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"Hello fans of the Dog pound man. I am out here tonight to end a rivalry once and for all and that rivalry is between Cong Man! He has been meddling in my business for too long now and I thought we would finish it at the first week into KOTR but no that didn't happen DID IT NOW!
You did the same old trick as usual and got the Revolution to bl*ody help you! You’re a disgrace Cong Man and when you won that title at Rumble in the Jungle guess who helped you to win it, ME, yes ME by screwing Reaver. But did you pay me back? No you didn't I believe you just carried on like you won it all by yourself which now brings me to my conclusion. Cong Man, I want you in a No holds barred match. Whoever wins gets to be the No.1 Contender for the CAW Heavyweight Title and will get a match for that title the next week."
So what do you say CONG MAN?! And you Reaver schedule this match!
"Okay, I've looked at the card for this week's version of Eclipse and realised that Scotty the Doggy is in 3 matches, and DW and Congie are in 2. Considering there are only 3 matches signed so far, that seems a bit unfair. So the CAW Tag Title re-match between Wonder Dogs and Da Animalz has been rescheduled to a week later."
"Oh yes, congratulations to Kevin Nash (allardini) on successfully defending his title in that brutal cage match."
"One more thing, I've just made myself special guest referee for the barbed wire no.1 contender match. Thank-you."
"Kevin, you know that he lost us them belts. Since I joined him, he got the push he deserved. He got shots at the SRW Championship. I NEVER! How can he say I held him back. I gave him the support he needed. Hell, we aint over. I aint gunna sit there and let Cong Man and Hawk destroy our friendship. We will win back the tag titles, and we will both be sucessful in singles competition...but if he gets in my way, whilst going to the top, I'll knock him back to the bottom!"
"OK. Can you go away now, I was picking my nose!"
"You dirty, disgusting, bottom beating trashbag wannabe DW! Get out my way, I'm going to resecure my friendship with my one time rival, STD, cos I spent hours with him creating our profile!" :D
DW smiles at the camera, as KK shoves his pokey finger right up his nose!
"So it seems your mood has changed STD by what we have saw in the ring just then"
"Your damm right. I have finally worked out what is holding me back from getting that big Caw Heavyweight Title. It was Tag Team partners! Once Rage retired i had two Tag Belts and i gave one to DW. Now, what did he do? He lost the freakin Titles and now look at me, Title-less. But you know what? Now there is no DW to hold me back. Nothing will stop me"
"Come on Kevin get in the mood, chant with the crowd!"
"Erm Ok..."
"Do it"
"STD...STD...STD"
"Now you have just said a name that will go down in history as the most Electrifying Doggy man in sports entertainment"
STD walks off into his dressing room whilst the crowd laugh at Kevin Kelly.
DW heads for the back, looking for his partner.
Std walks to the back whilst DW looks on in disbelief in his partner.
Loud boos and jeers erupt from the crowd, here comes the CAW Commissioner and former CAW Heavyweight Champion, Reaver (Ant)!
Reaver stands at the top of the entrance walkway, smirking. "Well well well," he sneers, "look at this. All of you, asking...nay, needing me for something. Needing me to sort out your feuds, your titles, everything."
He walks a little further down the ramp, and stops again, "but why should I? After all, Scotty, it was you who screwed me out of the CAW Title in my match at RITJ. And Cong Man, were you not once a friend of mine? It was you who ruined the Elements. Look at us now, just me, Jetster and Cheese. Thanks to you, the division is full of this Revolution crap now."
He walks to the ring with a purpose, climbs in and looks STD straight in the eyes. He then does the same to Cong Man. "However, it is my pleasure to give you that match." He looks up at the crowd, "next week, after KOTR, we shall have a Barbed Wire no.1 contender match for the CAW Title! I will most certainly enjoy watching you two beat the hell out of each-other."
Reaver turns to DW, "As for you, I'm afraid there is already a HardCAW Title match. You may not've seen my promo earlier this week, but next week there will be a 6-way match for that title. However, I'm sure you'll end up getting yourself involved in that."
Finally, Reaver looks up at the crowd once more, a strange smile forming across his pale features, "I give you all the matches you want, and yet you boo me."
He drops the mic and walks back.
"And Cong Man, while you're at it, get that sorry a$# no good SOB Hawk out here. I want the HardCAW title! Get 'em now Cong Man."
Waits for Reaver and Hawk.