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To celebrate the launch of the Gamecube a few mates and I went down the pub, I say a few what I mean is all of them. Luigi was the only one who couldn’t come but Mario explained that it was because Luigi was boasting how he got a launch title and he didn’t so Mario stuffed a u-bend up his, well that’s not important. My best mate Link was there with a big smile on his face, he has been seeing Zelda now for an entire year (she was also there) and was delighted at getting a remake of Ocarina of Time where he gets to meet her all over again. Samus didn’t plan to stay long so she got the first round in, Pikachu was chatting about his busy schedule with Pokémon Advance, Super Smash Brother: Melee and a secret Gamecube game that I was sworn to secrecy about. It didn’t take long before Daisy and Peach started arguing again, after Mario dumped Daisy for the more up market Peach Toadstool Daisy was dropped from Nintendo’s character list and she was forced to live in doorways, after Mario found out how she was suffering he persuaded new Nintendo developer Camelot to use her in the duel games Mario Tennis and Mario Golf for both Gameboy Colour and Gamecube.
Anyway Peach isn’t too pleased about working along side her and she is positive she is trying to get Mario back and to be honest she might be right. That will explain why she as been trying to force me and her closer together as that way she’ll stop harassing Mario. Now my honest opinions here, Mario is a funny guy, Link is my closest and best mate, Pikachu is irritating but ok when he’s on his own, Samus is a mystery and only Mario seems to know her well, Daisy is cool but a little stressed and Peach is a right little cow but Zelda well, she’s different. I’ve always liked Zelda even before Link saved her life, when I fist saw her when she was a little kid scared of that Gerudo guy, Gannondorf I think he was called. Anyway after Link asked her out I tried to black her from my mind, but I just can’t, Hyrule is closer to Little Paxton (where I live) than The Mushroom Kingdom and so I see her more often than I see Daisy.
But of course she’s my best mates Girlfriend I could never consider her, well when the pub closed at 11 we headed back to Zelda’s joint for a party, the butlers were on call and we had loads of booze and food and stuff. Samus left when we left the pub, Pikachu left before her something about “past his bed time”. Anyway there was me, Link, Zelda, Daisy, Mario and Peach and then came a knock at the door and Luigi was at the door, apparently he was at the hospital and something about rubber gloves and oil oh I can’t remember I was too drunk. Anyway it was early hours of Saturday morning when Peach finally flipped at Daisy flirting with Mario and threw Daisy through a window, the fight carried on the lawn and Mario tried to break them up. Almost simultaneously Link began to feel sick so ran upstairs to the toilet, I looked over at Peach and Daisy rolling around on top of each other with Mario yelling “Please a stop, itsa me a Mario”. I was going to see how Link was when Zelda grabbed my arm it was just me and her in the room and she pulled me towards her and kissed me, we got off for like 2 minutes until I thought I heard Link come down the stairs. I was just so stunned by it all for the rest of the night I felt so shocked and when we all went by 6 am I was still disbelieving.
Zelda is really hot and I really like her, but I could ruin my friendship with Link and I don’t even know if it was a drunken thing or not, if it was serious then what do I do, leave it and see how her and Link progress, go with Daisy and forget about it, oh what do I do. I need to know as Mario and Peach are going to an island for a well-earned break, Link is off training up this younger cartoon version of himself and Pikachu is filming for his next movie leaving me and Zelda all alone with Luigi probably hanging with Samus a lot… any ideas?
Dringo.
> Hur hur hur, did you cop a feel of Zelda?
It aint funny man :'(
LOL! :-D Good stuff Dringo, but don't be a git, leave Zelda alone ;-)
;0o
I dont fancy your chances against Link in a fight...Especially seeing as he's got that huge sword...
To celebrate the launch of the Gamecube a few mates and I went down the pub, I say a few what I mean is all of them. Luigi was the only one who couldn’t come but Mario explained that it was because Luigi was boasting how he got a launch title and he didn’t so Mario stuffed a u-bend up his, well that’s not important. My best mate Link was there with a big smile on his face, he has been seeing Zelda now for an entire year (she was also there) and was delighted at getting a remake of Ocarina of Time where he gets to meet her all over again. Samus didn’t plan to stay long so she got the first round in, Pikachu was chatting about his busy schedule with Pokémon Advance, Super Smash Brother: Melee and a secret Gamecube game that I was sworn to secrecy about. It didn’t take long before Daisy and Peach started arguing again, after Mario dumped Daisy for the more up market Peach Toadstool Daisy was dropped from Nintendo’s character list and she was forced to live in doorways, after Mario found out how she was suffering he persuaded new Nintendo developer Camelot to use her in the duel games Mario Tennis and Mario Golf for both Gameboy Colour and Gamecube.
Anyway Peach isn’t too pleased about working along side her and she is positive she is trying to get Mario back and to be honest she might be right. That will explain why she as been trying to force me and her closer together as that way she’ll stop harassing Mario. Now my honest opinions here, Mario is a funny guy, Link is my closest and best mate, Pikachu is irritating but ok when he’s on his own, Samus is a mystery and only Mario seems to know her well, Daisy is cool but a little stressed and Peach is a right little cow but Zelda well, she’s different. I’ve always liked Zelda even before Link saved her life, when I fist saw her when she was a little kid scared of that Gerudo guy, Gannondorf I think he was called. Anyway after Link asked her out I tried to black her from my mind, but I just can’t, Hyrule is closer to Little Paxton (where I live) than The Mushroom Kingdom and so I see her more often than I see Daisy.
But of course she’s my best mates Girlfriend I could never consider her, well when the pub closed at 11 we headed back to Zelda’s joint for a party, the butlers were on call and we had loads of booze and food and stuff. Samus left when we left the pub, Pikachu left before her something about “past his bed time”. Anyway there was me, Link, Zelda, Daisy, Mario and Peach and then came a knock at the door and Luigi was at the door, apparently he was at the hospital and something about rubber gloves and oil oh I can’t remember I was too drunk. Anyway it was early hours of Saturday morning when Peach finally flipped at Daisy flirting with Mario and threw Daisy through a window, the fight carried on the lawn and Mario tried to break them up. Almost simultaneously Link began to feel sick so ran upstairs to the toilet, I looked over at Peach and Daisy rolling around on top of each other with Mario yelling “Please a stop, itsa me a Mario”. I was going to see how Link was when Zelda grabbed my arm it was just me and her in the room and she pulled me towards her and kissed me, we got off for like 2 minutes until I thought I heard Link come down the stairs. I was just so stunned by it all for the rest of the night I felt so shocked and when we all went by 6 am I was still disbelieving.
Zelda is really hot and I really like her, but I could ruin my friendship with Link and I don’t even know if it was a drunken thing or not, if it was serious then what do I do, leave it and see how her and Link progress, go with Daisy and forget about it, oh what do I do. I need to know as Mario and Peach are going to an island for a well-earned break, Link is off training up this younger cartoon version of himself and Pikachu is filming for his next movie leaving me and Zelda all alone with Luigi probably hanging with Samus a lot… any ideas?
Dringo.