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Why do they do it, eh?
Bloody women, talking ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE BLOODY FILM!
Went round a mates house yesterday to see Final Destination. I hadn't seen it before so I was looking forward to watching it.
However, one of the birds sat there munching crisps all the way through. Another bird, who had seen it before, kept asking "Who's Teri?" "Shes the bird that got hit by a bus," says I. Having not seen it before but trying my damnest to keep track of what's going on.
All the blokes are sitting there in silence, watching the film. All the girls are sitting there talking, then they can't figure why they don't know what's going on.
"But I thought the plane just exploded?"
"No, that was his vision."
"Oh, so what happened to the plan?"
"Shut up."
I try and tell them that they may understand it more if they actually paid attention to the telly. "Look, if you stop talking, you may work out what's going on."
"Sorry," they laugh. They're quiet for about 2 seconds, then start talking again.
Never watch a film with a woman. Ever.
Bloody women, talking ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE BLOODY FILM!
Went round a mates house yesterday to see Final Destination. I hadn't seen it before so I was looking forward to watching it.
However, one of the birds sat there munching crisps all the way through. Another bird, who had seen it before, kept asking "Who's Teri?" "Shes the bird that got hit by a bus," says I. Having not seen it before but trying my damnest to keep track of what's going on.
All the blokes are sitting there in silence, watching the film. All the girls are sitting there talking, then they can't figure why they don't know what's going on.
"But I thought the plane just exploded?"
"No, that was his vision."
"Oh, so what happened to the plan?"
"Shut up."
I try and tell them that they may understand it more if they actually paid attention to the telly. "Look, if you stop talking, you may work out what's going on."
"Sorry," they laugh. They're quiet for about 2 seconds, then start talking again.
Never watch a film with a woman. Ever.
Never, EVER watch Battle Royale with my mate Jason. If the chance ever comes up.
My sister got that film and I knicked it off her and thought it was really good. Although I think those "real reactions" of people watching it in the cinema in America on the advert for the film were fake, it did not make me jump that much.
Can anyone remember that Cinema clip for it?
Can anyone remember that Cinema clip for it?
Why do they do it, eh?
Bloody women, talking ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE BLOODY FILM!
Went round a mates house yesterday to see Final Destination. I hadn't seen it before so I was looking forward to watching it.
However, one of the birds sat there munching crisps all the way through. Another bird, who had seen it before, kept asking "Who's Teri?" "Shes the bird that got hit by a bus," says I. Having not seen it before but trying my damnest to keep track of what's going on.
All the blokes are sitting there in silence, watching the film. All the girls are sitting there talking, then they can't figure why they don't know what's going on.
"But I thought the plane just exploded?"
"No, that was his vision."
"Oh, so what happened to the plan?"
"Shut up."
I try and tell them that they may understand it more if they actually paid attention to the telly. "Look, if you stop talking, you may work out what's going on."
"Sorry," they laugh. They're quiet for about 2 seconds, then start talking again.
Never watch a film with a woman. Ever.
Bloody women, talking ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE BLOODY FILM!
Went round a mates house yesterday to see Final Destination. I hadn't seen it before so I was looking forward to watching it.
However, one of the birds sat there munching crisps all the way through. Another bird, who had seen it before, kept asking "Who's Teri?" "Shes the bird that got hit by a bus," says I. Having not seen it before but trying my damnest to keep track of what's going on.
All the blokes are sitting there in silence, watching the film. All the girls are sitting there talking, then they can't figure why they don't know what's going on.
"But I thought the plane just exploded?"
"No, that was his vision."
"Oh, so what happened to the plan?"
"Shut up."
I try and tell them that they may understand it more if they actually paid attention to the telly. "Look, if you stop talking, you may work out what's going on."
"Sorry," they laugh. They're quiet for about 2 seconds, then start talking again.
Never watch a film with a woman. Ever.