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Well, I suppose you could first pick it up, and hold it for a while. I'll try that now and give a review.
Fantastic. It's extremely comfortable, and I can drum the L and R buttons to music.
Next, I'm going to review it's smell.
Oddly, it smells like a hint plastic. Nintendo have obviously crafted special effort into making the controller as odour free as possible.
I shall now try to skip with the controller.
Skipping with the controller is good fun. There's just enough length for me to skip just about properly, having to duck to bring the controller back over. My monkey like arms make it good to skip with.
The end bit that you plug into the Gamecube is really small and shiny. I don't have much to say about that bit.
If you turn the controller at an angle, upside down from behind, it kinda looks like a cat. With two big grey teeth. And a blue one.
There are four screws on it.
The buttons make me feel like a man when I press them. This is good. The X-Box's controller still upsets me with the really poncy buttons.
I think the D-Pad is cool. It looks really small, but I find it pretty easy to use, and I have pretty big hands.
All in all, it's probably best to have a Gamecube, before buying a controller.
Well, I suppose you could first pick it up, and hold it for a while. I'll try that now and give a review.
Fantastic. It's extremely comfortable, and I can drum the L and R buttons to music.
Next, I'm going to review it's smell.
Oddly, it smells like a hint plastic. Nintendo have obviously crafted special effort into making the controller as odour free as possible.
I shall now try to skip with the controller.
Skipping with the controller is good fun. There's just enough length for me to skip just about properly, having to duck to bring the controller back over. My monkey like arms make it good to skip with.
The end bit that you plug into the Gamecube is really small and shiny. I don't have much to say about that bit.
If you turn the controller at an angle, upside down from behind, it kinda looks like a cat. With two big grey teeth. And a blue one.
There are four screws on it.
The buttons make me feel like a man when I press them. This is good. The X-Box's controller still upsets me with the really poncy buttons.
I think the D-Pad is cool. It looks really small, but I find it pretty easy to use, and I have pretty big hands.
All in all, it's probably best to have a Gamecube, before buying a controller.
No really, this was meant to almost be a parody, you don't have to be biased to parodies.
> I have held the controller, and it rules!
Held the controller!? I've played it!
> I have held the controller, and it rules!
Held the controller!? I've played it!
Didn't know you had lips.
(I'm the voice in your head, you idiot.)