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This week I was (un)lucky enough to have the opportunity to visit the local N.C.N.G (The National Committee For Naked Gamers) Center.
My assignment…to interview one naked gamer with my eyes shut (if male) and to do the interview naked myself, as I was told to by a N.C.N.G official.
MWA – Hello there naked gamer.
Naked Gamer – Hello.
*The deep voice told me this was in fact a Male*
MWA – Please can tell me what you, and others, do here at the N.C.N.G.
Naked Gamer – We here at the N.C.N.G play games.
MWA – What kind of games?
Naked Gamer – Video Games…
MWA – Yes, but what kind of video games?
Naked Gamer – Oh right, well, any sort really.
MWA – Any specific genre?
Naked Gamer – Well the in thing around here at the moment is Tony Hawks 3.
MWA – Great game…are you a fan of Skateboarding?
Naked Gamer – Well no, not really, we just like the game here at the N.C.N.G, trying to beat each others high-scores is a real challenge.
MWA – It sure is, but doesn’t it bother you that the skaters aren’t naked?
Naked Gamer – Yes it does, it makes some of us cry out with outrage. One guy was taken away last year as we kept playing games where the characters actually wear clothes and so he went a bit mental at us all. Since then we have started playing WWF a bit more.
MWA – WWF…why WWF?
Naked Gamer – Well for a start they are more naked in it then any other games and we can play multiplayer too. There’s also male and female characters so we won’t have any more mental people.
MWA – What do you like best about wrestling games?
Naked Gamer – It has to be the ‘create a character’ option.
MWA – And why is that?
Naked Gamer – Because we can just make them as naked as possible. Other favourites for this option, which we decided by a poll last year are Tony Hawks and Barbie Fashion Designer.
MWA – Barbie Fashion Designer…right. Well, I haven’t heard too much about that one…
Naked Gamer – It’s actually a really great game. It involves you dressing up Barbie for a fashion show and then letting her shake her thing down a catwalk…Quality.
MWA – So what is so great about that? It sounds like something my little sister would play...
Naked Gamer – Or brother…
MWA – I don’t think my brother would want to play with Barbie somehow…
*Naked Gamer chuckles*
Naked Gamer – Are you sure about that?
MWA – *cough* Swiftly moving on…how is the..
*MWA is interrupted*
Naked Gamer – So you’re telling me your brother doesn’t like watching Barbie walk down a catwalk in her underwear?
*MWA try’s to hush the naked gamer and in the struggle his hand nearly slips from his eyes*
MWA – Phew! Lucky…
*MWA puts his hand back quickly, luckily he never saw anything.*
Naked Gamer – What’s the matter never seen a naked man before?
MWA – No it’s just I’ve never seen a naked gamer…on with the interview…can you tell me what console you will be buying for the centre. Xbox, Playstation 2 or the Gamecube?
Naked Gamer – Gamecube.
MWA – And why…
Naked Gamer – Super Monkey Ball.
*MWA is getting frustrated*
MWA – And why Super Monkey Ball?
Naked Gamer – Simple really, the men like their Monkeys and the woman like their Bananas.
MWA – Right…any other reasons?
Naked Gamer – Oh yes the men and the woman both like their balls.
*MWA looks shocked*
MWA – You do know that this is going on a forum where children will be viewing it don’t you?
Naked Gamer – Yes, I sure do…
MWA – Well, can we keep it clean then please?
Naked Gamer – Yes ok.
*Naked Gamer giggles*
MWA – Why are you laughing now?
*Naked Gamer laughs again*
Naked Gamer – Nothing...really…nothing.
MWA – You’re just a big kid really aren’t you…
Naked Gamer – So are you too by the sight of it…they told me this interview would be different but tell me, why are you interviewing me naked?
*Naked Gamer laughs again, MWA goes all red in the face with embarrassment. Wanting to know what the man is laughing about, MWA risks his social status and opens a small gap between two of his fingers to see what is going on and sees that the naked gamer is in fact FULLY CLOTHED!*
MWA – But…erm…they told me…erm...that…
Naked Gamer – It’s just a name man, just a laugh with you *giggles* we’re all just a little perverted…
MWA – I figured…
*MWA red in face, runs out of room grabbing his cloths to cover himself on the way out*
*Naked Gamer chuckles, rolls eyes and shakes his head*
Naked Gamer – I don’t know, kids these days...
My assignment…to interview one naked gamer with my eyes shut (if male) and to do the interview naked myself, as I was told to by a N.C.N.G official.
MWA – Hello there naked gamer.
Naked Gamer – Hello.
*The deep voice told me this was in fact a Male*
MWA – Please can tell me what you, and others, do here at the N.C.N.G.
Naked Gamer – We here at the N.C.N.G play games.
MWA – What kind of games?
Naked Gamer – Video Games…
MWA – Yes, but what kind of video games?
Naked Gamer – Oh right, well, any sort really.
MWA – Any specific genre?
Naked Gamer – Well the in thing around here at the moment is Tony Hawks 3.
MWA – Great game…are you a fan of Skateboarding?
Naked Gamer – Well no, not really, we just like the game here at the N.C.N.G, trying to beat each others high-scores is a real challenge.
MWA – It sure is, but doesn’t it bother you that the skaters aren’t naked?
Naked Gamer – Yes it does, it makes some of us cry out with outrage. One guy was taken away last year as we kept playing games where the characters actually wear clothes and so he went a bit mental at us all. Since then we have started playing WWF a bit more.
MWA – WWF…why WWF?
Naked Gamer – Well for a start they are more naked in it then any other games and we can play multiplayer too. There’s also male and female characters so we won’t have any more mental people.
MWA – What do you like best about wrestling games?
Naked Gamer – It has to be the ‘create a character’ option.
MWA – And why is that?
Naked Gamer – Because we can just make them as naked as possible. Other favourites for this option, which we decided by a poll last year are Tony Hawks and Barbie Fashion Designer.
MWA – Barbie Fashion Designer…right. Well, I haven’t heard too much about that one…
Naked Gamer – It’s actually a really great game. It involves you dressing up Barbie for a fashion show and then letting her shake her thing down a catwalk…Quality.
MWA – So what is so great about that? It sounds like something my little sister would play...
Naked Gamer – Or brother…
MWA – I don’t think my brother would want to play with Barbie somehow…
*Naked Gamer chuckles*
Naked Gamer – Are you sure about that?
MWA – *cough* Swiftly moving on…how is the..
*MWA is interrupted*
Naked Gamer – So you’re telling me your brother doesn’t like watching Barbie walk down a catwalk in her underwear?
*MWA try’s to hush the naked gamer and in the struggle his hand nearly slips from his eyes*
MWA – Phew! Lucky…
*MWA puts his hand back quickly, luckily he never saw anything.*
Naked Gamer – What’s the matter never seen a naked man before?
MWA – No it’s just I’ve never seen a naked gamer…on with the interview…can you tell me what console you will be buying for the centre. Xbox, Playstation 2 or the Gamecube?
Naked Gamer – Gamecube.
MWA – And why…
Naked Gamer – Super Monkey Ball.
*MWA is getting frustrated*
MWA – And why Super Monkey Ball?
Naked Gamer – Simple really, the men like their Monkeys and the woman like their Bananas.
MWA – Right…any other reasons?
Naked Gamer – Oh yes the men and the woman both like their balls.
*MWA looks shocked*
MWA – You do know that this is going on a forum where children will be viewing it don’t you?
Naked Gamer – Yes, I sure do…
MWA – Well, can we keep it clean then please?
Naked Gamer – Yes ok.
*Naked Gamer giggles*
MWA – Why are you laughing now?
*Naked Gamer laughs again*
Naked Gamer – Nothing...really…nothing.
MWA – You’re just a big kid really aren’t you…
Naked Gamer – So are you too by the sight of it…they told me this interview would be different but tell me, why are you interviewing me naked?
*Naked Gamer laughs again, MWA goes all red in the face with embarrassment. Wanting to know what the man is laughing about, MWA risks his social status and opens a small gap between two of his fingers to see what is going on and sees that the naked gamer is in fact FULLY CLOTHED!*
MWA – But…erm…they told me…erm...that…
Naked Gamer – It’s just a name man, just a laugh with you *giggles* we’re all just a little perverted…
MWA – I figured…
*MWA red in face, runs out of room grabbing his cloths to cover himself on the way out*
*Naked Gamer chuckles, rolls eyes and shakes his head*
Naked Gamer – I don’t know, kids these days...
Pervert...
YES!!
4-4 now! Hendry will win as I said. Still early, but the huge headed bald man won't win. :-D
4-4 now! Hendry will win as I said. Still early, but the huge headed bald man won't win. :-D
heh thanks guys. I don't know what really made me write this, apart from boredom. I think it was because I was watching porno earlier and I got the idea but we won't go into that.
Very funny and imagionative, god i sound like one of the news papers on the back of a book. I expect you don't know what i mean but that's life...
LOL!
Very funny indeed.
What else is there to say?
Hendry isn't looking too good?
Well, it's true! He isn't!
How can Peter Ebdon be World Champion!?!?!?!?
The answer? He can't! Hendry will beat him still.
Anyway, good read. Amusing. Funny. Humerous. Hilarious. Lustig.
Why am I continuing to write? I have nothing else to say....
Very funny indeed.
What else is there to say?
Hendry isn't looking too good?
Well, it's true! He isn't!
How can Peter Ebdon be World Champion!?!?!?!?
The answer? He can't! Hendry will beat him still.
Anyway, good read. Amusing. Funny. Humerous. Hilarious. Lustig.
Why am I continuing to write? I have nothing else to say....
This week I was (un)lucky enough to have the opportunity to visit the local N.C.N.G (The National Committee For Naked Gamers) Center.
My assignment…to interview one naked gamer with my eyes shut (if male) and to do the interview naked myself, as I was told to by a N.C.N.G official.
MWA – Hello there naked gamer.
Naked Gamer – Hello.
*The deep voice told me this was in fact a Male*
MWA – Please can tell me what you, and others, do here at the N.C.N.G.
Naked Gamer – We here at the N.C.N.G play games.
MWA – What kind of games?
Naked Gamer – Video Games…
MWA – Yes, but what kind of video games?
Naked Gamer – Oh right, well, any sort really.
MWA – Any specific genre?
Naked Gamer – Well the in thing around here at the moment is Tony Hawks 3.
MWA – Great game…are you a fan of Skateboarding?
Naked Gamer – Well no, not really, we just like the game here at the N.C.N.G, trying to beat each others high-scores is a real challenge.
MWA – It sure is, but doesn’t it bother you that the skaters aren’t naked?
Naked Gamer – Yes it does, it makes some of us cry out with outrage. One guy was taken away last year as we kept playing games where the characters actually wear clothes and so he went a bit mental at us all. Since then we have started playing WWF a bit more.
MWA – WWF…why WWF?
Naked Gamer – Well for a start they are more naked in it then any other games and we can play multiplayer too. There’s also male and female characters so we won’t have any more mental people.
MWA – What do you like best about wrestling games?
Naked Gamer – It has to be the ‘create a character’ option.
MWA – And why is that?
Naked Gamer – Because we can just make them as naked as possible. Other favourites for this option, which we decided by a poll last year are Tony Hawks and Barbie Fashion Designer.
MWA – Barbie Fashion Designer…right. Well, I haven’t heard too much about that one…
Naked Gamer – It’s actually a really great game. It involves you dressing up Barbie for a fashion show and then letting her shake her thing down a catwalk…Quality.
MWA – So what is so great about that? It sounds like something my little sister would play...
Naked Gamer – Or brother…
MWA – I don’t think my brother would want to play with Barbie somehow…
*Naked Gamer chuckles*
Naked Gamer – Are you sure about that?
MWA – *cough* Swiftly moving on…how is the..
*MWA is interrupted*
Naked Gamer – So you’re telling me your brother doesn’t like watching Barbie walk down a catwalk in her underwear?
*MWA try’s to hush the naked gamer and in the struggle his hand nearly slips from his eyes*
MWA – Phew! Lucky…
*MWA puts his hand back quickly, luckily he never saw anything.*
Naked Gamer – What’s the matter never seen a naked man before?
MWA – No it’s just I’ve never seen a naked gamer…on with the interview…can you tell me what console you will be buying for the centre. Xbox, Playstation 2 or the Gamecube?
Naked Gamer – Gamecube.
MWA – And why…
Naked Gamer – Super Monkey Ball.
*MWA is getting frustrated*
MWA – And why Super Monkey Ball?
Naked Gamer – Simple really, the men like their Monkeys and the woman like their Bananas.
MWA – Right…any other reasons?
Naked Gamer – Oh yes the men and the woman both like their balls.
*MWA looks shocked*
MWA – You do know that this is going on a forum where children will be viewing it don’t you?
Naked Gamer – Yes, I sure do…
MWA – Well, can we keep it clean then please?
Naked Gamer – Yes ok.
*Naked Gamer giggles*
MWA – Why are you laughing now?
*Naked Gamer laughs again*
Naked Gamer – Nothing...really…nothing.
MWA – You’re just a big kid really aren’t you…
Naked Gamer – So are you too by the sight of it…they told me this interview would be different but tell me, why are you interviewing me naked?
*Naked Gamer laughs again, MWA goes all red in the face with embarrassment. Wanting to know what the man is laughing about, MWA risks his social status and opens a small gap between two of his fingers to see what is going on and sees that the naked gamer is in fact FULLY CLOTHED!*
MWA – But…erm…they told me…erm...that…
Naked Gamer – It’s just a name man, just a laugh with you *giggles* we’re all just a little perverted…
MWA – I figured…
*MWA red in face, runs out of room grabbing his cloths to cover himself on the way out*
*Naked Gamer chuckles, rolls eyes and shakes his head*
Naked Gamer – I don’t know, kids these days...
My assignment…to interview one naked gamer with my eyes shut (if male) and to do the interview naked myself, as I was told to by a N.C.N.G official.
MWA – Hello there naked gamer.
Naked Gamer – Hello.
*The deep voice told me this was in fact a Male*
MWA – Please can tell me what you, and others, do here at the N.C.N.G.
Naked Gamer – We here at the N.C.N.G play games.
MWA – What kind of games?
Naked Gamer – Video Games…
MWA – Yes, but what kind of video games?
Naked Gamer – Oh right, well, any sort really.
MWA – Any specific genre?
Naked Gamer – Well the in thing around here at the moment is Tony Hawks 3.
MWA – Great game…are you a fan of Skateboarding?
Naked Gamer – Well no, not really, we just like the game here at the N.C.N.G, trying to beat each others high-scores is a real challenge.
MWA – It sure is, but doesn’t it bother you that the skaters aren’t naked?
Naked Gamer – Yes it does, it makes some of us cry out with outrage. One guy was taken away last year as we kept playing games where the characters actually wear clothes and so he went a bit mental at us all. Since then we have started playing WWF a bit more.
MWA – WWF…why WWF?
Naked Gamer – Well for a start they are more naked in it then any other games and we can play multiplayer too. There’s also male and female characters so we won’t have any more mental people.
MWA – What do you like best about wrestling games?
Naked Gamer – It has to be the ‘create a character’ option.
MWA – And why is that?
Naked Gamer – Because we can just make them as naked as possible. Other favourites for this option, which we decided by a poll last year are Tony Hawks and Barbie Fashion Designer.
MWA – Barbie Fashion Designer…right. Well, I haven’t heard too much about that one…
Naked Gamer – It’s actually a really great game. It involves you dressing up Barbie for a fashion show and then letting her shake her thing down a catwalk…Quality.
MWA – So what is so great about that? It sounds like something my little sister would play...
Naked Gamer – Or brother…
MWA – I don’t think my brother would want to play with Barbie somehow…
*Naked Gamer chuckles*
Naked Gamer – Are you sure about that?
MWA – *cough* Swiftly moving on…how is the..
*MWA is interrupted*
Naked Gamer – So you’re telling me your brother doesn’t like watching Barbie walk down a catwalk in her underwear?
*MWA try’s to hush the naked gamer and in the struggle his hand nearly slips from his eyes*
MWA – Phew! Lucky…
*MWA puts his hand back quickly, luckily he never saw anything.*
Naked Gamer – What’s the matter never seen a naked man before?
MWA – No it’s just I’ve never seen a naked gamer…on with the interview…can you tell me what console you will be buying for the centre. Xbox, Playstation 2 or the Gamecube?
Naked Gamer – Gamecube.
MWA – And why…
Naked Gamer – Super Monkey Ball.
*MWA is getting frustrated*
MWA – And why Super Monkey Ball?
Naked Gamer – Simple really, the men like their Monkeys and the woman like their Bananas.
MWA – Right…any other reasons?
Naked Gamer – Oh yes the men and the woman both like their balls.
*MWA looks shocked*
MWA – You do know that this is going on a forum where children will be viewing it don’t you?
Naked Gamer – Yes, I sure do…
MWA – Well, can we keep it clean then please?
Naked Gamer – Yes ok.
*Naked Gamer giggles*
MWA – Why are you laughing now?
*Naked Gamer laughs again*
Naked Gamer – Nothing...really…nothing.
MWA – You’re just a big kid really aren’t you…
Naked Gamer – So are you too by the sight of it…they told me this interview would be different but tell me, why are you interviewing me naked?
*Naked Gamer laughs again, MWA goes all red in the face with embarrassment. Wanting to know what the man is laughing about, MWA risks his social status and opens a small gap between two of his fingers to see what is going on and sees that the naked gamer is in fact FULLY CLOTHED!*
MWA – But…erm…they told me…erm...that…
Naked Gamer – It’s just a name man, just a laugh with you *giggles* we’re all just a little perverted…
MWA – I figured…
*MWA red in face, runs out of room grabbing his cloths to cover himself on the way out*
*Naked Gamer chuckles, rolls eyes and shakes his head*
Naked Gamer – I don’t know, kids these days...