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"Mario vs Sonic: hip-hop style"

Mario: [thick Italian accent]

Heya Sonic, a why are you blue?
normally hedge-a-hogs are more brownish hue
heya, my mamma normally thinksa theya cute
butta she'd be very unhaappy ifa she ever saw you
The next time I a see you, imma squish you inna my kart
I knowa you run fast, but imma cheat at a the start
anda when imma hit you, imma aim for your rude parts
buta thats only because you're covered in blue darts...


Sonic: [thick Hedgehogian accent]

So Mario, you think a plumber can freestyle?
get back to your sink, stick to pipes in the meanwhile,
but joking apart, were you in the Village People?
cos with your big gay moustache you could be singing a sequel
to the YMCA or maybe 'Shudduppa you face'
while i'm sleepin with Princess Daisy...
1,2,3... Imma up in your grace


Mario:

Thata was a below the belt Sonic, at least to a certain degree,
cos I don'ta have a belt cos I a wear dungarees,
but iffa I did thinka you a threat, I'd a call Luigi
and he'd stompa on your head, so you just a blue squeegy,
cos he's leaving the Mansion where he got heeby-jeebies
and we a gonna put you inna tube for a pasta sauce easy-squeezy
Iffa hedge-a-hoga inna season, that is a perfectly legal,
... Mamma Mia, fetch-a-tha blenda!
Sonic you a better surrender


Sonic:

Mario you've clearly munched far too many magic mushrooms
and as a consequence I find it difficult to trust you,
you make Doctor Robotnik look positively sane
with the total weirdness taken for granted in your games
And as for your crew of loony dinosaurs and tortoises
I never understood what they were for, or what their purpose is,
best visit a psychiatrist, you never know, you might even learn from this,
or else i'll use some fire tricks and your 'tash might steam or burn a bit


Mario:

Thats itta, nowa Iva hadda enough
y'know those orange flowers, Iva scoffed a few of the stuff,
Imma dab a hand with a fireballs that i canna shoot from my cuff
and imma shoot you silly hedge-a-hog, so thata you go
And imma get Yoshi to a slap you witha his tongue
while imma sippa frothy coffee anda maybe a honey bun
and thena your legs so a you a stopping run
(now mya inglis is goinga offee, thatta magic stuffsa work is done)


Sonic:

I've saved the best for last, now it's time to whoop your rse:
What is the ultimate question that somebody might ask?
-> Who would play the part of you in a movie about your past?
Har Har Har... Bob Hoyskins was the star!
I'd probably have Arnie with a special hedgehog mask
And for the female cast? I'd have Miss Tiddywinkle's daughters,
but you'd have to go without, cos you're a hairy fat old porker,
& Princess Daisy admitted that in fact you were a stalker,
and that you're a little crazy, and under a court order.

Microchips wrote:
> Sonic wins, by far.
>
> How about Link vs. Ganandorf?

I'm afraid I'm no Zelda afficionado and know next to nothing about Ganadorf, but I might try Link vs Maximo...

Sonic wins, by far.

How about Link vs. Ganandorf?

Vote for the victor...

All requests for future characters' battle raps gratefully received...

Mario: [thick Italian accent]

Heya Sonic, a why are you blue?
normally hedge-a-hogs are more brownish hue
heya, my mamma normally thinksa theya cute
butta she'd be very unhaappy ifa she ever saw you
The next time I a see you, imma squish you inna my kart
I knowa you run fast, but imma cheat at a the start
anda when imma hit you, imma aim for your rude parts
buta thats only because you're covered in blue darts...


Sonic: [thick Hedgehogian accent]

So Mario, you think a plumber can freestyle?
get back to your sink, stick to pipes in the meanwhile,
but joking apart, were you in the Village People?
cos with your big gay moustache you could be singing a sequel
to the YMCA or maybe 'Shudduppa you face'
while i'm sleepin with Princess Daisy...
1,2,3... Imma up in your grace


Mario:

Thata was a below the belt Sonic, at least to a certain degree,
cos I don'ta have a belt cos I a wear dungarees,
but iffa I did thinka you a threat, I'd a call Luigi
and he'd stompa on your head, so you just a blue squeegy,
cos he's leaving the Mansion where he got heeby-jeebies
and we a gonna put you inna tube for a pasta sauce easy-squeezy
Iffa hedge-a-hoga inna season, that is a perfectly legal,
... Mamma Mia, fetch-a-tha blenda!
Sonic you a better surrender


Sonic:

Mario you've clearly munched far too many magic mushrooms
and as a consequence I find it difficult to trust you,
you make Doctor Robotnik look positively sane
with the total weirdness taken for granted in your games
And as for your crew of loony dinosaurs and tortoises
I never understood what they were for, or what their purpose is,
best visit a psychiatrist, you never know, you might even learn from this,
or else i'll use some fire tricks and your 'tash might steam or burn a bit


Mario:

Thats itta, nowa Iva hadda enough
y'know those orange flowers, Iva scoffed a few of the stuff,
Imma dab a hand with a fireballs that i canna shoot from my cuff
and imma shoot you silly hedge-a-hog, so thata you go
And imma get Yoshi to a slap you witha his tongue
while imma sippa frothy coffee anda maybe a honey bun
and thena your legs so a you a stopping run
(now mya inglis is goinga offee, thatta magic stuffsa work is done)


Sonic:

I've saved the best for last, now it's time to whoop your rse:
What is the ultimate question that somebody might ask?
-> Who would play the part of you in a movie about your past?
Har Har Har... Bob Hoyskins was the star!
I'd probably have Arnie with a special hedgehog mask
And for the female cast? I'd have Miss Tiddywinkle's daughters,
but you'd have to go without, cos you're a hairy fat old porker,
& Princess Daisy admitted that in fact you were a stalker,
and that you're a little crazy, and under a court order.