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I know Skodas are a good car nowadays but here are some jokes from yester year:
Why do Skodas have a heated rear windscreen?
To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Why do Skodas have a rear windscreen wiper?
To remove the flies that crash into them.
What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof?
A Skip.
What do you call a Skoda with twin Exhausts?
A wheelbarrow.
What do you call a Skoda with a long radio Aerial?
A dodgem.
How do you make a Skoda do 60mph?
Push it off a cliff.
What's the difference between a Skoda and Flu?
You can get rid of Flu.
How do you mend a brocken Skoda?
First, lift off the radiator cap. Then, push Skoda off a cliff. Finally, push a new Skoda underneath the radiator cap. Tighten.
Finally...
A man goes into a shop and says: 'Can I have a new petrol cap for my Skoda?'
The salesman replies: 'That sounds a fair swop'.
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week!
Why do Skodas have a heated rear windscreen?
To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Why do Skodas have a rear windscreen wiper?
To remove the flies that crash into them.
What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof?
A Skip.
What do you call a Skoda with twin Exhausts?
A wheelbarrow.
What do you call a Skoda with a long radio Aerial?
A dodgem.
How do you make a Skoda do 60mph?
Push it off a cliff.
What's the difference between a Skoda and Flu?
You can get rid of Flu.
How do you mend a brocken Skoda?
First, lift off the radiator cap. Then, push Skoda off a cliff. Finally, push a new Skoda underneath the radiator cap. Tighten.
Finally...
A man goes into a shop and says: 'Can I have a new petrol cap for my Skoda?'
The salesman replies: 'That sounds a fair swop'.
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week!
Lookie lookie whos been reading the daily mail, clever lad :rolleyes:
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Actually..*Thinx*
Nah!
Actually..*Thinx*
Nah!
I know Skodas are a good car nowadays but here are some jokes from yester year:
Why do Skodas have a heated rear windscreen?
To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Why do Skodas have a rear windscreen wiper?
To remove the flies that crash into them.
What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof?
A Skip.
What do you call a Skoda with twin Exhausts?
A wheelbarrow.
What do you call a Skoda with a long radio Aerial?
A dodgem.
How do you make a Skoda do 60mph?
Push it off a cliff.
What's the difference between a Skoda and Flu?
You can get rid of Flu.
How do you mend a brocken Skoda?
First, lift off the radiator cap. Then, push Skoda off a cliff. Finally, push a new Skoda underneath the radiator cap. Tighten.
Finally...
A man goes into a shop and says: 'Can I have a new petrol cap for my Skoda?'
The salesman replies: 'That sounds a fair swop'.
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week!
Why do Skodas have a heated rear windscreen?
To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Why do Skodas have a rear windscreen wiper?
To remove the flies that crash into them.
What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof?
A Skip.
What do you call a Skoda with twin Exhausts?
A wheelbarrow.
What do you call a Skoda with a long radio Aerial?
A dodgem.
How do you make a Skoda do 60mph?
Push it off a cliff.
What's the difference between a Skoda and Flu?
You can get rid of Flu.
How do you mend a brocken Skoda?
First, lift off the radiator cap. Then, push Skoda off a cliff. Finally, push a new Skoda underneath the radiator cap. Tighten.
Finally...
A man goes into a shop and says: 'Can I have a new petrol cap for my Skoda?'
The salesman replies: 'That sounds a fair swop'.
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week!