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Just got this email from my girlfriend:
"Dennis Leary was just outside so I filmed him.
I almost yelled out whilst filming if he was still doing his Bill Hicks
stand up comic routine... but I found I didn't have any balls."
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What I wouldn't give to have been with her, to be able to say
"Hi Dennis Leary! Could I have your autograph please? Can you write "Andy, sorry for ripping off Hicks like the hack-punk I am"
"Dennis Leary was just outside so I filmed him.
I almost yelled out whilst filming if he was still doing his Bill Hicks
stand up comic routine... but I found I didn't have any balls."
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What I wouldn't give to have been with her, to be able to say
"Hi Dennis Leary! Could I have your autograph please? Can you write "Andy, sorry for ripping off Hicks like the hack-punk I am"
There's another bit where Dennis Miller is interviewing him and he says "So Leary is kind of doing the same thing as you, does that annoy you?"
"Not at all, in fact I actually used a time machine to go back and steal his jokes. Except I changed them slightly and make them funny"
Miller laughs "What can we say Leary, truth hurts"
"Not at all, in fact I actually used a time machine to go back and steal his jokes. Except I changed them slightly and make them funny"
Miller laughs "What can we say Leary, truth hurts"
I just read that bit in American Scream last night.
Jonathan Ross: "I hear Denis Leary is really big in the UK at the moment."
Hicks: "Yeah, it's funny how their tastes are about 5 years behind us."
Ouch.
Jonathan Ross: "I hear Denis Leary is really big in the UK at the moment."
Hicks: "Yeah, it's funny how their tastes are about 5 years behind us."
Ouch.
Well, they say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but really, no one can compare to Bill Hicks. And if you don't know who he is, then it's your goddam fault! I don't care whether you like him or not, I know he's the most evocative and hilarious comedian ever, so kiss my chuddies.
But I like Eddie Murphy too. And that mimic Chris Rock is to Eddie Murphy what I Can't Believe it's Not Butter is to real butter. I hate margarine.
*kinda losing the plot a little*
But I like Eddie Murphy too. And that mimic Chris Rock is to Eddie Murphy what I Can't Believe it's Not Butter is to real butter. I hate margarine.
*kinda losing the plot a little*
Errr so it does... I don't know what to say so I'll just be off :)
SHEEPY wrote:
> Least your girlfriend doesn't have any balls.
You say that like you resent the fact that yours does.
> Least your girlfriend doesn't have any balls.
You say that like you resent the fact that yours does.
Least your girlfriend doesn't have any balls.
Wicked.
Just got this email from my girlfriend:
"Dennis Leary was just outside so I filmed him.
I almost yelled out whilst filming if he was still doing his Bill Hicks
stand up comic routine... but I found I didn't have any balls."
---
What I wouldn't give to have been with her, to be able to say
"Hi Dennis Leary! Could I have your autograph please? Can you write "Andy, sorry for ripping off Hicks like the hack-punk I am"
"Dennis Leary was just outside so I filmed him.
I almost yelled out whilst filming if he was still doing his Bill Hicks
stand up comic routine... but I found I didn't have any balls."
---
What I wouldn't give to have been with her, to be able to say
"Hi Dennis Leary! Could I have your autograph please? Can you write "Andy, sorry for ripping off Hicks like the hack-punk I am"