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Marc Lloyd is stood backstage with a microphone in his hand. “Tazz, our reigning Hardcore Champion, I understand that you have some comments for the front office?” Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) gives a glare to the camera before snatching the mic. “Marc, you like the sound of your own voice don’t you? Just shut up and make me look good. Yeah II got a few things to say to the front office. Look at this belt around my waist Marc. What does it mean? To me it means I’m the most hardcore athlete in this federation. But to the people who matter, it obviously means jack. Cos they haven’t even booked me to defend this belt at this PPV…”
Tazz trails off as Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) has wandered into view and is staring Tazz down. “You got a problem little man?” Asks Tazz. Brock says nothing but hits Tazz with a huge right hand! Tazz goes to punch back but Brock ducks it and in a flash Tazz is up on his shoulders. Spinning face-buster to the concrete!!! Brock Lesnar signals for referee Charles Robinson and makes the cover! 1---2---3! New hardcore champ! Charles Robinson calls for the bell, but before he has chance to hand the new champion the belt, CLANG!!!
Here’s Raven (Starlight) and he just hit Brock full on over the back of the head with a trash can! Brock didn’t flinch! He plants a boot in Raven’s stomach and in a flash has him up in a powerbomb position! He turns slightly though and drives Raven straight through a wooden pallet! Raven has almost been split in two! Brock stands with an evil smirk on his face! Ponly long enough for Shane McMahon (Cong Man) to come running into shot though! Shane O’ Mac charges straight at this behemoth! Unfortunately for Shane, Brock sees him coming and uses his momentum to launch him straight through a window in the backstage area! Shane goes down in a shower of glass!!!
Haku (Shaneo) was sat having a coffee in the backstage area, but sees his opportunity and charges at Brock! Haku with a big punch that barely phase big Brock! Headbutt! Oh MY GOD!!! Lesnar didn’t even flinch! Brock with a headbutt of his own and Haku didn’t flinch! This is turning into a headbutt contest! Double headbutt!!! Both men stagger backwards! Roll-up!!! Crash (Grandprix) has snuck in and tries to get the roll-up pin on Brock! He’s got Jack Doan with him…1---2---Kick out from brock Lesnar who is now bleeding from a gash to his head! Crash shoots back up, but is met by a spine buster from Lesnar. Crash’s head makes a sickening thud on the concrete!
GORE! GORE! GORE!!! Rhyno (Jetser0 just charged Brock Lesnar and sends him staggering backwards! Rhyno makes the cover but Haku breaks up the count! Look out, the backstage area has filled with wrestlers all after that Hardcore belt!!! I can see Steve Blackman (Ant), Bradshaw (Kid Rock), Big Show (Longy), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Brian Adams (Scott Giles) Chris Kanyon (big Slow), Viscera (AfroJoe), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Big Boss Man (Mike All) and Maven (Tazz) all out there and they’re all going at it now!!!
Brock Lesnar has Haku and just drove him head first into a wall!!! It dented the wall but didn’t pphase Halu, who locks in a Tongan death grip! But Brock with a swift kick to the groin! Haku is doubled up and Brock pushes him headlong into a stack of oil barrels which collapse on top of poor Haku!!! THWACK!!! It’s Steve Blackman (Ant) now with his trusty kendo stick to the head of Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder). Brock just took it, like he didn’t feel a thing! THWACK! THWACK!!! THWA-SNAP!!! Blackman with three more shots and he broke the kendo stick! Brock still doesn’t move! Kick to the midsection of Blackman, Powerbomb! And he hauls him back up for another! And another!!! Blackman slumps into a heap!!!
CLANG!!! Viscera (AfroJoe) with a chair shot from behind to Brock Lesnar! Brock felt that one, he doubles up! Viscera swings that chair again, but Brock moved! Quick as a flash he hits Big Vis with a pair of roght hands and has the huge Viscera up on his shoulders, spinning face-buster!!! What stregnth!!! Brock has that chair now CLANG!!! He just bent it over the head of Justin Credible (Rickoss). Credible goes down like he’s been shot! CLANG!!! There’s one for Maven (Tazz) too. Brock quickly turns and sees Bradshaw running at him, SPINEBUSTER!!! Bradshaw’s head hits the concrete with a sickening thud! CLANG!!! Chair shot knocks down Kanyon (Big_Slow) CLANG!!! Chair shot to Brian Adams (Scott Giles) and the chair, which was already bent almost in two, just broke clean in half!!!
Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) and The Bossman (MikeAll) stop fighting each other and try to double team Lesnar, but this monster cuts them off with a double-noggin-knocker! Bossman gets scooped up and Brock poewr-slams him on the cold unforgiving concrete floor. Hardcore Holly , who was still staggering around is also scooped up and gets gorilla-press-dropped for his trouble!
Brock is running rampant! But wait!!! It’s the Big Show (Longy)!!!He just grabbed Brock Lesnar by the throat and he’s signalling for that big chokeslam!!! But Brock cuts him off with a kick to the groin!!! Low blow ref!!! Oh, hold on, this is Hardcore!!! Brock lifyts the Big Show!!! Great display of strength again from Lesnar as he heaves the massive frame of the Show on to his shoulders! Brock is turning red but still manages to perform his spinning face buster on the Show! That was inhuman!!!
Brock looks around, but all his challengers are lying in heaps!!! He takes his belt and walks away sneering. This monster has just beaten the entire Hardcore division on his own. Can anybody stop him?
Tazz trails off as Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) has wandered into view and is staring Tazz down. “You got a problem little man?” Asks Tazz. Brock says nothing but hits Tazz with a huge right hand! Tazz goes to punch back but Brock ducks it and in a flash Tazz is up on his shoulders. Spinning face-buster to the concrete!!! Brock Lesnar signals for referee Charles Robinson and makes the cover! 1---2---3! New hardcore champ! Charles Robinson calls for the bell, but before he has chance to hand the new champion the belt, CLANG!!!
Here’s Raven (Starlight) and he just hit Brock full on over the back of the head with a trash can! Brock didn’t flinch! He plants a boot in Raven’s stomach and in a flash has him up in a powerbomb position! He turns slightly though and drives Raven straight through a wooden pallet! Raven has almost been split in two! Brock stands with an evil smirk on his face! Ponly long enough for Shane McMahon (Cong Man) to come running into shot though! Shane O’ Mac charges straight at this behemoth! Unfortunately for Shane, Brock sees him coming and uses his momentum to launch him straight through a window in the backstage area! Shane goes down in a shower of glass!!!
Haku (Shaneo) was sat having a coffee in the backstage area, but sees his opportunity and charges at Brock! Haku with a big punch that barely phase big Brock! Headbutt! Oh MY GOD!!! Lesnar didn’t even flinch! Brock with a headbutt of his own and Haku didn’t flinch! This is turning into a headbutt contest! Double headbutt!!! Both men stagger backwards! Roll-up!!! Crash (Grandprix) has snuck in and tries to get the roll-up pin on Brock! He’s got Jack Doan with him…1---2---Kick out from brock Lesnar who is now bleeding from a gash to his head! Crash shoots back up, but is met by a spine buster from Lesnar. Crash’s head makes a sickening thud on the concrete!
GORE! GORE! GORE!!! Rhyno (Jetser0 just charged Brock Lesnar and sends him staggering backwards! Rhyno makes the cover but Haku breaks up the count! Look out, the backstage area has filled with wrestlers all after that Hardcore belt!!! I can see Steve Blackman (Ant), Bradshaw (Kid Rock), Big Show (Longy), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Brian Adams (Scott Giles) Chris Kanyon (big Slow), Viscera (AfroJoe), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Big Boss Man (Mike All) and Maven (Tazz) all out there and they’re all going at it now!!!
Brock Lesnar has Haku and just drove him head first into a wall!!! It dented the wall but didn’t pphase Halu, who locks in a Tongan death grip! But Brock with a swift kick to the groin! Haku is doubled up and Brock pushes him headlong into a stack of oil barrels which collapse on top of poor Haku!!! THWACK!!! It’s Steve Blackman (Ant) now with his trusty kendo stick to the head of Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder). Brock just took it, like he didn’t feel a thing! THWACK! THWACK!!! THWA-SNAP!!! Blackman with three more shots and he broke the kendo stick! Brock still doesn’t move! Kick to the midsection of Blackman, Powerbomb! And he hauls him back up for another! And another!!! Blackman slumps into a heap!!!
CLANG!!! Viscera (AfroJoe) with a chair shot from behind to Brock Lesnar! Brock felt that one, he doubles up! Viscera swings that chair again, but Brock moved! Quick as a flash he hits Big Vis with a pair of roght hands and has the huge Viscera up on his shoulders, spinning face-buster!!! What stregnth!!! Brock has that chair now CLANG!!! He just bent it over the head of Justin Credible (Rickoss). Credible goes down like he’s been shot! CLANG!!! There’s one for Maven (Tazz) too. Brock quickly turns and sees Bradshaw running at him, SPINEBUSTER!!! Bradshaw’s head hits the concrete with a sickening thud! CLANG!!! Chair shot knocks down Kanyon (Big_Slow) CLANG!!! Chair shot to Brian Adams (Scott Giles) and the chair, which was already bent almost in two, just broke clean in half!!!
Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) and The Bossman (MikeAll) stop fighting each other and try to double team Lesnar, but this monster cuts them off with a double-noggin-knocker! Bossman gets scooped up and Brock poewr-slams him on the cold unforgiving concrete floor. Hardcore Holly , who was still staggering around is also scooped up and gets gorilla-press-dropped for his trouble!
Brock is running rampant! But wait!!! It’s the Big Show (Longy)!!!He just grabbed Brock Lesnar by the throat and he’s signalling for that big chokeslam!!! But Brock cuts him off with a kick to the groin!!! Low blow ref!!! Oh, hold on, this is Hardcore!!! Brock lifyts the Big Show!!! Great display of strength again from Lesnar as he heaves the massive frame of the Show on to his shoulders! Brock is turning red but still manages to perform his spinning face buster on the Show! That was inhuman!!!
Brock looks around, but all his challengers are lying in heaps!!! He takes his belt and walks away sneering. This monster has just beaten the entire Hardcore division on his own. Can anybody stop him?
Not on the update that I took the info from he's not...
Hehe, I had the Championship Records out for a lot of changes but there was only the one! Congrats to Lesnar (DW) on a fantastic performance, and NEW SRW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!
Unlucky to...everyone. :D
Excellent stuff, non-stop hardcore action. Yeah, Tazz is Tazz, but it doesn't really matter.
Unlucky to...everyone. :D
Excellent stuff, non-stop hardcore action. Yeah, Tazz is Tazz, but it doesn't really matter.
When in the blue hell, did Mouldy Cheese come back??
... he does but it doesn't matter too much.
Where were all Grandprix's questions? Is Brock Lesnar invincible? Does Haku really drink coffee? How said life would be easy? Answers on the back of an old Manchester United shirt.
Where were all Grandprix's questions? Is Brock Lesnar invincible? Does Haku really drink coffee? How said life would be easy? Answers on the back of an old Manchester United shirt.
I thought Tazz had Tazz now...
Marc Lloyd is stood backstage with a microphone in his hand. “Tazz, our reigning Hardcore Champion, I understand that you have some comments for the front office?” Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) gives a glare to the camera before snatching the mic. “Marc, you like the sound of your own voice don’t you? Just shut up and make me look good. Yeah II got a few things to say to the front office. Look at this belt around my waist Marc. What does it mean? To me it means I’m the most hardcore athlete in this federation. But to the people who matter, it obviously means jack. Cos they haven’t even booked me to defend this belt at this PPV…”
Tazz trails off as Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) has wandered into view and is staring Tazz down. “You got a problem little man?” Asks Tazz. Brock says nothing but hits Tazz with a huge right hand! Tazz goes to punch back but Brock ducks it and in a flash Tazz is up on his shoulders. Spinning face-buster to the concrete!!! Brock Lesnar signals for referee Charles Robinson and makes the cover! 1---2---3! New hardcore champ! Charles Robinson calls for the bell, but before he has chance to hand the new champion the belt, CLANG!!!
Here’s Raven (Starlight) and he just hit Brock full on over the back of the head with a trash can! Brock didn’t flinch! He plants a boot in Raven’s stomach and in a flash has him up in a powerbomb position! He turns slightly though and drives Raven straight through a wooden pallet! Raven has almost been split in two! Brock stands with an evil smirk on his face! Ponly long enough for Shane McMahon (Cong Man) to come running into shot though! Shane O’ Mac charges straight at this behemoth! Unfortunately for Shane, Brock sees him coming and uses his momentum to launch him straight through a window in the backstage area! Shane goes down in a shower of glass!!!
Haku (Shaneo) was sat having a coffee in the backstage area, but sees his opportunity and charges at Brock! Haku with a big punch that barely phase big Brock! Headbutt! Oh MY GOD!!! Lesnar didn’t even flinch! Brock with a headbutt of his own and Haku didn’t flinch! This is turning into a headbutt contest! Double headbutt!!! Both men stagger backwards! Roll-up!!! Crash (Grandprix) has snuck in and tries to get the roll-up pin on Brock! He’s got Jack Doan with him…1---2---Kick out from brock Lesnar who is now bleeding from a gash to his head! Crash shoots back up, but is met by a spine buster from Lesnar. Crash’s head makes a sickening thud on the concrete!
GORE! GORE! GORE!!! Rhyno (Jetser0 just charged Brock Lesnar and sends him staggering backwards! Rhyno makes the cover but Haku breaks up the count! Look out, the backstage area has filled with wrestlers all after that Hardcore belt!!! I can see Steve Blackman (Ant), Bradshaw (Kid Rock), Big Show (Longy), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Brian Adams (Scott Giles) Chris Kanyon (big Slow), Viscera (AfroJoe), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Big Boss Man (Mike All) and Maven (Tazz) all out there and they’re all going at it now!!!
Brock Lesnar has Haku and just drove him head first into a wall!!! It dented the wall but didn’t pphase Halu, who locks in a Tongan death grip! But Brock with a swift kick to the groin! Haku is doubled up and Brock pushes him headlong into a stack of oil barrels which collapse on top of poor Haku!!! THWACK!!! It’s Steve Blackman (Ant) now with his trusty kendo stick to the head of Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder). Brock just took it, like he didn’t feel a thing! THWACK! THWACK!!! THWA-SNAP!!! Blackman with three more shots and he broke the kendo stick! Brock still doesn’t move! Kick to the midsection of Blackman, Powerbomb! And he hauls him back up for another! And another!!! Blackman slumps into a heap!!!
CLANG!!! Viscera (AfroJoe) with a chair shot from behind to Brock Lesnar! Brock felt that one, he doubles up! Viscera swings that chair again, but Brock moved! Quick as a flash he hits Big Vis with a pair of roght hands and has the huge Viscera up on his shoulders, spinning face-buster!!! What stregnth!!! Brock has that chair now CLANG!!! He just bent it over the head of Justin Credible (Rickoss). Credible goes down like he’s been shot! CLANG!!! There’s one for Maven (Tazz) too. Brock quickly turns and sees Bradshaw running at him, SPINEBUSTER!!! Bradshaw’s head hits the concrete with a sickening thud! CLANG!!! Chair shot knocks down Kanyon (Big_Slow) CLANG!!! Chair shot to Brian Adams (Scott Giles) and the chair, which was already bent almost in two, just broke clean in half!!!
Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) and The Bossman (MikeAll) stop fighting each other and try to double team Lesnar, but this monster cuts them off with a double-noggin-knocker! Bossman gets scooped up and Brock poewr-slams him on the cold unforgiving concrete floor. Hardcore Holly , who was still staggering around is also scooped up and gets gorilla-press-dropped for his trouble!
Brock is running rampant! But wait!!! It’s the Big Show (Longy)!!!He just grabbed Brock Lesnar by the throat and he’s signalling for that big chokeslam!!! But Brock cuts him off with a kick to the groin!!! Low blow ref!!! Oh, hold on, this is Hardcore!!! Brock lifyts the Big Show!!! Great display of strength again from Lesnar as he heaves the massive frame of the Show on to his shoulders! Brock is turning red but still manages to perform his spinning face buster on the Show! That was inhuman!!!
Brock looks around, but all his challengers are lying in heaps!!! He takes his belt and walks away sneering. This monster has just beaten the entire Hardcore division on his own. Can anybody stop him?
Tazz trails off as Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) has wandered into view and is staring Tazz down. “You got a problem little man?” Asks Tazz. Brock says nothing but hits Tazz with a huge right hand! Tazz goes to punch back but Brock ducks it and in a flash Tazz is up on his shoulders. Spinning face-buster to the concrete!!! Brock Lesnar signals for referee Charles Robinson and makes the cover! 1---2---3! New hardcore champ! Charles Robinson calls for the bell, but before he has chance to hand the new champion the belt, CLANG!!!
Here’s Raven (Starlight) and he just hit Brock full on over the back of the head with a trash can! Brock didn’t flinch! He plants a boot in Raven’s stomach and in a flash has him up in a powerbomb position! He turns slightly though and drives Raven straight through a wooden pallet! Raven has almost been split in two! Brock stands with an evil smirk on his face! Ponly long enough for Shane McMahon (Cong Man) to come running into shot though! Shane O’ Mac charges straight at this behemoth! Unfortunately for Shane, Brock sees him coming and uses his momentum to launch him straight through a window in the backstage area! Shane goes down in a shower of glass!!!
Haku (Shaneo) was sat having a coffee in the backstage area, but sees his opportunity and charges at Brock! Haku with a big punch that barely phase big Brock! Headbutt! Oh MY GOD!!! Lesnar didn’t even flinch! Brock with a headbutt of his own and Haku didn’t flinch! This is turning into a headbutt contest! Double headbutt!!! Both men stagger backwards! Roll-up!!! Crash (Grandprix) has snuck in and tries to get the roll-up pin on Brock! He’s got Jack Doan with him…1---2---Kick out from brock Lesnar who is now bleeding from a gash to his head! Crash shoots back up, but is met by a spine buster from Lesnar. Crash’s head makes a sickening thud on the concrete!
GORE! GORE! GORE!!! Rhyno (Jetser0 just charged Brock Lesnar and sends him staggering backwards! Rhyno makes the cover but Haku breaks up the count! Look out, the backstage area has filled with wrestlers all after that Hardcore belt!!! I can see Steve Blackman (Ant), Bradshaw (Kid Rock), Big Show (Longy), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Brian Adams (Scott Giles) Chris Kanyon (big Slow), Viscera (AfroJoe), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Big Boss Man (Mike All) and Maven (Tazz) all out there and they’re all going at it now!!!
Brock Lesnar has Haku and just drove him head first into a wall!!! It dented the wall but didn’t pphase Halu, who locks in a Tongan death grip! But Brock with a swift kick to the groin! Haku is doubled up and Brock pushes him headlong into a stack of oil barrels which collapse on top of poor Haku!!! THWACK!!! It’s Steve Blackman (Ant) now with his trusty kendo stick to the head of Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder). Brock just took it, like he didn’t feel a thing! THWACK! THWACK!!! THWA-SNAP!!! Blackman with three more shots and he broke the kendo stick! Brock still doesn’t move! Kick to the midsection of Blackman, Powerbomb! And he hauls him back up for another! And another!!! Blackman slumps into a heap!!!
CLANG!!! Viscera (AfroJoe) with a chair shot from behind to Brock Lesnar! Brock felt that one, he doubles up! Viscera swings that chair again, but Brock moved! Quick as a flash he hits Big Vis with a pair of roght hands and has the huge Viscera up on his shoulders, spinning face-buster!!! What stregnth!!! Brock has that chair now CLANG!!! He just bent it over the head of Justin Credible (Rickoss). Credible goes down like he’s been shot! CLANG!!! There’s one for Maven (Tazz) too. Brock quickly turns and sees Bradshaw running at him, SPINEBUSTER!!! Bradshaw’s head hits the concrete with a sickening thud! CLANG!!! Chair shot knocks down Kanyon (Big_Slow) CLANG!!! Chair shot to Brian Adams (Scott Giles) and the chair, which was already bent almost in two, just broke clean in half!!!
Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) and The Bossman (MikeAll) stop fighting each other and try to double team Lesnar, but this monster cuts them off with a double-noggin-knocker! Bossman gets scooped up and Brock poewr-slams him on the cold unforgiving concrete floor. Hardcore Holly , who was still staggering around is also scooped up and gets gorilla-press-dropped for his trouble!
Brock is running rampant! But wait!!! It’s the Big Show (Longy)!!!He just grabbed Brock Lesnar by the throat and he’s signalling for that big chokeslam!!! But Brock cuts him off with a kick to the groin!!! Low blow ref!!! Oh, hold on, this is Hardcore!!! Brock lifyts the Big Show!!! Great display of strength again from Lesnar as he heaves the massive frame of the Show on to his shoulders! Brock is turning red but still manages to perform his spinning face buster on the Show! That was inhuman!!!
Brock looks around, but all his challengers are lying in heaps!!! He takes his belt and walks away sneering. This monster has just beaten the entire Hardcore division on his own. Can anybody stop him?