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So i said to the vicar
"well, i don't know, it is orange on wednesdays!"
and then he said
"but that beacause of the dye, if you took ouy the cork we wouldn't have that problem"
so he went out side for some air. While he was out i carefully placed some cyanide in his orangina, when he came back his mouth had gotten wider and he was drooling all over his new kangaroo eye skin shoes. He drank the tea, resulting in him exploding. After the post mortem i was taken to the prison where i met crusty joe. he was aclled that coz he ate his crusts and carrots, so he could see in the dark. On day we escaped to uraguay and lived in a house made of ant shells!
"well, i don't know, it is orange on wednesdays!"
and then he said
"but that beacause of the dye, if you took ouy the cork we wouldn't have that problem"
so he went out side for some air. While he was out i carefully placed some cyanide in his orangina, when he came back his mouth had gotten wider and he was drooling all over his new kangaroo eye skin shoes. He drank the tea, resulting in him exploding. After the post mortem i was taken to the prison where i met crusty joe. he was aclled that coz he ate his crusts and carrots, so he could see in the dark. On day we escaped to uraguay and lived in a house made of ant shells!
the door is that way -------------------->>
It the sequel, where john cleese turns into a rabbit from time to time and saves burning children from water with his xray xbox, then it gets destroyed and he looses his power so the eveil emeperor alouicious takes over middle soil and conquers the globe. He makes boomerangs out of a mystical rck called earl and it causes the victims nose to run uncontrollably, making them wipe it on their skeeves, effectivley gluing their arms to everything they youch, suffocation on snot is the worst way to die. I should know. Anyways, back to the bat cave, "holy boly macarony bat man, i found a duck" "good work robin, now all i need the corpse of al gore and i can complete my plan to fool the joker into thinking he is invisible using a banana milkshake mixture, hold my woody while i take a pee robin" "holy willy batman, it's tiny i can't get it, it keeps gettin out of my grip!" "no that's my fly" "oh, OH MY GOD ITS HUGE!"
I have seen freddy got fingered, the horse and elephant bits are images that will stay with me through life, and i gott try that whole umbilcal cord thing
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Yes, I think he needs sleep. Oh and to whack his head against a wall a
> few times.
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Most definately.
> Yes, I think he needs sleep. Oh and to whack his head against a wall a
> few times.
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Most definately.
Yes, I think he needs sleep. Oh and to whack his head against a wall a few times.
Hercules! wrote:
> Shut up!
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Aimed towards the red person.
> Shut up!
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Aimed towards the red person.
Shut up!
Crusty Joe is my uncle.
I recommend you watching Freddy Got Fingered, Mr.Poster
I recommend you watching Freddy Got Fingered, Mr.Poster
So i said to the vicar
"well, i don't know, it is orange on wednesdays!"
and then he said
"but that beacause of the dye, if you took ouy the cork we wouldn't have that problem"
so he went out side for some air. While he was out i carefully placed some cyanide in his orangina, when he came back his mouth had gotten wider and he was drooling all over his new kangaroo eye skin shoes. He drank the tea, resulting in him exploding. After the post mortem i was taken to the prison where i met crusty joe. he was aclled that coz he ate his crusts and carrots, so he could see in the dark. On day we escaped to uraguay and lived in a house made of ant shells!
"well, i don't know, it is orange on wednesdays!"
and then he said
"but that beacause of the dye, if you took ouy the cork we wouldn't have that problem"
so he went out side for some air. While he was out i carefully placed some cyanide in his orangina, when he came back his mouth had gotten wider and he was drooling all over his new kangaroo eye skin shoes. He drank the tea, resulting in him exploding. After the post mortem i was taken to the prison where i met crusty joe. he was aclled that coz he ate his crusts and carrots, so he could see in the dark. On day we escaped to uraguay and lived in a house made of ant shells!