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SR 24 - A synopsis of each of the 24 episodes in the never-to-be-released-coz-it’s-too-poor series. (Sort of based around Channel 2's Sunday night programme)
Midnight - 1AM
Jack ‘Hybrid’ Bauer discovers an assassination attempt is to be made on the life of SR Presidential candidate Mr.Snuggly. He immediately leaves SR towers to tell everyone he knows about it, and possibly to release some pictures on the internet that will create a lot of discussion (but, ultimately, be completely useless). Agent RM18 is dispatched to hunt down the assassin, and goes to find his first contact - SSXPro.
Meanwhile, the assassin - Goatboy - is travelling on a plane to SR city.
1AM - 2AM
Hybrid begins to create a global search of all the potential assassins in the world. He may be doing this for several episodes to come.
RM18 travels to an abandoned parking lot to meet SSXPro. As he arrives he hears gunshots. Speeding in to the car park, he finds the bullet-riddled body of SSXPro lying mangled on the floor. Just before SSXPro dies, he reveals the identity of the shooter - Meka Dragon. RM18 realises he will have to travel some more.
Goatboy’s plane arrives.
2AM - 3AM
Hybrid’s search continues...
RM18 is called (on his mobile phone, not by some tramp shouting) by his wife, Mystique (sorry if this offends anyone). She confesses that his daughter, Brew (heh) has been kidnapped by some unknown people while she was out on some street corner trying to make some money. RM18 tells his wife to shut up, stop crying and to go out and look for Brew.
Goatboy gets off his plane and immediately goes to contact his employer - Doughnut Monster!
3AM - 4AM
Hybrid is still searching...
Meka Dragon has a cheap, low-budget kung-fu fight with RM18. Just as RM18 wins, and prepares to shoot him, Meka Dragon confesses that he knows where RM18’s daughter is. Caught between film cliches, RM18 realizes he will have to let Meka Dragon live. Just as Meka Dragon is about to confess the location of his daughter, he is shot in the head by a professional sniper (who will never be found, since they never *do* get found when this sort of thing happens).
Goatboy and Doughnut Monster meet, and begin to prepare the disguise with which Goatboy will attack Mr.Snuggly.
4AM - 5AM
During all this, incidentally, Mr.Snuggly will be having a family crisis, since all scenes with him in would be really boring.
Hybrid is still searching...
Luckily, RM18 finds an address in the pocket of Meka Dragon’s corpse. It is the address of a nearby disused warehouse. He sets out immediately, but shortly gets arrested for the murder of SSXPro.
As he protests his innocence in the police station, Goatboy’s disguise is nearing completion.
5AM - 6AM
The sun rises on Hybrid, who has now fallen asleep while his computer keeps
searching.
Eventually, RM18 is able to persuade Officers Monkey-Man and Wookiemonster that he is actually an SR agent. They agree that he can go, and he rushes off to the warehouse, only to discover that it had been completely demolished ten minutes before he got there. In the rubble, he finds a child’s doll. He recognises it to be Brew’s, and sits in the rubble and cries in anguish.
Goatboy is now disguised. As Snipe (how ironic).
6AM - 7AM
Hybrid snores gently on his computer keyboard...
Suddenly, Mystique calls RM18 as he lies beating his fists on the rubble. She tells him that someone with a strange voice called her and told her to come to the abandoned cinema, or Brew would die. RM18 perks up, and agrees to meet her there.
The two travel towards the cinema, but fail to meet up at the entrance. RM18 enters the cinema to look for his wife, but she arrives late and goes in after him, all by herself. Scary music ensues.
Goatboy leaves Doughnut Monster's headquarters and goes to find a decent sniping spot.
7AM - 8AM
A fly lands on Hybrid's nose. He ignores it completely.
RM18 and Mystique are hunting round the abandoned cinema. Mystique the first of the two in camera, and the camera cuts to RM18 as someone puts their hand over her mouth and drags her in to the shadows. The cinema scene ends as RM18, having been through an obligatory gunfight with some big masked guys, discovers the body of his daughter, bound and gagged. She is alive, but only just. There is no sign of his wife.
Goatboy thinks he's found a good spot on the top of a hill, but then realises that he can't actually see SR city from his location, let alone SR towers.
8AM - 9AM
The fly is now crawling up Hybrid's left nostril. He doesn't even flinch.
RM18 rushes Brew to the nearest hospital. The doctors rush her straight to the operating room for no apparent reason. As RM18 watches Chief Surgeon Small Frog (that's my personal cameo) perform some incredible operation on her brain, he recieves another call from Mystique. Apparently, she has been kidnapped by the evil Doughnut Monster, and is being forced to make the call. Suddenly,the conversation with her breaks off, and the voice of Doughnut Monster comes over the phone (close-up on the mouth of Doughnut Monster when he talks). He demands that RM18 come to the abandoned zoo nearby. Grumbling about the fact that everywhere seems abandoned these days, RM18 agrees, and leaves for the zoo.
Goatboy has got lost. The fool.
9AM - 10AM
The fly, having got bored of Hybrid’s nostril, has crawled through his head and emerges through his right ear. Hybrid jolts slightly as it pauses on his earlobe, then settles back down as it flies away.
RM18 nears the zoo. SR city zoo used to be home to some very rare animals,
including a giant talking Ant, a wierd alien creature called Sheepy, and the world-famous Badgerman. They’re all dead now, since Mr. Chainsaw went on a rampage the year before. Catching Mr. Chainsaw had promoted RM18 from a newbie agent to a fully-fledged Regular Agent. RM18 enters the quiet zoo, looking round carefully, trying to spot Doughnut Monster. However, Doughnut Monster is not here. Instead, he has sent his terrifying right-hand-man, Stryke. As Stryke attacks him, RM18 knows he doesn’t stand a chance. As he falls to the ground, a gunshot rings out. Stryke falls dead at his side. Agent Absolut Neo lowers his SR rifle, and goes to help RM18 up. Another gunshot rings out. Absolut Neo collapses, his brains leaking
from the huge hole in the side of his head. RM18’s phone rings. He answers to hear Doughnut Monster’s voice. Doughnut Monster is angry that RM18 had help, and orders him to go to the disused docks. If RM18 has any more help, his wife will die. RM18 leaves the zoo set at a sprint (possibly to the music from Chariots Of Fire).
Goatboy stops to ask a local for directions. Unfortunately, the local is a retarded newbie, and only talks in txt spk. Goatboy can’t understand, and continues to hunt for SR towers by himself.
10AM - 11AM
Hybrid’s phone rings. It is RM18, trying to get someone to help him. Unfortunately, Hybrid is snoring far louder than the phone rings, and doesn’t even stir.
RM18 arrives at the docks, sweating profusely. Surprise, surprise - there is no sign of his wife. However, standing on the prow of a small speedboat is Doughnut Monster himself! Mystique lies tied up in the stern of the boat. Doughnut Monster tells RM18 that his wife will die unless he assists in the killing of Mr.Snuggly. He will phone later. The speedboat turns with a whoosh of spray, and rockets of in to the distance.
RM18 knows he is caught in a real dilemma now - should he save his wife or
Snuggly? Desperate to solve his problem, he goes to the only place that will help. The pub. As he waits for the phone call, he drowns his sorrows in lots and lots of tequila.
Meanwhile, Goatboy has spotted SR towers. They were behind him. He makes one of his usual clever sarcastic comments, and goes to find a good vantage point.
11 AM - 12 PM
Hybrid wakes up. Only to discover that the computer hasn’t finished searching. He goes back to sleep.
RM18 is now completely plastered. He staggers from the pub, dropping his mobile phone in the gutter as he does so. As he walks off, it rings. Just before it stops, he realises how desperate this call is, and spins round to answer it. It is his wife. Tearfully, Mystique begs him to come to the old football stadium. Moaning, RM18 tells her how much her loves her in slurred tones. She rants for a good half hour about how he shouldn’t be getting drunk - it’s irresponsible, and how that good-looking ‘Hybrid’ Bauer wouldn’t ever get drunk. RM18 tells her to shut up, or he’d never
cmoe to save her. She hangs up. He starts the long walk to the stadium, veering slightly as the alcohol affects his weight.
Goatboy has found the perfect spot - and Mr.Snuggly is sitting on the couch, watching TV. As Goatboy lines up his sniper rifle, we see Mr.Snuggly’s head through the scope. The episode ends as Goatboy’s finger tightens on the trigger.
To be continued...
When I’ve got more time.
Midnight - 1AM
Jack ‘Hybrid’ Bauer discovers an assassination attempt is to be made on the life of SR Presidential candidate Mr.Snuggly. He immediately leaves SR towers to tell everyone he knows about it, and possibly to release some pictures on the internet that will create a lot of discussion (but, ultimately, be completely useless). Agent RM18 is dispatched to hunt down the assassin, and goes to find his first contact - SSXPro.
Meanwhile, the assassin - Goatboy - is travelling on a plane to SR city.
1AM - 2AM
Hybrid begins to create a global search of all the potential assassins in the world. He may be doing this for several episodes to come.
RM18 travels to an abandoned parking lot to meet SSXPro. As he arrives he hears gunshots. Speeding in to the car park, he finds the bullet-riddled body of SSXPro lying mangled on the floor. Just before SSXPro dies, he reveals the identity of the shooter - Meka Dragon. RM18 realises he will have to travel some more.
Goatboy’s plane arrives.
2AM - 3AM
Hybrid’s search continues...
RM18 is called (on his mobile phone, not by some tramp shouting) by his wife, Mystique (sorry if this offends anyone). She confesses that his daughter, Brew (heh) has been kidnapped by some unknown people while she was out on some street corner trying to make some money. RM18 tells his wife to shut up, stop crying and to go out and look for Brew.
Goatboy gets off his plane and immediately goes to contact his employer - Doughnut Monster!
3AM - 4AM
Hybrid is still searching...
Meka Dragon has a cheap, low-budget kung-fu fight with RM18. Just as RM18 wins, and prepares to shoot him, Meka Dragon confesses that he knows where RM18’s daughter is. Caught between film cliches, RM18 realizes he will have to let Meka Dragon live. Just as Meka Dragon is about to confess the location of his daughter, he is shot in the head by a professional sniper (who will never be found, since they never *do* get found when this sort of thing happens).
Goatboy and Doughnut Monster meet, and begin to prepare the disguise with which Goatboy will attack Mr.Snuggly.
4AM - 5AM
During all this, incidentally, Mr.Snuggly will be having a family crisis, since all scenes with him in would be really boring.
Hybrid is still searching...
Luckily, RM18 finds an address in the pocket of Meka Dragon’s corpse. It is the address of a nearby disused warehouse. He sets out immediately, but shortly gets arrested for the murder of SSXPro.
As he protests his innocence in the police station, Goatboy’s disguise is nearing completion.
5AM - 6AM
The sun rises on Hybrid, who has now fallen asleep while his computer keeps
searching.
Eventually, RM18 is able to persuade Officers Monkey-Man and Wookiemonster that he is actually an SR agent. They agree that he can go, and he rushes off to the warehouse, only to discover that it had been completely demolished ten minutes before he got there. In the rubble, he finds a child’s doll. He recognises it to be Brew’s, and sits in the rubble and cries in anguish.
Goatboy is now disguised. As Snipe (how ironic).
6AM - 7AM
Hybrid snores gently on his computer keyboard...
Suddenly, Mystique calls RM18 as he lies beating his fists on the rubble. She tells him that someone with a strange voice called her and told her to come to the abandoned cinema, or Brew would die. RM18 perks up, and agrees to meet her there.
The two travel towards the cinema, but fail to meet up at the entrance. RM18 enters the cinema to look for his wife, but she arrives late and goes in after him, all by herself. Scary music ensues.
Goatboy leaves Doughnut Monster's headquarters and goes to find a decent sniping spot.
7AM - 8AM
A fly lands on Hybrid's nose. He ignores it completely.
RM18 and Mystique are hunting round the abandoned cinema. Mystique the first of the two in camera, and the camera cuts to RM18 as someone puts their hand over her mouth and drags her in to the shadows. The cinema scene ends as RM18, having been through an obligatory gunfight with some big masked guys, discovers the body of his daughter, bound and gagged. She is alive, but only just. There is no sign of his wife.
Goatboy thinks he's found a good spot on the top of a hill, but then realises that he can't actually see SR city from his location, let alone SR towers.
8AM - 9AM
The fly is now crawling up Hybrid's left nostril. He doesn't even flinch.
RM18 rushes Brew to the nearest hospital. The doctors rush her straight to the operating room for no apparent reason. As RM18 watches Chief Surgeon Small Frog (that's my personal cameo) perform some incredible operation on her brain, he recieves another call from Mystique. Apparently, she has been kidnapped by the evil Doughnut Monster, and is being forced to make the call. Suddenly,the conversation with her breaks off, and the voice of Doughnut Monster comes over the phone (close-up on the mouth of Doughnut Monster when he talks). He demands that RM18 come to the abandoned zoo nearby. Grumbling about the fact that everywhere seems abandoned these days, RM18 agrees, and leaves for the zoo.
Goatboy has got lost. The fool.
9AM - 10AM
The fly, having got bored of Hybrid’s nostril, has crawled through his head and emerges through his right ear. Hybrid jolts slightly as it pauses on his earlobe, then settles back down as it flies away.
RM18 nears the zoo. SR city zoo used to be home to some very rare animals,
including a giant talking Ant, a wierd alien creature called Sheepy, and the world-famous Badgerman. They’re all dead now, since Mr. Chainsaw went on a rampage the year before. Catching Mr. Chainsaw had promoted RM18 from a newbie agent to a fully-fledged Regular Agent. RM18 enters the quiet zoo, looking round carefully, trying to spot Doughnut Monster. However, Doughnut Monster is not here. Instead, he has sent his terrifying right-hand-man, Stryke. As Stryke attacks him, RM18 knows he doesn’t stand a chance. As he falls to the ground, a gunshot rings out. Stryke falls dead at his side. Agent Absolut Neo lowers his SR rifle, and goes to help RM18 up. Another gunshot rings out. Absolut Neo collapses, his brains leaking
from the huge hole in the side of his head. RM18’s phone rings. He answers to hear Doughnut Monster’s voice. Doughnut Monster is angry that RM18 had help, and orders him to go to the disused docks. If RM18 has any more help, his wife will die. RM18 leaves the zoo set at a sprint (possibly to the music from Chariots Of Fire).
Goatboy stops to ask a local for directions. Unfortunately, the local is a retarded newbie, and only talks in txt spk. Goatboy can’t understand, and continues to hunt for SR towers by himself.
10AM - 11AM
Hybrid’s phone rings. It is RM18, trying to get someone to help him. Unfortunately, Hybrid is snoring far louder than the phone rings, and doesn’t even stir.
RM18 arrives at the docks, sweating profusely. Surprise, surprise - there is no sign of his wife. However, standing on the prow of a small speedboat is Doughnut Monster himself! Mystique lies tied up in the stern of the boat. Doughnut Monster tells RM18 that his wife will die unless he assists in the killing of Mr.Snuggly. He will phone later. The speedboat turns with a whoosh of spray, and rockets of in to the distance.
RM18 knows he is caught in a real dilemma now - should he save his wife or
Snuggly? Desperate to solve his problem, he goes to the only place that will help. The pub. As he waits for the phone call, he drowns his sorrows in lots and lots of tequila.
Meanwhile, Goatboy has spotted SR towers. They were behind him. He makes one of his usual clever sarcastic comments, and goes to find a good vantage point.
11 AM - 12 PM
Hybrid wakes up. Only to discover that the computer hasn’t finished searching. He goes back to sleep.
RM18 is now completely plastered. He staggers from the pub, dropping his mobile phone in the gutter as he does so. As he walks off, it rings. Just before it stops, he realises how desperate this call is, and spins round to answer it. It is his wife. Tearfully, Mystique begs him to come to the old football stadium. Moaning, RM18 tells her how much her loves her in slurred tones. She rants for a good half hour about how he shouldn’t be getting drunk - it’s irresponsible, and how that good-looking ‘Hybrid’ Bauer wouldn’t ever get drunk. RM18 tells her to shut up, or he’d never
cmoe to save her. She hangs up. He starts the long walk to the stadium, veering slightly as the alcohol affects his weight.
Goatboy has found the perfect spot - and Mr.Snuggly is sitting on the couch, watching TV. As Goatboy lines up his sniper rifle, we see Mr.Snuggly’s head through the scope. The episode ends as Goatboy’s finger tightens on the trigger.
To be continued...
When I’ve got more time.
oh yeh so I am...
that shot probably did put a hole in my head, cause my brains fallen out
that shot probably did put a hole in my head, cause my brains fallen out
Nice one.
Married to Mystique, heh?
Hmmmm...
Married to Mystique, heh?
Hmmmm...
Good shtuff.
AbsoluT Neo wrote:
> nice but I thought you said I was in this....
You are. You die shortly before 10 AM. Hah.
> nice but I thought you said I was in this....
You are. You die shortly before 10 AM. Hah.
nice but I thought you said I was in this....
Cheers dude. At last, someone who listens to me.
And for my next trick, I will recite the whole of Macbeth for your enjoyment.
*clears throat*
And for my next trick, I will recite the whole of Macbeth for your enjoyment.
*clears throat*
Sorry Small frog, I was half way through reading this earlier, but got an important email I had to deal with!
Anyway, read now, and enjoyed.
Anyway, read now, and enjoyed.
Please please please somebody reply to this. Even if you're just going to correct all the mistakes? So much of my life went in to this...
SR 24 - A synopsis of each of the 24 episodes in the never-to-be-released-coz-it’s-too-poor series. (Sort of based around Channel 2's Sunday night programme)
Midnight - 1AM
Jack ‘Hybrid’ Bauer discovers an assassination attempt is to be made on the life of SR Presidential candidate Mr.Snuggly. He immediately leaves SR towers to tell everyone he knows about it, and possibly to release some pictures on the internet that will create a lot of discussion (but, ultimately, be completely useless). Agent RM18 is dispatched to hunt down the assassin, and goes to find his first contact - SSXPro.
Meanwhile, the assassin - Goatboy - is travelling on a plane to SR city.
1AM - 2AM
Hybrid begins to create a global search of all the potential assassins in the world. He may be doing this for several episodes to come.
RM18 travels to an abandoned parking lot to meet SSXPro. As he arrives he hears gunshots. Speeding in to the car park, he finds the bullet-riddled body of SSXPro lying mangled on the floor. Just before SSXPro dies, he reveals the identity of the shooter - Meka Dragon. RM18 realises he will have to travel some more.
Goatboy’s plane arrives.
2AM - 3AM
Hybrid’s search continues...
RM18 is called (on his mobile phone, not by some tramp shouting) by his wife, Mystique (sorry if this offends anyone). She confesses that his daughter, Brew (heh) has been kidnapped by some unknown people while she was out on some street corner trying to make some money. RM18 tells his wife to shut up, stop crying and to go out and look for Brew.
Goatboy gets off his plane and immediately goes to contact his employer - Doughnut Monster!
3AM - 4AM
Hybrid is still searching...
Meka Dragon has a cheap, low-budget kung-fu fight with RM18. Just as RM18 wins, and prepares to shoot him, Meka Dragon confesses that he knows where RM18’s daughter is. Caught between film cliches, RM18 realizes he will have to let Meka Dragon live. Just as Meka Dragon is about to confess the location of his daughter, he is shot in the head by a professional sniper (who will never be found, since they never *do* get found when this sort of thing happens).
Goatboy and Doughnut Monster meet, and begin to prepare the disguise with which Goatboy will attack Mr.Snuggly.
4AM - 5AM
During all this, incidentally, Mr.Snuggly will be having a family crisis, since all scenes with him in would be really boring.
Hybrid is still searching...
Luckily, RM18 finds an address in the pocket of Meka Dragon’s corpse. It is the address of a nearby disused warehouse. He sets out immediately, but shortly gets arrested for the murder of SSXPro.
As he protests his innocence in the police station, Goatboy’s disguise is nearing completion.
5AM - 6AM
The sun rises on Hybrid, who has now fallen asleep while his computer keeps
searching.
Eventually, RM18 is able to persuade Officers Monkey-Man and Wookiemonster that he is actually an SR agent. They agree that he can go, and he rushes off to the warehouse, only to discover that it had been completely demolished ten minutes before he got there. In the rubble, he finds a child’s doll. He recognises it to be Brew’s, and sits in the rubble and cries in anguish.
Goatboy is now disguised. As Snipe (how ironic).
6AM - 7AM
Hybrid snores gently on his computer keyboard...
Suddenly, Mystique calls RM18 as he lies beating his fists on the rubble. She tells him that someone with a strange voice called her and told her to come to the abandoned cinema, or Brew would die. RM18 perks up, and agrees to meet her there.
The two travel towards the cinema, but fail to meet up at the entrance. RM18 enters the cinema to look for his wife, but she arrives late and goes in after him, all by herself. Scary music ensues.
Goatboy leaves Doughnut Monster's headquarters and goes to find a decent sniping spot.
7AM - 8AM
A fly lands on Hybrid's nose. He ignores it completely.
RM18 and Mystique are hunting round the abandoned cinema. Mystique the first of the two in camera, and the camera cuts to RM18 as someone puts their hand over her mouth and drags her in to the shadows. The cinema scene ends as RM18, having been through an obligatory gunfight with some big masked guys, discovers the body of his daughter, bound and gagged. She is alive, but only just. There is no sign of his wife.
Goatboy thinks he's found a good spot on the top of a hill, but then realises that he can't actually see SR city from his location, let alone SR towers.
8AM - 9AM
The fly is now crawling up Hybrid's left nostril. He doesn't even flinch.
RM18 rushes Brew to the nearest hospital. The doctors rush her straight to the operating room for no apparent reason. As RM18 watches Chief Surgeon Small Frog (that's my personal cameo) perform some incredible operation on her brain, he recieves another call from Mystique. Apparently, she has been kidnapped by the evil Doughnut Monster, and is being forced to make the call. Suddenly,the conversation with her breaks off, and the voice of Doughnut Monster comes over the phone (close-up on the mouth of Doughnut Monster when he talks). He demands that RM18 come to the abandoned zoo nearby. Grumbling about the fact that everywhere seems abandoned these days, RM18 agrees, and leaves for the zoo.
Goatboy has got lost. The fool.
9AM - 10AM
The fly, having got bored of Hybrid’s nostril, has crawled through his head and emerges through his right ear. Hybrid jolts slightly as it pauses on his earlobe, then settles back down as it flies away.
RM18 nears the zoo. SR city zoo used to be home to some very rare animals,
including a giant talking Ant, a wierd alien creature called Sheepy, and the world-famous Badgerman. They’re all dead now, since Mr. Chainsaw went on a rampage the year before. Catching Mr. Chainsaw had promoted RM18 from a newbie agent to a fully-fledged Regular Agent. RM18 enters the quiet zoo, looking round carefully, trying to spot Doughnut Monster. However, Doughnut Monster is not here. Instead, he has sent his terrifying right-hand-man, Stryke. As Stryke attacks him, RM18 knows he doesn’t stand a chance. As he falls to the ground, a gunshot rings out. Stryke falls dead at his side. Agent Absolut Neo lowers his SR rifle, and goes to help RM18 up. Another gunshot rings out. Absolut Neo collapses, his brains leaking
from the huge hole in the side of his head. RM18’s phone rings. He answers to hear Doughnut Monster’s voice. Doughnut Monster is angry that RM18 had help, and orders him to go to the disused docks. If RM18 has any more help, his wife will die. RM18 leaves the zoo set at a sprint (possibly to the music from Chariots Of Fire).
Goatboy stops to ask a local for directions. Unfortunately, the local is a retarded newbie, and only talks in txt spk. Goatboy can’t understand, and continues to hunt for SR towers by himself.
10AM - 11AM
Hybrid’s phone rings. It is RM18, trying to get someone to help him. Unfortunately, Hybrid is snoring far louder than the phone rings, and doesn’t even stir.
RM18 arrives at the docks, sweating profusely. Surprise, surprise - there is no sign of his wife. However, standing on the prow of a small speedboat is Doughnut Monster himself! Mystique lies tied up in the stern of the boat. Doughnut Monster tells RM18 that his wife will die unless he assists in the killing of Mr.Snuggly. He will phone later. The speedboat turns with a whoosh of spray, and rockets of in to the distance.
RM18 knows he is caught in a real dilemma now - should he save his wife or
Snuggly? Desperate to solve his problem, he goes to the only place that will help. The pub. As he waits for the phone call, he drowns his sorrows in lots and lots of tequila.
Meanwhile, Goatboy has spotted SR towers. They were behind him. He makes one of his usual clever sarcastic comments, and goes to find a good vantage point.
11 AM - 12 PM
Hybrid wakes up. Only to discover that the computer hasn’t finished searching. He goes back to sleep.
RM18 is now completely plastered. He staggers from the pub, dropping his mobile phone in the gutter as he does so. As he walks off, it rings. Just before it stops, he realises how desperate this call is, and spins round to answer it. It is his wife. Tearfully, Mystique begs him to come to the old football stadium. Moaning, RM18 tells her how much her loves her in slurred tones. She rants for a good half hour about how he shouldn’t be getting drunk - it’s irresponsible, and how that good-looking ‘Hybrid’ Bauer wouldn’t ever get drunk. RM18 tells her to shut up, or he’d never
cmoe to save her. She hangs up. He starts the long walk to the stadium, veering slightly as the alcohol affects his weight.
Goatboy has found the perfect spot - and Mr.Snuggly is sitting on the couch, watching TV. As Goatboy lines up his sniper rifle, we see Mr.Snuggly’s head through the scope. The episode ends as Goatboy’s finger tightens on the trigger.
To be continued...
When I’ve got more time.
Midnight - 1AM
Jack ‘Hybrid’ Bauer discovers an assassination attempt is to be made on the life of SR Presidential candidate Mr.Snuggly. He immediately leaves SR towers to tell everyone he knows about it, and possibly to release some pictures on the internet that will create a lot of discussion (but, ultimately, be completely useless). Agent RM18 is dispatched to hunt down the assassin, and goes to find his first contact - SSXPro.
Meanwhile, the assassin - Goatboy - is travelling on a plane to SR city.
1AM - 2AM
Hybrid begins to create a global search of all the potential assassins in the world. He may be doing this for several episodes to come.
RM18 travels to an abandoned parking lot to meet SSXPro. As he arrives he hears gunshots. Speeding in to the car park, he finds the bullet-riddled body of SSXPro lying mangled on the floor. Just before SSXPro dies, he reveals the identity of the shooter - Meka Dragon. RM18 realises he will have to travel some more.
Goatboy’s plane arrives.
2AM - 3AM
Hybrid’s search continues...
RM18 is called (on his mobile phone, not by some tramp shouting) by his wife, Mystique (sorry if this offends anyone). She confesses that his daughter, Brew (heh) has been kidnapped by some unknown people while she was out on some street corner trying to make some money. RM18 tells his wife to shut up, stop crying and to go out and look for Brew.
Goatboy gets off his plane and immediately goes to contact his employer - Doughnut Monster!
3AM - 4AM
Hybrid is still searching...
Meka Dragon has a cheap, low-budget kung-fu fight with RM18. Just as RM18 wins, and prepares to shoot him, Meka Dragon confesses that he knows where RM18’s daughter is. Caught between film cliches, RM18 realizes he will have to let Meka Dragon live. Just as Meka Dragon is about to confess the location of his daughter, he is shot in the head by a professional sniper (who will never be found, since they never *do* get found when this sort of thing happens).
Goatboy and Doughnut Monster meet, and begin to prepare the disguise with which Goatboy will attack Mr.Snuggly.
4AM - 5AM
During all this, incidentally, Mr.Snuggly will be having a family crisis, since all scenes with him in would be really boring.
Hybrid is still searching...
Luckily, RM18 finds an address in the pocket of Meka Dragon’s corpse. It is the address of a nearby disused warehouse. He sets out immediately, but shortly gets arrested for the murder of SSXPro.
As he protests his innocence in the police station, Goatboy’s disguise is nearing completion.
5AM - 6AM
The sun rises on Hybrid, who has now fallen asleep while his computer keeps
searching.
Eventually, RM18 is able to persuade Officers Monkey-Man and Wookiemonster that he is actually an SR agent. They agree that he can go, and he rushes off to the warehouse, only to discover that it had been completely demolished ten minutes before he got there. In the rubble, he finds a child’s doll. He recognises it to be Brew’s, and sits in the rubble and cries in anguish.
Goatboy is now disguised. As Snipe (how ironic).
6AM - 7AM
Hybrid snores gently on his computer keyboard...
Suddenly, Mystique calls RM18 as he lies beating his fists on the rubble. She tells him that someone with a strange voice called her and told her to come to the abandoned cinema, or Brew would die. RM18 perks up, and agrees to meet her there.
The two travel towards the cinema, but fail to meet up at the entrance. RM18 enters the cinema to look for his wife, but she arrives late and goes in after him, all by herself. Scary music ensues.
Goatboy leaves Doughnut Monster's headquarters and goes to find a decent sniping spot.
7AM - 8AM
A fly lands on Hybrid's nose. He ignores it completely.
RM18 and Mystique are hunting round the abandoned cinema. Mystique the first of the two in camera, and the camera cuts to RM18 as someone puts their hand over her mouth and drags her in to the shadows. The cinema scene ends as RM18, having been through an obligatory gunfight with some big masked guys, discovers the body of his daughter, bound and gagged. She is alive, but only just. There is no sign of his wife.
Goatboy thinks he's found a good spot on the top of a hill, but then realises that he can't actually see SR city from his location, let alone SR towers.
8AM - 9AM
The fly is now crawling up Hybrid's left nostril. He doesn't even flinch.
RM18 rushes Brew to the nearest hospital. The doctors rush her straight to the operating room for no apparent reason. As RM18 watches Chief Surgeon Small Frog (that's my personal cameo) perform some incredible operation on her brain, he recieves another call from Mystique. Apparently, she has been kidnapped by the evil Doughnut Monster, and is being forced to make the call. Suddenly,the conversation with her breaks off, and the voice of Doughnut Monster comes over the phone (close-up on the mouth of Doughnut Monster when he talks). He demands that RM18 come to the abandoned zoo nearby. Grumbling about the fact that everywhere seems abandoned these days, RM18 agrees, and leaves for the zoo.
Goatboy has got lost. The fool.
9AM - 10AM
The fly, having got bored of Hybrid’s nostril, has crawled through his head and emerges through his right ear. Hybrid jolts slightly as it pauses on his earlobe, then settles back down as it flies away.
RM18 nears the zoo. SR city zoo used to be home to some very rare animals,
including a giant talking Ant, a wierd alien creature called Sheepy, and the world-famous Badgerman. They’re all dead now, since Mr. Chainsaw went on a rampage the year before. Catching Mr. Chainsaw had promoted RM18 from a newbie agent to a fully-fledged Regular Agent. RM18 enters the quiet zoo, looking round carefully, trying to spot Doughnut Monster. However, Doughnut Monster is not here. Instead, he has sent his terrifying right-hand-man, Stryke. As Stryke attacks him, RM18 knows he doesn’t stand a chance. As he falls to the ground, a gunshot rings out. Stryke falls dead at his side. Agent Absolut Neo lowers his SR rifle, and goes to help RM18 up. Another gunshot rings out. Absolut Neo collapses, his brains leaking
from the huge hole in the side of his head. RM18’s phone rings. He answers to hear Doughnut Monster’s voice. Doughnut Monster is angry that RM18 had help, and orders him to go to the disused docks. If RM18 has any more help, his wife will die. RM18 leaves the zoo set at a sprint (possibly to the music from Chariots Of Fire).
Goatboy stops to ask a local for directions. Unfortunately, the local is a retarded newbie, and only talks in txt spk. Goatboy can’t understand, and continues to hunt for SR towers by himself.
10AM - 11AM
Hybrid’s phone rings. It is RM18, trying to get someone to help him. Unfortunately, Hybrid is snoring far louder than the phone rings, and doesn’t even stir.
RM18 arrives at the docks, sweating profusely. Surprise, surprise - there is no sign of his wife. However, standing on the prow of a small speedboat is Doughnut Monster himself! Mystique lies tied up in the stern of the boat. Doughnut Monster tells RM18 that his wife will die unless he assists in the killing of Mr.Snuggly. He will phone later. The speedboat turns with a whoosh of spray, and rockets of in to the distance.
RM18 knows he is caught in a real dilemma now - should he save his wife or
Snuggly? Desperate to solve his problem, he goes to the only place that will help. The pub. As he waits for the phone call, he drowns his sorrows in lots and lots of tequila.
Meanwhile, Goatboy has spotted SR towers. They were behind him. He makes one of his usual clever sarcastic comments, and goes to find a good vantage point.
11 AM - 12 PM
Hybrid wakes up. Only to discover that the computer hasn’t finished searching. He goes back to sleep.
RM18 is now completely plastered. He staggers from the pub, dropping his mobile phone in the gutter as he does so. As he walks off, it rings. Just before it stops, he realises how desperate this call is, and spins round to answer it. It is his wife. Tearfully, Mystique begs him to come to the old football stadium. Moaning, RM18 tells her how much her loves her in slurred tones. She rants for a good half hour about how he shouldn’t be getting drunk - it’s irresponsible, and how that good-looking ‘Hybrid’ Bauer wouldn’t ever get drunk. RM18 tells her to shut up, or he’d never
cmoe to save her. She hangs up. He starts the long walk to the stadium, veering slightly as the alcohol affects his weight.
Goatboy has found the perfect spot - and Mr.Snuggly is sitting on the couch, watching TV. As Goatboy lines up his sniper rifle, we see Mr.Snuggly’s head through the scope. The episode ends as Goatboy’s finger tightens on the trigger.
To be continued...
When I’ve got more time.