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The other night I was brushing my teeth and the toothbrush slipped, scraping into that bit where you put your tongue and go 'muuuuuh' at people. Now it hurts like hell when I talk, eat, drink or open my big fat mouth.
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You broke your willy?
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Snapping your willy.
>
> Ouch.
I did that once before. I was on the bottom of a bunk bed and the top one collapsed in on me while I was...
Painting. That's it. Not with my willy though.
> Snapping your willy.
>
> Ouch.
I did that once before. I was on the bottom of a bunk bed and the top one collapsed in on me while I was...
Painting. That's it. Not with my willy though.
Getting up too quickly - everything goes black and then you hurt yourself
Why has my broken face got 15 replies!?
Oh, and MWA, you're meant to take it out the badger before running away :D
Oh, and MWA, you're meant to take it out the badger before running away :D
Oh for fu..
Snapping your willy.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Cutting your leg off.
This could go on for a long time.
This could go on for a long time.
Getting shot.
That hurts.
That hurts.
Or smashing your face off a wall... we all do it... and setting yourself on fire
Or hitting your nose on something...god that hurts
Or poking yourself in the eye.
Or poking yourself in the eye.
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