who recently recruited their only fan, Michael Walker, to stage the biggest ever burp in an attempy to get into the Guinness Book of Record, are set to break the hearts of kids up and down the Glencoes when their secret plan is revealed. I've already revealed it, but I mean when they actually reveal it properly, in a statement or something.
In recent months other bands who haven't been successful forever and who've wanted to put a full stop on things rather than trundle into the dumper in order to be ridiculed by the likes of tabloid journalists include Five and Steps. And you can bet there'll be some other ones as well.
The news will come as another shock to fans of Papa Roach, who have been plagued by scandal. Earlier this year I revealed that Tobin from the band was once a roadie, while two other members of the band were caught in Covent Garden feeding pidgeons LSD.
Unlike tabloid journalists, who like me are perfect.
OTHER BANDS I DON'T LIKE THAT MUCH
There are lots of bands around at the moment who I don't like very much. I can exclusively reveal that they too will split. a1, that's one of the. Don't like them much. And Limited Gravity, they're t as well.
- ENDS -
courtesy of: www.popjustice.com
The best thing I've read all week! ;P
Papa Roach to split!
Band set to bid farewell in 2003
By Richard Storrie, the reporter who told you Linkin Park would sell out and go pop
World beating pop band Papa Roach will shock their fan at some point in the future when they announce that they will sensationally SPLIT. They've been successful for a while, and at some point in the future they might not be. Or something.
GO OUT AT THE TOP
Jacoby Shaddix, lead singer in the band, may possibly have told someone I recently met that 'We always wanted to go out on the top. After our 69% wsellout tour last month we knew we couldn't wish for any more and so have decided to call it a day while we're still on top.'
But a source close to the band, a different source, not the one who said the quote just then, a different source - told Dot a different story. 'For some reason being with each other 20 minutes a day, seven days a week has got to them. They sometimes argue about things!
Papa Roach's last days have been meticulously planned by pop svengali Eric Pollard, former manager of Code Red, Gemini, Alex Party and The Verve. He put the band together 12 WEEKS ago. My Papa Roach source - the first on again, not the second one - told me that Eric Pollard had been planning a series of HOLIDAYS with the money he made from Papa Roach, and was even considering buying some white goods, including a Woolworths washing machine.
FANS
Papa Roach, who recently recruited their only fan, Michael Walker, to stage the biggest ever burp in an attempy to get into the Guinness Book of Record, are set to break the hearts of kids up and down the Glencoes when their secret plan is revealed. I've already revealed it, but I mean when they actually reveal it properly, in a statement or something.
In recent months other bands who haven't been successful forever and who've wanted to put a full stop on things rather than trundle into the dumper in order to be ridiculed by the likes of tabloid journalists include Five and Steps. And you can bet there'll be some other ones as well.
The news will come as another shock to fans of Papa Roach, who have been plagued by scandal. Earlier this year I revealed that Tobin from the band was once a roadie, while two other members of the band were caught in Covent Garden feeding pidgeons LSD.
Unlike tabloid journalists, who like me are perfect.
OTHER BANDS I DON'T LIKE THAT MUCH
There are lots of bands around at the moment who I don't like very much. I can exclusively reveal that they too will split. a1, that's one of the. Don't like them much. And Limited Gravity, they're t as well.
- ENDS -
courtesy of: www.popjustice.com
The best thing I've read all week! ;P